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We are doing an Olympics Podcast RN.
Please make up fake Olympic Sports for us to impro on the pod and I'll chuck them in

Love Broden Kelly

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Anonymous

Bombardment

Josh Adams

100m sprint

Anonymous

Cumsledding

Anonymous

Dog grooming

Anonymous

Parallel parking

Anonymous

1 metre diving board

Anonymous

Extreme underwater basket weaving.

Anonymous

Anger management

Anonymous

Underwater Basket Weaving

Anonymous

Tandem Pissing

Anonymous

Artistic & rhythmic chicken skewer creation and cooking

Anonymous

babysitting

Anonymous

pro moogie woogieing

Anonymous

Javelin but its a stick you found on the way there

Anonymous

Professional headbutting

Anonymous

Jumping pope (like jumping rope but with the Pope somehow idk)

Big Tim

4 metre relay

Anonymous

Artistic wanking

Anonymous

Piping hot Mrs Macs Pie eating contest

Anonymous

Volunteer work

Anonymous

Armball, esplanades, and shark evasion are my favorites.

Anonymous

1meter sprint

Anonymous

Small talk at the hairdresser

Anonymous

Fish dressage

Anonymous

20m tube dash

Anonymous

Pud eating contest

Kylie Jones

Chicken farming

Anonymous

Sneaking out of a social event you don’t want to be at

Anonymous

Synchronised taser spasms

Anonymous

Fighting the Bosch

Anonymous

Walking a dog that just does not want to walk anymore

Anonymous

Lawn darts elimination

Anonymous

finding my dad who left to get milk when I was 3

Anonymous

Convincing your parents to get the vaccine

Sarah

Chilli challenge

Anonymous

Theme park knowledge

Cormac

400 metre cum

Anonymous

500m rolling

Anonymous

Bikini waxing

Anonymous

Tickles

Anonymous

Bowling Ball Shotput

Big Tim

Post match banter

Anonymous

Cum skeet shooting (the cum is the bullet)

Anonymous

100m moonwalk

Anonymous

The suck off games

Anonymous

Movie Marathon

Anonymous

the 200m bumbum tickle

Anonymous

Going to bed angry

Anonymous

Ham time

Anonymous

Lube and slide dash

Anonymous

Standup comedy

Anonymous

Meatball shot put

Anonymous

Fastest maccas run

Anonymous

Computie games

Anonymous

Reverse Cowgirl

Anonymous

Who can see the farthest.

Anonymous

Croquet/crochet

James Olson

Microsoft Excel

Anonymous

Competitive screaming

Anonymous

A pentathlon but with 20 events

Anonymous

Biscuit Diving (into tea)

Big Tim

Coat checking

Anonymous

Just having fun

Anonymous

Cobbling

Anonymous

Best kisser in the world

Anonymous

Golf but you want a big score

Anonymous

Incest igloo

Anonymous

Podcasting

Anonymous

Synchronised listening

Anonymous

Web surfin

Anonymous

Artistic Table Tennis

Anonymous

Synchronised David Schwimming

Anonymous

Omelette flipping

Anonymous

Fencing (but just putting up a fence)

Anonymous

Men's 40m Fuckwit

Anonymous

The longest lasting Stiffy

Connor

Rum Cum Tugger

Anonymous

Walking in the park

Anonymous

Knitting a blanket

Anonymous

Javierelin, javelin but you’re throwing a guy called Javier

Anonymous

Supermarket colleague dodging

Connor

Cum

Anonymous

Shower singing

Anonymous

Basketball but the ball is extremely hot

Anonymous

Playing the tuba with your butt - but only Rihanna songs

Anonymous

Cum Chuggin

Anonymous

200m Singing

Anonymous

Contemplative thinking

Anonymous

bullrush

Anonymous

Dildo toss

Anonymous

Watching paint dry

Connor

Chim Chum A Fight Of Cum

Andrew McMenemy

Competitive social distancing Barrista race performed by law abiding barristers Synchronised wanking

Anonymous

Cartwheels

Anonymous

Hot dog eating

Anonymous

Fartwheels

Anonymous

Crocheting

Anonymous

The most kisses on a Charlie Bonanno’s bald head

Anonymous

Coming up with good fake Olympic Games

Anonymous

Egg McMuffin toss

Anonymous

Lawn bowls but you’re on PEDs

Anonymous

Baby throwing

Anonymous

Where’s The Egg

Connor

Brown Town Bum Cum

Alasdair Cooper

Eating Cheese While Running From Bees

Big Tim

Sliding down a muddy hill

Anonymous

Doxxing

Anonymous

Are We There Yet? (2005)

Connor

A John Wick style manhunt where all athletes try to kill Zack

Anonymous

Rank My Sons

Anonymous

Screaming into the sky and saying "Why god why???"

Anonymous

Who can hold their breath longest underwater

Anonymous

Competitive Laughing

Connor

Silly Slime

Anonymous

Sheet folding

Anonymous

Watching Anime in Front of Your Parents

Anonymous

Full contact laser tag

Anonymous

Butt chugging

Big Tim

Checking in on a mate who's been just a bit too rowdy lately

Anonymous

Professional hide and seek

Anonymous

meatspin

Anonymous

100m sprint, but you've just finished a big meal and are pretty full.

Connor

Duck Duck Cum

Anonymous

Online pirating

Anonymous

Swearing,

Anonymous

Staring contest

Anonymous

Bucket Hat Broden and his Bodacious Bitches

Anonymous

Fawn hunting

Anonymous

Podcasting

Anonymous

Sack race but with your scrot

Anonymous

Netball

Anonymous

who can say poo the loudest

Anonymous

Who can build the most skyscrapers in 12 seconds

Connor

Musical Scares

Anonymous

Bagel smearing

Anonymous

who can say poo in the most languages

Anonymous

Italian hunting

Kayla Royer

First to get Tom to call you “dumb cunt”

Connor

Cocaine

Anonymous

Empty pool high dive

Anonymous

Hammer throw but you throw Zack by the hair

Anonymous

Beach ball deflating

Anonymous

library book sex

Connor

Charlie's Salami Eating Contest

Anonymous

who can poo the longest poo log

Anonymous

Hop, skip and suck

Anonymous

Hamstring pulling

Anonymous

Theater sports

Kayla Royer

Longest fart or burp

Anonymous

dropping a cell phone in piss water

Anonymous

Fart propelled boat racing

Kayla Royer

Sneezing with eyes open

Anonymous

Water poolo (like polo but with poo)

George S

Olympic improvisation

Anonymous

400m freestyle (rap)

Anonymous

Doxing Political Rivals

Anonymous

Dickathlon

Anonymous

The 100m hog on a stick dash

Anonymous

the 100m kiss

Charlie

Men's 100m Squint

Anonymous

Vegemite Sandwich eating

Anonymous

The 200m cum relays

Anonymous

Bird calling near the skeet shooting

Anonymous

Competitive pooing

Anonymous

Shitting at a college frat party and leaving without flushing

Anonymous

Most Monty python quotes per minute

Anonymous

Uphill Crabwalk

Anonymous

100 meter sprint over lego, its endurance based

Anonymous

Extreme slowness

Anonymous

CAPTCHAthlon - fastest person to click on all the Trucks wins

Anonymous

Duck finding

Anonymous

Goodminton

Anonymous

Funny Walks

Anonymous

Competitive anti doping piss testing

Anonymous

Pooping

Kayla Royer

Who can correctly call out innuendos by saying “that’s what he/she said” the most times throughout the podcast

Anonymous

The Moogie Woogie Boogie

Wilson Finch

Foursquare/handball

Anonymous

speed breaking up with a partner

Anonymous

Theatre sports

Kayla Royer

Calling the 26th contact in Your phone and asking for dating advice without being called out for being on the podcast (if they don’t answer close eyes and pick random contact until someone answers)

Anonymous

theatre watersports

Anonymous

Tossing 3 litre bottles of milk

Joseph Reyna

McDonald’s orders but price is right game

Kayla Royer

Most/best backhanded compliments to the other boys

Anonymous

Penis braiding

Anonymous

Who can forgot that Jared fogle is a pedophile the quickest

Kayla Royer

Name that theme song/ name the movie from hearing a quote/ guess the impression Tom is doing

Anonymous

Competitive Tech Deck battles

Lewis Moss

I reckon running would be good

Kayla Royer

Loudest burp/fart or longest burp/fart

Anonymous

Vaping

Kayla Royer

Who can give mark a stiffy the quickest (yes mark can also compete)

Kayla Royer

Best 2 min freestyle about topic given by the other boys

Anonymous

Synchronised running

Anonymous

Relay-style space race against Jeff Bezos

Anonymous

Mustaches

Anonymous

Skateboarding just got added to the olympics. Be a shame if some scooter/bmx kids came by...

Anonymous

Big cums

Adam Lacobs

The three legged walk

Mark Dolling

Synchronised Cockpunching

Anonymous

Butt chugging

Anonymous

Synchronised freestyle (the rapping kind)

Mark Dolling

10km La Porchetta renovation

Mark Dolling

Penis Pole vaulting

MangusYangus

Duck Duck Goose could be cute

Anonymous

synchronised bath time

Anonymous

Corporate Team Building Exercise Decathlon

Anonymous

40 meter spaghetti slurp

Anonymous

200m sasquatch tackle

Anonymous

best impression of Teresa The Long Island Medium

Anonymous

Passive aggression

Anonymous

Competitive party quirks

Damon Reed

100m Skipping comp

Jolze

Cross country manhunt

Anonymous

Olympic Improvisation (like Ice Dancing or other sports where they judge artistry)

Anonymous

Franchisee application relay

Jolze

Freestyle sitting

Anonymous

100m freestyle for non-swimmers. 1500m hurdles for people who think they're chickens.

Jonathan Davies

Shot put but using Puds instead of the put..call it shot pud

Anonymous

Shopping cart bob sledding

Anonymous

Passive aggressively doing the dishes while your partner watches tv in the other room

Anonymous

Fuck throwing

Anonymous

Improve comedy

Anonymous

Balloon filling

Anonymous

Wine Glass Lifting

Anonymous

Ciggy smoking. There are so many events, it’s basically Track and Field

Anonymous

Boggle

Anonymous

Egg and spoon race. Putting a doona in a doona cover. Building IKEA furniture.

Anonymous

Billionaire Space Shot-put

Anonymous

Explaining obscure facts

Anonymous

The 30 seconds of stand-up comedy event

Anonymous

Talk about your pets!

Anonymous

curb stomping!

Anonymous

people who look most like broden Kelly. the person who looks most like broden Kelly comes second because broden always wins because he is broden kelly

Anonymous

Cock (and ball) fighting

Anonymous

Anal beads tug of war

Jonathan Davies

Karaoke…I’m thinking ‘we didn’t start the fire’ for some reason…

Anonymous

Chode fencing

Anonymous

Codger wrangling. For Cowdoys only👍

Anonymous

200m find the car keys

Anonymous

The 100 metre sucky-wucky-tucky

Anonymous

Fencing but instead of swords it’s dildos

Anonymous

Men’s freestyle roadside sobriety test

Anonymous

synchronized flatulence

Anonymous

Competitive miming

Anonymous

But you keep getting caught… by various popular podcast characters lol

Anonymous

Olympic straight-man-ing

Anonymous

Jazz-scatting

Anonymous

basketball

Anonymous

Ponytail Limbo

Anonymous

Frontgammon

Anonymous

Kangaroo unboxing

Anonymous

Boxing - But it's how fast you can tape and pack a box

Anonymous

Apple bobbing - A number of serious injuries from last time as people aren't able to practice on any other day except halloween, or at the fair...or in the 50's. Isaac Newton Grand Champ. Also Horses

Anonymous

Full contact sailing ✌

VitAnyaNaked

Coopershield cheese race, when men chase from a high hill for a Gloucester cheese head) Exciting competition, but a little dangerous!

Anonymous

Ding dong ditch. Someone brings the doorbell before the defender can catch you

Anonymous

Full contact bird watching

Anonymous

Floor and partner stretching, massage

Anonymous

Competitive haberdashery

Anonymous

Your welcome

Anonymous

Olympic Manners

Anonymous

I feel like Mark could have done something really special with this one

Anonymous

Chicken fight jousting.

Anonymous

Will you be coming to the uk soon?

Anonymous

Ice pancakes