Orlando (Patreon)

I look sad, but I’m not. Today I went to my favorite grocery store in the world - Aldi - I ate cookie dough chocolate truffles, and I got a coupon for buy one get one free for McDonalds sammiches. Which yes, I know, is the height of deliciousness and nutritious ness. Yes, that’s sarcasm. But the fries are great, so it’s fine.

On my way to Tallahassee in the morning :)

Edit: Also, are you, like me, convinced that those empty picture frames on the wall are really just portals to some hellacious parallel universe that is inescapable by mere mortals? Because you should be. New decorating trends are a curse.