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Dom Undead

You speak a short command to an undead creature you can see within range. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or follow the command on its next turn. If the target would not normally have had lustful feelings toward the caster in life, it receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw.

Some typical commands and their Effects follow. You might issue a command other than one described here, but it must be lascivious in nature. Safe word counters and dispels dom undead.

Come Hither: The target moves toward you by the shortest and most direct route, Ending its turn if it moves within 5 feet of you.

Prepare Yourself: The target drops whatever it is holding and then ends its turn by assuming any position you desire (e.g. the butterfly’s sting, seated Waterdeep, rise from prone, etc.)

Climax: Through the murk of its rotting brain, the target recollects the pleasures of the living world: a breath indrawn, a drink of cool water, a load blown. The target falls prone and then ends its turn.

Edge: The target is distracted. It has disadvantage on everything.

Dress: The target wears an outfit of your choice.

Talk Dirty: For the duration, the target cannot cast spells with verbal components. If the target cannot speak, it groans sexily.

At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd Level or higher, you can affect one additional creature for each slot level above 1st. Your freaky corpse harem can be given individual commands each round.

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Robbert Raets

['boning' pun goes here]

Nick

That skeleton's poor eye sockets are in for a rough time. It doesn't have much else that resembles an orifice.

Michael Zemancik

Since we didn’t see Succubus last comic, I considered making a ‘she was busy getting boned’ joke, but it seems you we’re saving it for here. Considering BBEG and the vampire twins, this spell has a lot of potential. I do hope we keep [insert skeleton pun name], they fit the same kinda role the minions of the Hero Party (kind of a C3PO “we seem to be made Tom suffer. It’s our lot in life” feel) only with a lot more skeleton puns. And hey, it’ll give Anti-Paladin another guy to hang around with (assuming that skeleton is male. Admittedly female skeletons are an underrepresented minority in the living skeleton community)

Anonymous

I would disagree on Dress taking one round to complete. Other than that, nice.