Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: The Games of Chaos, Part 5/8 (Patreon)

The Games of Chaos are not easy. If you want to come out on top, you’re going to need every advantage you can get. And so, on the off chance that you ever find yourself struck by Reshape Reality, strapped into a pair of hoof boots, and made to recreate the chariot scene from Ben-Hur, it will pay to familiarize yourself with the track. Femme Fighter and Ranger are out to win, but it looks like Horse Power and Elf Princess didn’t put in the prep time. In the interest of avoiding their fate, here’s a sneak peek at the Chase obstacles they’re struggling with.

• START: Who’s The Horse?
  • Convince Kek To Let You Choose (Diplomacy DC 25)
  • Host Knows Best: Automatic
• Wardrobe Malfunction
  • Quick Fix (Profession [Leatherworker] DC 15)
  • Take It Off (Escape Artist DC 20)
• Lube Pit
  • Just Run Through It! (Acrobatics DC 20)
  • It’s Strawberry Flavored! (Fortitude DC 15)
• Hostile Crowd
  • Dodge Tomatoes (Reflex DC 25)
  • Win ‘em Over (Perform [dressage] DC 15)
• The Indignity
  • I’m A Show Pony! (Will DC 20)
  • Call Me “Clip-Clop” One More Time, Asshole (Intimidate DC 15)
• Whip It Good
  • Yah Mule! (Pulling Partner’s CMD)
  • Horse Whisperer (Handle Animal DC 10)
• Chafing
  • Gimme Some Baby Powder! (Heal DC 10)
  • I Can Take It! (Fortitude DC 15)
• Ramp
  • Sick Air, Bro! (Acrobatics DC 10)
  • What Ramp? (Reflex DC 20)
• Protect Your Secret Identity
  • I’m Not A Horse! You’re A Horse! (Bluff DC 20)
  • As A Normal Human Female, I Love Parading Around Half-Naked (Knowledge [misogyny] DC 20)
• END: She’s Gaining On ‘Em!
  • It’s Gonna Be Neck And Neck! (Opposed Fortitude vs. Closest Competitor)