Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Goth Girls (Patreon)

PROFILE OF A HOOKUP

• Location — Alchemist’s Magical Emporium. There was a sale on powder-based reagents. Both reached for the scoop at the same time.
  
  
• Flirtation — Ever the gentleman, Wizard insisted that Necromancer go first. As the death mage began scooping bone dust, she explained her latest project. It seemed that her previous dress form had rotted through, and so she needed to animate another.
  
  “After all, fashion doesn’t just happen. I only wish that the thin, androgynous torsos one needs didn’t decompose so quickly!” 
  
  “Hmmm,” said Wizard, eying the bin of chrysolite powder she suddenly no longer required. “It happens that, once upon a time, I was very much into the goth scene. Sadly, I find that my old attire no longer fits. Being both thin and somewhat androgynous, however, I have a proposal which may lead to our mutual benefit.”
   
• Seduction — In the state of half-undress dictated by the demands of haute couture, the atmosphere in Wizard’s boudoir was already electric. And that’s before the spellbooks came out. The prospect of new magic is like catnip for mages, and so the trading came fast and furious. First was power word: updo in exchange for vengeful outrage. Then control undead for waves of ecstacy. And by the time Necromancer expressed an interest in Wizard’s bouncy body, it seemed only natural to ask for a kiss in payment. As it happened, the transaction was agreeable to all parties.