Home Artists Posts Import Register
The Offical Matrix Groupchat is online! >>CLICK HERE<<

Content

Alas my beautiful and beloved patreons, circumstances are even more dire than we realised. While writing my LiA episode I realised what I really wanted to talk about was how horrible the book is, so I wrote a script for a book review episode to come first.

While writing that I realised that because hardly anyone in the servay has actually read the book, a lot of what I was complaining about wasn't making any sense out of context so I wrote a plot synopsis episode to come before that.

So here it is: The first of THREE different episodes that I'm going to doing on this horrible excuse for a book. Will get the next two done and over with asap hopefully.

(Please note, some things were left out of this synopsis because I'm saving them for either the review or LiA epsiode)

Files

Fifty Shades of Grey as told by The Dom

Discovering that none of his audience has actually read Fifty Shades of Grey despite hundreds of requests for it, The Dom provides a handy synopsis of the plot with only the bare minimum of angry freak outs.

Comments

Jo and Gareth

Was literally trying to decide what to watch and the notification sprang up! Brilliant!

Anonymous

You poor, poor man. I just so want to wrap you up in a blanket, get you a beer, and put on your favorite movie for having to suffer through this.

StoryLover

The Dom, you are the true hero for getting through this 'book'...

Anonymous

Wow The Dom, just wow. I am sorry you said yes, and yet, I cant wait for this!

Anonymous

I absolutely LOVED the Lonely Island reference. Golden.

Anonymous

....oh wow. just....holy hell. I'm suddenly glad I only read part of it. and now I want to get teh book second hand just to burn it.

Anonymous

This sounds really stupid

coredumperror

Ugh... I'd heard it was bad, but good lord is that "plot" just terrible. How in the world,can anyone like this drek?

Anonymous

I love how you have the handcuffs on during most of the review until you lose it. XDDDD... And Dear God... I was warned this was bad, but still...

Saiyasha

You want another gun? I can totally understand it... Jezz, thank heavens I only got as far, I think, as them discussing the contract after she researched it on her new computer....

Anonymous

Has E.L. James been in a relationship? Because if she is...I don't want to know. Oh hey the Dom do The Chronicles of Narnia next!

Kim Huett

Between this and David Popovich's Book Worm reviews of the two books I'm beginning to think asexual reproduction isn't a bad idea at all.