Tsunade the God of Shinobi (Patreon)

Tsunade has decided to take her rightful place as the next God of Shinobi like Hashirama before her and starts by making her pupil and her pupils rival learn shadow clones to please their new God.

Tsunade: The two of you have been nothing but disappointing failures for longer than I care to think, so I've decided to give you both some purpose and have you two worship your new God's for all of your pathetic life. And your new life start immediately! If I hear even a small objection, I will break your bones and repair them over and over again, and when I get tired of this, I will expel you and your family from Konohagakure as traitors and object to the decisions of the Hokage. I will make your life hell anywhere so what you will do now

Sakura and Ino: we will be your slaves Hokage-sama.

Tsunade: And no more hokage talk! I am now your God, and you'll address me as such!!

Sakura and Ino: YES GOD!