Kirito's Slumber Party Day 2 (Patreon)

Luckily for Kirito when he woke up the next day, he was still the same size as the night before. While he had still yet to realize that he was shrinking he was starting to take notice of it. His center of balance felt different, and his clothes still didn’t fit him properly. Though he didn’t have time to question this as Silica and Sinon had just woken up and brought him downstairs, eager to eat Silica’s mother's famous breakfast.

The table was filled with would just as it was last night, bacon, eggs, and even French toast. While this wasn’t the normal type of breakfast that Kirito or Sinon was used to they didn’t hesitate before partaking in the meal. Silica’s mother watched them happy to see that her hard work had not gone to waste.

As she watched them, she noticed that Kirito’s clothes were starting to get loose on him. She knew that this had something to do with that strange shrinking that was currently afflicting Kirito. Though she knew better than to talk about it right now as she didn’t want to ruin the current atmosphere, she thought up a little plan to help the boy.

“Kirito, I see that you are still wearing the same clothes that you were last night. Did you perhaps forget to bring some spares?” she asked him, not mentioning that the clothes were too big for him.

“Yeah, I forgot them last night,” he said back to her. “I was planning to stop down at my place tonight to grab a few spares.”

“Nonsense~. There is no need for that~,” she said to him. “I need to go shopping at the mall today to get some groceries for dinner tonight. I can bring you three to the mall with me today so that you can get some brand-new clothes~.”

“You don’t need to go that far for me,” he said back to her.

“Really mom~!” Silica yelled excitedly. “Can we really go?”

“Of course, you can~,” she happily said back to her daughter. “Staying inside all day is no fun, and I bet that the three of you will find it much more enjoyable going out for the day~. And Kirito it truly is no trouble at all~.”

“Well… I guess if you insist,” he said, finding it hard to say no to her. Silica’s mother was so sweet and kind like his own mother… well aunt, but to him, she had always been his mother.

“Alright, let’s go~!” she eagerly yelled as they finished their breakfast, leading them all to her car.

Once they got inside the clothing store, Silica and Sinon went off to look at some cute pajamas while a big burly store clerk went up to Silica’s mother and leered at her with a disgusting gaze.

“Hey baby, can I help you find something to wear~?” he said making her feel uncomfortable. She had always heard people talking behind her back, saying that she looked too young to have a child, but what this man said was going too far.

“Hey, leave her alone!” Kirito said, seeing what was happening and coming to her rescue.

“Hahh?” The clerk seemed to get mad at Kirito’s interference and shoved him backward. As he did Kirito shrank another 1cm in front of the two of them and gave the clerk a static shock, so he doesn’t realize what is going on. Silica’s mother is also shocked, but for some reason, she was still able to tell that he had shrank. Though currently, she was more concerned about his safety than anything else. “Back off kid, can’t you see that the adults are talking~?”

“You bastard!” she yelled, losing her cool, which was a rare thing for her, smacking the clerk over and over with her purse.

“Woah-woah-woah! What’s going on here!?” the manager yelled, coming out of his office after hearing someone yell.

“Boss this had is crazy!” the store clerk said, lying to his boss to try and get Silica’s mother in trouble.

“Really? Did you really think that you could get away with this for the second time?” the manager asked him, obviously not fooled by this man’s tricks.

“It’s true! This bitch and her son attacked me!” the clerk yelled, trying to make up more ridiculous lies.

“I saw everything on the security cameras,” the manager said to him. Get out of my store, you're fired.”

“But boss…”

“Get out before I call security!” the manager yelled as the man ran out of the store. “I am so terribly sorry for what happened! the boss yelled bowing to both Kirito and Silica’s mother. “To make up for this I will make all your purchases today 25% off!”

“25%?” Silica’s mother asked, not sounding pleased with his offer.

“Fine, how about 50%?” the manager said, knowing that he could have a lawsuit placed against him for his foolish employees’ actions.

“50%?” Silica’s mother said, still not sounding placed with that offer either.

“Fine! 75%! I can’t go any higher than that!” the manager yelled, practically begging her to take the offer.”

“Wow, do you hear that Kirito, 75%~,” Silica’s mother said, sounding happy now? “Sir you are too kind~,” she said back to the manager.

“D-don’t…. don’t mention it,” he said, grinding his teeth at all the money that his employee lost him.

For the next few seconds Kirito couldn’t help but stare at Silica’s mother in awe. He never knew that she was this strong.

To be honest, Silica’s mother didn’t do this for the money, she did this to show how much that she cared for Kirito. He tried to stand up for her, so she did the same for him. There was nothing that she wouldn’t do to help him after everything that he has done for others.

“Alright let’s go pick you out some clothes~!” she said leading him toward the male section.

"Huh? You want to help me?” Kirito asked her, confused why she was trying to help him pick out new clothes.

“Well, I heard from Silica that you have a lovely girlfriend and that you’re not all too good at picking out clothes. So please, let me help you~. The girls seem to be busy having their own fun, so what do you say?”

“…Sure,” Kirito said, feeling a bit embarrassed as shopping with her made him remember the times that he went shopping with his mother. Though he kind of felt glad that he accepted her offer because she knew her stuff when it came to clothes.

However, while they were still checking out some more clothes Kirito shrank another 1cm for the second time in that hour, right in front of Silica’s mother. When he does, Silica’s mother realized that he is now too short to be looking at clothes this size. It’s by no means a great difference, but it would decide whether or not the clothes would be loose on him or not.

“Oh my~. Silly us~,” Silica’s mother said to him, trying not to cause a commotion. “It would seem that we were shopping for the wrong size this entire time~. I’m sorry about this,” she said to him, taking the blame for herself. “Here, let’s go over to the next section,” she said, leading him over to the area which Kirito hasn’t used in years. He felt a tad bit embarrassed to learn that they basically wasted all of that time essentially playing dress-up.

In the next section, they tried to pick out the same clothes that they did before. Though this time that the clothes that Silica’s mother recommended to him were a bit too small for him right now. In fact, they were quite tight, making him fear that he would tear them by taking them off or putting them on.

Silica’s mother was insistent that he wore them despite knowing that they were too small. She figured that if he continued to slowly shrink then it would be best to buy him some clothes that he would shrink into. Plus, it would help both of their wallets, though for today these clothes were on her. Kirito tried to refuse, saying that he would pay, but she wasn’t going to let him do that.

“Alright, you three I have to go look at some kitchen utensils and furniture,” Silica’s mother said as they all left the clothing store.

“That’s fine,” Sinon said back to her. “We’ll just hang out at the arcade for the time being.”

“That’s wonderful~!” I will see the three of you in about an hour from now,” Silica’s mother said to them. “I will see you all then~.”

After that, they parted with Silica’s mother and made their way down to the arcade. There were so many old games to play, but Sinon and Silica already had their minds set on a singular game the moment that they walk in; the crane game. The crane game was easily the hardest game to play at any arcade, but luckily for them, they had Kirito with them, and based on what Asuna told them, he was a master at it.

“Kirito-Kirito can you please win us a prize from the crane game~!” the two girls eagerly asked him.

“Sure, I don’t see why not,” he said seeing that the crane machine had the penguin plushie that Asuna had been wanting for a while now.

During the whole time that they saw him get the plushies for them, neither of them could be bothered to look away. Within a matter of minutes, he won Silica a dragon plushie, Sinon a cat plushie and finally for Asuna a penguin plushie. She was going to love it! After he got them their plushies both of them gave him giant cheerful hugs as thanks.

“Who’s up for a game of DDR?” Sinon asked, seeing that there was a DDR machine in the center of the arcade.

“I could go for a game,” Kirito said back to her. “Though I do warn you that I am quite good at this game, so I don’t plan on losing.”

“Really now~?” Sinon takes his words as a challenge. “How about we raise the stakes then?"

"What do you have in mind?” Kirito asked her, curious about what she had planned.

“Whoever wins gets to decide what we get to do next~,” she said to him, eager to start dancing against him. There was no way that Kirito had any rhythm, she would win this easily.

“Please don’t fight you two,” Silica asked, trying to see if she could stop this silly bet between them before something got out of hand.

“It’s fine Silica,” Kirito said patting her on the shoulder as he got up on the DDR stage. “It’s just a small competition between friends~.”

“Alright Kirito, let’s go~!” Sinon yelled as they started the game.

While they are dancing it is easy to see that Kirito has the upper hand, but Sinon was skilled as well. Though as the game continued she felt that she was lagging behind and decided to play dirty.

“Wow Kirito, I didn’t know that you could look so cute, dancing suits you quite well~,”” she said to him. Overall, the statement should have meant nothing to him, since it didn’t matter what gender, you were when it came to dance. Though he couldn’t help but feel embarrassed that she called him cute.

As he blushed, he shrank another 1cm while still dancing. Unfortunately, the loose of height made him lose his sense of balance for a few seconds and as a result, he started to mess up the beat. He received a ton of negative points before he could recover and in the end, Sinon held an overwhelming score against him.

“Hahaha! I won~!” Sinon energetically yelled, jumping down off the stage, and hugging Silica in joy because of her victory.

“This means that you now have to do what I want next!” she said to Kirito who walked down off the stage in a daze, wondering how he could have lost like this. “I want to go over to do some karaoke~!”

“…No… you can’t be serious?” Kirito said in disbelief.

“I am serious, and it is time that you show us that lovely singing voice that you’ve been hiding this entire time~,” she said playfully teasing him. They had already heard from Asuna that Kirito was by far anything remotely close to a good singer. This was going to be fun~!

Once they got themselves a room Silica set the karaoke machine to a randomizer since she thought that it would be more fun not knowing the song that they were going to sing before singing.

Sinon and Silica went first to show Kirito how it was done before it was finally Kirito’s turn to sing. Unfortunately for him, he got stuck with a silly children’s anime song.

“…Um…I’m just going to change this,” he said to them, trying to casually get himself another song to sing, but the girls weren’t going to let him off that easily.

“No-no-no, you got the song and now you have to sing it~,” Sinon said, teasing him that he had to sing such a childish song.

“Yeah, she’s right,” Silica said to him. “We sang our songs, so you have to sing yours as well~! No takebacks.”

“…Fine,” Kirito said, reluctantly agreeing to sing, starting the song on of the karaoke machine.

To put it lightly, Kirito was not good at this at all. He had no sense of rhythm, and he was quite tone-dead. Though despite this he actually started getting into the song. He even followed the dancing pictures on the screen.

While he was distracted by his own singing, he started to shrink by 1cm again, and as he did he stumbled over the microphone cord and tripped! In an instant, he almost crashes, but he managed to stop himself from doing so, but at the same time he is forced to stop singing as he yanked the cord out of the machine.

“Awwww~!!” The two girls said, disappointed that he stopped singing as things had just started to get good.

“Since you didn’t finish you have to pick another song,” Sinon said, eager to hear him sing again.

“Now-now, I think that’s enough for the day,” Silica’s mother said to them, walking into their room, after being directed by a worker to where they were.

“But mom~!” Silica said, hoping that her mother would let them hear Kirito sing one more time.

“No butts young lady,” she firmly said back to her. “Now come along it’s time to go~.”

The two girls were upset that their fun had ended, while Kirito let out a sigh of relief. He did not want to have to sing again.

Silica’s mother being the responsible adult that she was takes them away from the karaoke club and made them follow her to get groceries for the night. As they walked around the grocery store, she was happy to have their company. Though the three of them didn’t share her happiness as they were quite embarrassed right now as they look like kids going shopping with their overprotective mother.

“So Kirito, I’ve been thinking,” Sinon said noticing that Silica’s mother wasn’t looking. “Asuna is way out of your league, so if you want you could save her the trouble and date me instead~,” she said trying to playfully tease him.

“….” Kirito chose not to respond top her teasing and tried his best to avoid her but as always Sinon was persistent on having her fun.

“Sinon, leave Kirito aloooooooo~!” Silica saw that Sinon was teasing Kirito, so she tried to protect him, but as she did she accidentally stumbled and knocked down an entire stack of cans!

Seeing that she could be hurt Kirito rushed over to her and used his body to shield her, causing a few cans to hit him.

“Oh, my lord! Are you two alright!” Silica’s mother shouted, seeing that the two of them could be hurt.

“I’m fine mom, Kirito protected me,” Silica said to her relief.

“Same here,” Kirito said, hiding the fact that there were several welts already growing on his back.

“Are you four alright?” the store manager asked, seeing what happened.

“Everyone seems to be fine,” Silica’s mother said back to him, but she could tell that Kirito was lying to her, based on how he was moving. “Please let us clean up.”

“Thank you very much,” the store manager said, leaving them to clean up their mess.

As they cleaned Silica’s mother made sure to thoroughly scold all three of them about the danger that they put themselves in. They were children so they needed to be more careful with their actions.

After they had finished cleaning up their mess Silica’s mother congratulated them for doing such a good job with cleaning. Seeing that tensions were rising after this incident, she decided that it would be best for them to relax and unwind.

“Hey, you three should go to the movies while I finish up shopping,” she said to them, hoping to give them a chance to relax.

“Really mom? Are you sure?” Silica asked her, worried that they would be in more trouble.

"It’s fine~,” she said to them. “Go have some fun,” she said shooing them off. Though she grabbed Kirito’s arm to hold him back for a second. “I can trust you to make sure that they don’t get in trouble?”

“Don’t worry, you can count on me,” Kirito said back to her, about to leave, but she still held onto his arm.

“And make sure that you don’t do anything too strenuous okay,” she said, worried about him. She didn’t know the extent of his injuries, but she didn’t want to put him in harm's way, regardless.

“Don’t worry, I’ll be fine,” he said before going to join the others.

When they finally reached the theater, they found that the only movie available was a horror movie about a man with a chainsaw for a hand who killed teenagers. Though both of the girls were confident that they could handle it, so they went in regardless.

However, during the entire movie, both Silica and Sinon were stuck clinging to an embarrassed Kirito. To be honest, the movie wasn’t that bad, it was just that it had a lot of jumps scares that made them freak out over and over.

Kirito was used to this sort of thing so the movie itself was relatively average for him. That is if you don’t include the two girls that were glued to him during it, which made every single man there jealous.

When the movie was finally done, the girls didn’t let go of him even after they left the theater.

“Hah, that movie sucked, right Silica?” Sinon asked her, trying to sound brave.

“Y-yeah, it wasn’t scary at all,” Silica said, unable to stop herself from shaking.

“Fufufufu~,” I can see that the three of you enjoyed yourselves~,” Silica’s mother said to them, waiting for them in front of her car.

Noticing the way that she was smiling at them, the three of them released their grip around Kirito and awkwardly walked several feet away from him with beat red faces.

When they finally were brought back to Silica’s home, they were all surprised to see that dinner was already made for them. Silica’s mother made sure to do her best so her kids could eat a nice meal, and tonight for dinner was steak.

“Alright here you go Sinon,” she said passing Sinon a plate with a full piece of steak on it. “And for you,” she said to Silica after cutting her steak into tiny pieces for her daughter.

“And finally Kirito,” she said as she always began to cut his steak into tiny pieces as well. As she handed, him the plate her blushed from the embarrassment that she cut his steak. Seconds later he shrank another 1cm in front of all of them, with only Silica’s mother able to see the change.

“Pfft! Kirito are you that weak IRL that you need someone else to cut your steak?” Sinon asked casually teasing him. “Do you need someone to feed you too~?” she asked picking up a piece of steak and holding it up to his lips.

“Sinon, that’s not nice,” Silica’s mother said to her, treating her as a naughty child. “Both Kirito and Silica received the tougher ends of the steak while you did not. I would be remiss as a host if I forced that steak onto them without cutting it for both of them. Now if you would please stop playing with your food.”

Sinon’s face turned bright red after she realized what she was doing, instantly dropping the piece of steak and staring down at her plate. For the rest of the meal, she remained silent. She didn’t know what came over her. While it was true that she liked messing with Kirito in small little ways, she never thought that she would do something like this! Oh lord, this was so embarrassing!

After dinner was over Kirito once again helped cleaned up while Silica and Sinon took a bath together. This time when Kirito went to the bath, he made sure that the other two were in Silica’s room. Both of them were having fun chatting about what they did today so Kirito knew that he should be fine to enter the bath since he didn't want a repeat of yesterday.

However, to his surprise when he got there, Silica’s mother was already waiting for him.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know that you were about to use the bath,” he said, trying to leave, but she stopped him.

“I’m not here to bathe,” she said to him. “Now take off your shirt,” she said in a serious tone.

“W-what!?” Kirito asked, concerned by what she was implying.

“It hurts, doesn’t it,” she said to him, pulling out some ointment. “You must have been bearing through it all day. Take off your shirt and let me help.”

Kirito did as she said, showing her his back which was covered in serval bruises. While they didn’t hurt that much, they felt so much better as she rubbed the ointment over them.

“If you were hurt then you should have said something,” she said, lightly scolding him, as she continued to apply the ointment to his back. As she did, Kirito shrank another 1cm in front of her, but that didn’t matter, his current health did.

“I didn’t want to worry anyone,” he said back to her as she finished applying the ointment.

“Well I am more worried that you were injured and didn’t say anything, now go take a bath and get to bed,” she said leaving him to take a bath.

Once he was done he headed back to the bathroom where Silica and Sinon were searching for the bag of clothes that they got him today. Their eyes began to shine when they found the dog-themed pajama onesie that they secretly bought him. They thought that it would be cute since Silica had a dragon onesie and Sinon had a cat. It was fun because they could now have an animal pajama-themed sleepover.

“Come on Kirito~,” Silica said, pleading to him.

“You might be embarrassed by how they look, but they are quite comfy~,” Sinon said to him.

After several minutes of them trying to convince him to wear it he finally caved in and put it on. As he did he shrank one more 1cm for the final time today. At this point, Kirito noticed that he was shrinking but he didn’t know what to do about it. It would have to wait till tomorrow.

Surprisingly Sinon was right about them being quite comfy.  Both of the girls thought that he looked very cute, but knew better than to say anything, hoping that he would sleep with it tonight, and luckily he did!