Chichi Helps Gohan Get Some Wives! (Patreon)

“Gohan we’re here to study!” Videl and Erasa yelled knocking on the door to Gohan’s home though the one that answered them was none other than Chichi, Gohan’s mother.

“What are you girls doing here?” Chichi asked them.

“Gohan said that he would help us study for the upcoming test next week and he said that today he would be willing to help us,” Videl said to her.

“Oh my, that’s unfortunate,” Chichi said to them with a worried look on her face. “Goku took Gohan out camping a few days ago, and they won’t be back until later tonight. If you want you girls are more than welcome to stay here and wait for him. I have many chores to do before Goku gets home and that’s not to mention making dinner. Those boys sure can eat a lot.” 

“We would be more than happy to help you out!” Erasa said back to Chichi, speaking for Videl as well. She wanted to get some extra points in with Gohan’s mother to show that she was the perfect girl for her son. Plus having Videl with her would lighten her load.

“Yeah,” Videl said, agreeing with Erasa. “If you need any help we’re here to help.”

“You girls truly are a godsend,” Chichi said, holding their hands, before dragging them inside. “I don’t know how my sweet little Gohan was able to grab the attention of such kind girls. Well he is his father’s son, so I guess that explains it a little,” she said mumbling to herself.

“Though before we start as a hoist it would be bad manners of me to not give you something to drink first. You girls must have had a hard time getting out all the way here,” Chichi said making her way into the kitchen.

“It was no bother,” Erasa said over to Chichi who was poring them each a large glass of ice tea. “Videl brought us over here in here plane. Here father wouldn’t dare make her walk all this way on foot.”

“Ah, Mr. Satan is truly a kind father is he not,” Chichi said making her way back to the girls. He may be a bit of a showman bu-”

CRASH!

Chichi tripped over a bump in her carpet and slipped the tea all over the girls, covering them in tea. The glass shattered onto the ground, and luckily it didn’t manage to hit anyone.

“Oh my, I’m so sorry!” Chichi said looking back to the girls as she picked up the shard of glass from the floor. “I didn’t mean to I-”

“It’s alright,” Videl said, bending down with Erasa as they helped Chichi pick up the shards of glass. Once they were done they threw the shards into the trash.

“You girls are so kind,” Chichi said, pushing them both toward the bathroom. “I can’t have you two staying in those wet clothes all day waiting for Gohan, you’ll each catch a cold. Please use my bath to clean yourselves up and I will provide an extra pair of clothes for you that will be waiting for you when you are done.”

“Thank you,” the girls said as they entered the bathroom and got undressed while waiting for the tub to fill. They took their bath together, cleaning each other off. While this was not how they thought this day would go, at least this happened while Gihan wasn’t around to see it.

When then finally got out of the bath they were surprised to see that Chichi had given them spares of the yellow Chinese dress that she usually wore, along with a black bra and black thong for each of them to wear.

Knowing that it was either this or walking out of the bathroom in a towel, the girls decided to put on the clothes that Chichi provided them to their embarrassment. Videl herself was particularly slow putting on the dress as she hated wearing girly clothes like this. She was a tomboy at heart. Erasa on the other hand looked at herself in the mirror wondering if this was the way to grab Gohan’s attention.

“Girls are you alright in there?” Chichi asked from the other side of the door. She didn’t know if the girls would be okay with wearing her clothes or not,

“We’re fine,” Erasa said, as they opened the bathroom door. Upon seeing them Chichi’s eyes lit up with joy. These two girls looked perfect! They looked so lovely in her dresses that she couldn’t help but want to adopt both of them at the same time. Thought that would be a problem in itself. Though there was a way for her to get just that, and that was by turning these two lovely girls into the perfect in-laws! It was at this moment that Chichi knew what she had to do.

“Oh my, now don’t you girls quite lovely,” Chichi said to them. “I was worried for a second that you wouldn’t wear them.

“Nonsense,” Erasa said to her. “It would be rude of us not to wear them, right Videl?”

“She’s right Chichi, these dresses are quite comfortable,” Vidal said to her, holding her dress from embarrassment.

“You girls are too kind,” Chichi said to them. “Now that you girls are all dressed it’s time to get some work done. Videl if you could please clean out Gohan’s room. Despite being a diligent student that does not make him a clean one at that. He leaves books and clothes all around his room. I would be most appreciated if you helped out with that.”

“As for you Erasa, I need someone to clean Gohan’s laundry. He’s recently started training again for the upcoming tournament and he’s been sweating through a lot of his gi’s and underwear, so if you could wash and dry them for me that would help out as well.”

“OMG, teddy bears!” Erasa said excitedly under her breath, thinking back to Gohan’s teddy bear underwear.

Chichi led Videl over to Gohan’s room before taking Erasa with her to the laundry room. Once she was left alone Videl began to clean Gohan’s room, picking up his textbooks and clothes. For the next hour, she cleaned but barely made a dent in the mess.

“Ugh, Gohan is such a slob,” Videl whined, trying to figure out where the book in her hand went. The way he organized his books was atrocious so she decided to reorganize it herself.

“Oh my it looks so much better in here,” Chichi said walking into the room, holding a bottle of perfume. “Here this will help with the smell,” she said spraying Videl with the perfume causing her to become dizzy for a few seconds.

“What was that for?” Videl asked Chichi, waving her had to get the rest of the spray away from her.

“Oh this is just my special perfume,” Chichi said back to her. “After taking care of Goku for so many years I had this perfume made to keep myself smelling clean and fresh like all good housewives should be. As a housewife, it is your duty to make sure that you look presentable at all times. Speaking of which that hairstyle has to go. Once you and Erasa are done with these tasks I’ll fix the two of you right up!”

“Like thanks Chichi,” Videl said to her, not noticing that she was talking differently. Chichi was right, if Videl was going to all this work for Gohan she could not let herself look disheveled. It was her duty as a woman to look her best.

“That’s a good girl, Chichi said, making her way outside to where Erasa was already hanging up Gohan’s laundry, though the girl had insisted on hanging his underwear first.

“Ugh, I thought that him having one pair of teddy bear underwear was cute, because it showed his inner child, but this is too much,” Erasa said to herself, hanging up a rocket ship-themed pair of underwear.

“Oh, I see that you found out our Gohan’s little secret,” Chichi said to her, before spraying her with the perfume without explaining what it was for.

“What the heck!’ Erasa said to Chichi, dropping the pair of underwear in her hands back into the basket as she started to feel strange. It was as if her childish thought were slowly leaving her.

“I’m sorry,” Chichi said to her, hiding the perfume. “I thought that you needed a cleanse, how do you feel now?” she asked knowing that the effects of the perfume were fast-acting.

“I…I feel great!” Erasa said, excited but also confused as to why she started to feel more energized than before. “Though doing laundry is a lot harder than I thought it would be,” she said to Chichi.

“Tell me about it,” Chichi said agreeing with her. “Goku doesn’t wear as many clothes as Gohan besides his gi, but he never lets me wash it. When I get the chance I have to spend an entire day just to rid it of the stench.”

“Gohan is different in that matter, but his choice in underwear is very particular,” Chichi said, making Erasa believe that Gohan was the one that wanted these types of underwear, when the truth was he just wore whatever she bought him.

“What a child, he defiantly still needs someone to take care of him,” Erasa said, starting to feel the urge to nag Gohan for wearing such childish underwear.

“Well it’s my fault I pampered him too much when he was younger,” Chichi said to her.

“Oh no, don’t blame yourself!” Erasa said instantly taking Chichi’s side. “It’s Gohan’s fault for not being able to take care of himself.”

“Oh my, you are too kind,” Chichi said to Erasa. “When you are done please come in doors. I have a very special present for you and Videl, which I am sure that you too are going to absolutely adore,” she said before walking back inside.

Those girls were just adorable and Chichi was going to everything in her power to make sure that they realize their true destinies.

Beep, beep, beep.

“Ah Chichi so how did it go?” Bulma asked Chichi when she picked up the phone.

“Bulma you are a lifesaver!” Chichi yelled back to Bulma. “I can’t thank you enough for footing the bill for Baba, which Goku’s income there’s no way that he could have afforded it and there was no way that I could ask my father for even more money.”

“Don’t worry about it,” Bulma said to her friend. “All that matters is that you got it. In fact, an even ordered that medicine when Vegeta was being stingy. One dose of that and he was putty in my hands. You have to tell me how it goes.”

“Of course and thanks for the magic hair solution as well,” Chichi said to her. “It will really come in handy when I don’t have time to style my hair.”

“Don’t mention it,” Bulma said as the two women continued to chat for a while before ending their conversation.

Once the call had ended Chichi looked at the two items that Bulma helped her buy. One was the magic hair solution which would style and dye a person’s hair exactly like Chichi’s. The other was the potion that they talked about before, but Chichi had Baba modify it, to make it so that anyone sprayed with it would start to think and act like an ideal wife for the one they are truly in love with. She had made sure to use this once of Videl and Erasa, but it would seem that a few more sprays were needed before they were acting like Chichi’s idea of what an ideal wife should be.

“Chichi we’re done,” Videl and Erasa said as they made their way over to Chichi.

“Girls you don’t have to call me that, call me mother,” Chichi said to them knowing that her potion would work.

“Yes mother,” the girls said at ten same times as if it was something common for them to do.

“Please sit down, I have to fix the disastrous state that your hair is in,” she said forcing the two girls down, before spraying them with the perfume several more times. The more she sprayed the faster that should would get the results that she wanted.

“Mother, don’t you believe that’s enough?” Videl asked with a slight cough as some of the perfume got into her throat causing her to talk in a more elegant manner.

“One can never be too sure,” Chichi said to the girls before pouring a bit of the magic hair solution over their heads. “Now let’s fix your hairs,” she said to Videl first, the potion was affecting her mind the most at the moment. “Young ladies should never have short or messy hair and you have both,” Chichi said, scolding her.

“I am ever so sorry mother,” Videl said to her in her new refined speech. “Gohan said that having shorter hair would make it easier for me to fight so I cut it.”

“Oh my, where did I go wrong with that boy,” Chichi said to the girls. “I raised him to be a bright young scholar from an early age, but I’m afraid that he takes too much after his father. Goku is the one I love, but constantly having to survive off my father, Bulma, and tournament money isn’t a stable way to live. Please you have to promise me that you will help him become a scholar instead of a fighter like his father.”

“Of course mother, it is my duty to make sure that Gohan stays on the right path,” Videl said almost fully brainwashed by Chichi now.

“Thank you, you are such a kind girl Chichi said finishing Videl’s hair before moving over to Erasa. “and if it wouldn’t be too much trouble could you manage to take care of Gohan even with his foolish little flaws?” she asked Erasa.

“Of course I will mother!” Erasa said cheerfully as her hair turned into an exact copy of Chichi’s as well. Both Videl and Erasa now looked almost exactly like Chichi and they were willing to listen and obey whatever she told them to do.

“Oh my, don’t you girls look amazing right now!” Chichi said in delight. “You girls wait right here while I go get my makeup kit, to add the finishing touches she said running off to her bedroom.

“Videl you look so cute,” Erasa said to Videl.

“As do you,” Erasa said back to her. “Your appearance resembles that of an ideal wife.”

“As does yours,” Erasa said to her. Both of them didn’t even realize that they were having a conversation started by Chichi complimenting their current appearance right now, and neither of them released that they looked like Chichi or what she had done to them in such a short span of time.

“Gohan could use wives like us,” Erasa said. “He is so irresponsible, lazy, hardly around, always keeping secrets and wearing those ridiculous teddy bear underwear. He needs wives like us to keep him in check.”

“I agree with you,” Videl said. “We are the only women in the world that can handle Gohan, but there is still so much that we have yet to learn about him How could we ever dream of becoming his wives as we are now?”

“I do believe that I can help with that,” Chichi said to the girls. Making her way back to them. She was happy to see that her potion was working so well. She never thought that they would start talking about becoming Gohan’s wives without her giving them a gentle shove. Girls these days were so much bolder than back in her day.

“As Gohan dear mother I have all the knowledge that yu girls would ever need to know about him. Though that is only if you both truly wish to become his wives.”

“Of course, we want to become his wives!” the girls said to Chichi at the same time to her delight. “Now sit still both of you while I do your makeup,” she said before she started to doll them up to look just like her in every single way. All she need to do is make them think like her and she had already long since started this process.

During the course of the next few hours, Chichi taught them everything that they needed to know about Gohan and about being a perfect wife. She touched them that as women it was their duty to look refined at all times, and they were forbidden to fight. Gohan was strong enough for them both so that wouldn’t be a problem.

Once she felt as if their training was complete the next thing that they had to do was learn how to cook. Saiyan regardless of if they were trained or not ate usually ten to twenty times more than that of humans. She needed to make sure that these girls were ready to take care of her both in every possible way.

Though her worries were for not when she saw the feast that they had prepared. Little did Chichi know that Videl was trained by world-class chiefs and Erasa feed her family, so cooking was really easy for them.

Chichi was about to compliment the girls when she heard the door of her house open. She saw that it was Gohan and that Goku wasn’t with him at the moment so she knew that this was the perfect chance for the girls to have their first trial run and his wives. She hid before Gohan could see her and let the girls take care of the rest.

“Mom I… huh, Videl, Erasa, what are you guys doing in my house?” Gohan asked, completely forgetting about their study session together, though at this point the girls could care about that.

“Why are you home so late?” the girls asked him at the same time, already sounding like the perfect wives that Chichi knew they could be.

“Where have you been? We've been waiting hours for you to come home! You should be studying so we can have a scholar for a husband!”

“Wait husband!?” Gohan yelled back confused, but he couldn’t anything else as he was dragged to the table and forced to eat by his new “wives”.

“What ar-”

“Be quiet and eat your food,” Videl said to him. “You should be grateful to have such kind wives as us. We spent hours cooking for you, so just sit there and eat.”

“It’s really good, we hoped that you’ll like it,” Erasa said to him.

“That’s not th… mmmph, this is amazing!” Gohan said, eating more of the food that they prepared for him. While it was concerning that they were calling him his wives Gohan could not stop eating the food they made for him. Perhaps this would be so bad, he may even learn to enjoy himself.

All pictures used are found in the wiki or anime.