Superman Luthor's Housewife 3 (Patreon)

Superman: "Luthor, I know it was you who did something to me! I just don't know exactly what but I've been different! That Daily Planet photo, that was your doing! Whatever you've planned, it won't work! It never does!"

Luthor: "My my Super Dear, such a temper you've developed. What exactly have I done to you? Haven't you always liked baking? What's the harm with a few chocolates during Days of Our Lives? Except for what it might do to your hips. But my dearest, you look wonderful, especially in that skirt."

Superman: "Well I do hear that being on TV you gain ten pounds, but so can watching it! My hips will be in trouble with all those delicious treats! And really? You like my new skirt? Now I'm blushing, oh geez. Luthor!"

Luthor: "Well, I'd be happy to pay you more compliments this evening for dinner?"

Superman: "Wait, but you're my enemy! But you are so...handsome. I know I'm going to regret this, but it's a date!"