Batman Saloon Gal 5 (Patreon)

(Batman is ushered back in by Johnny)

Johnny: "Now Bats, listen, we know it's a big shock."

Batman: "Ur darn right y'all. By heaven's mercy I'll give y'all a piece a' my' mind an' more if ya' dont all fix this. I'm'da Batman rememba', and d'ere ain't no changin' that."

Johnny: "Oh Bats, ya couldn't beat up Betsy ev'n with an arm tied b'hind her back."

Batman: "Oh gosh! I dont r'memba' how'ta fight! Gosh gee wha'do I do now! An' how does Betsy know ma fav'rite song? It's makin' me feel...y'all messin' with ma mind an' I can' do nothin' bout it can I?"

Johnny: "Just enjoy the music Batty Lass."

Batman (in semi-trance): "I jus' might do darlin' hunny."