Batman Saloon Girl 4 (Patreon)

Batman: "Wait...I ain't no...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(Batman storms out of the saloon screaming)

Batman: "Help! Help! I'm'ma girl! Help!

(Johnny storms out and quickly grabs Batman, covering his mouth)

Johnny: "Hush hush Batsy, stay calm and we won't hurt you or anybody else."

Batman: "Mphhhmphhhhhpmphhhhhphh!!!!"

Image by the acclaimed cotinusa