Batman Falcone's Daughter 4 (Patreon)

Robyn: "So, wait, you're saying that you're Batman? And your dad made you his daughter to get rid of you?"

Batman: "Like, yeah, I think so. But, like, it's like I've always been his daughter in my head. And like I don't think it's a coincidence your name is Robyn and you're my best friend."

Robyn: "So like okay, we were the Dynamic Duo or some shit before. But now we're just teen girls and your dad is a big time mob boss?"

Batman: "Like yeah."

Robyn: "Well, that means your dad is like loaded. We totally got it made. Shopping, parties, all that shit. We really can be a dynamic duo haha. This is what we always wanted Gian. We get to run this school like total queens.

Batman: "Yeah but like my dad gets his money from greasy shit."

Robyn: "Sooooo...we're just innocent little girls. We didn't know where the money was coming from hehe. Let's not waste this. Let's have a fuckin' massive kegger and get Gianluca there so you can stop talking about him and just finally you know."

Batman: "Eeee! You are totally bad! Don't say anything to him about me liking him!"

Robyn: "Gianna and Gianluca sitting in a tree...K..I...S...S...I...N...G!

(Batman begins to laugh and is blushing profusely)

Batman: Oh my god stop! haha