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The Texas search was so exhaustive and expansive, I couldn't possibly cover everything. Still, there were a couple of trainwrecks where for some reasons weren't included in the post. Some of them are weird but not terrible enough, and some of them are too small to be McMansions. Enjoy, Patreon!

Denton County

what's that in ur pocket or are u just happy 2 see me 

I, uh, don't understand.

Collin County 80s Masterpieces

can u od on the 80s

Okay but this house is worth checking out because it is INSANELY GOOD, ACTUALLY. IT'S THE HOUSE VERSION OF PRINCE. 

yay texas 

Comments

Anonymous

The foyer concealing the turret is pretty amaze. 'Happy to see you' indeed!

Anonymous

The Prince House is decorated in a style I like to call "Recent NFL hire"... Particularly lovely is the Scrotum Jacuzzi.