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We join our pair in their more normal forms, with Rouge sitting at the head of a classroom and the more childlike Hinako sitting at a table furiously taking notes.


Rouge: And so, as you can plainly see, Romeo and Juliet is often thought of as a romantic tragedy, but another interpretation is that the play was about how easily and readily young lust can ruin a person's life.

Hinako: Wow, I had not thought about it that way! But Miss, wouldn't that be a mean and cynical way of looking at it?

Rouge: Indeed it would! However, my point is that you should not simply go along with the public analysis of the work. Put some thought into it on your own, consider alternative viewpoints. Although, one must be careful to put some consideration into these alternative theories, and other implications they might have on the work. It might not be as airtight as it first - 

Ranma pops his head into the classroom

Ranma: Hey, what's going on in here?

Hinako: We're talking about Shakespeare! Want some candy?

Ranma: Shouldn't you guys be fighting it out or something? Rouge flying, tossing fireballs. Hinako draining her and passersby while returning fire?

Rouge: Gosh, why would we do something like that?

Hinako: Rouge is not a delinquent so long as she is dry. And has regular backrubs.

Ranma: But... but that fight would be really cool!

Rouge: Not everyone is as fight happy as you are.

Hinako: That's right! Typical delinquent behaviour!

Nabiki pops her head in.

Nabiki: Glad to hear common sense prevail!

Rouge: You see, she understands!

Nabiki: Besides which, Hinako's adult form would rock a cheerleader miniskirt way better.

Hinako: Yep, yep! That form is super hot!

Rouge: Ah, but... But I'm very pretty as well...

A minute later Nabiki is seen running from the school as fast as her legs will carry her. The roof is already being blown off the top of the school. as the inevitable argument carries on to its equally inevitable conclusion.

So, who would you rather see first? Rouge getting turned into a cheerleader, or Hinako?

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