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Herb is fast asleep in a tent in the dead of night. Shadows skulk outside, creeping along the outside of the tent, before an identical pair of faces poke their heads inside.


Link: You brought the Womanhood Flower, if you please?

Pink: The Flower of Womanhood? The flower that causes anyone who wears it in their hair to become the perfect housewife?

Link: Yes. You brought it, didn't you?

Pink: No! I thought you brought it!

Link falls over and playfully bops Pink on the head.

Link:  That's fine, if you please! We'll just use mandrake to keep her still!

Herb: Mandrake? You mean those plants that grows on people and leaves them unable to move?

Link: That's right! Our enemy is asleep so -

There's a beat, as the twins realise that their conversation has woken Herb up. Herb slowly raises a hand, points the flat of her hand at them and blasts them out of the tent.

Herb: It's about time you two learned not to depend on cheap tricks like poison and double teaming. True power can overcome such treachery and deceit with ease!


But who will win out of this pair? Which characters would you prefer to see get the cheerleader treatment first? 

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