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Waifufaggotry, philosophical pontification, and penises on heads.

You know, originally when I started doing these videos, I decided that if there was ever another Rarity feature episode, I wouldn't do it out of respect for my waifu. Then some shit went down. I know most of you guys follow me on twitter, so you probably know the deal, but in case any of you don't, I'll recap it real quick - I woke up on Halloween in the icu with no fucking idea why I was there, and found out that I'd had five consecutive grand mal seizures, during which I'd smashed my eye on an amplifier, bitten a giant hole in my tongue, and re-fucked-up an old shoulder injury. I was pretty fucked up, but I needed something to keep my mind off of it and I definitely didn't want to spend another month not working, so I decided to write another recap, and who better to help me through my recovery than mai waifu Rarity?

Anyway, that's why this took so long after me being like "yep, I'm doing regular videos again" back in October - half my tongue was swollen and numb up until about five days ago, and every time I tried to record I sounded like Fleetfoot. Still not back at 100%, but all my body parts still work so it could've been a lot fucking worse.

So yeah, unless that happens again, I'll see you guys again a lot sooner.

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Totally Legit Recap: "It Isn't the Mane Thing About You" Season 7 Episode 19

I engage in shameless waifufaggotry, Rarity realizes that nobody in Ponyville actually knows her, and Pinkie learns why you always, /always/ aim away from the hair. Sorry that took so long, but I had a giant hole in my tongue. Don't worry, I'll tell you that story soon. Give me some fucking money, this shit's a lot of work (also it's technically my job): https://www.patreon.com/DWK Music: "99 Red Balloons" by Goldfinger (original by Nena) "Maxwell Murder" by Rancid"

Comments

Anonymous

...holy fuck. I don't even know what else to say.

LockeRobster

Yeah, I had no idea about any of that shit... god fucking damnit man. If I'd have known I wouldnt have waited till 20k to send you that image. Pad your room with pillows or something and get well soon.

Anonymous

This episode came out soon after i got into your videos and i wanted to see you fagging over rarity to not feel so alone about going nuts over the punk design. And to top it off, you made an interesting point about the actual moral of this episode. So all in all, it was worth the wait. Thank you.

Harmless Kitten

Was...was that actually you chugging for nine straight seconds? I mean, it doesn't sound like a stock sound effect. If it really is you: props, man. I'm a giant puss when it comes to that, so you have my admiration.

Joshua Thomas

Jesus fuck, man. As a bro who deals with this shit (I'm an EMT), that's enough seizures to be dead. I'm hella glad you're not.

Bob Hershey

FUCK!! What caused the seizures? Low blood sugar? Too much booze? What am I saying? I mean NOT ENOUGH BOOZE? Not enough jerking off? Not enough Rarity?! Not enough jerking off to Rarity? Okay seriously, are you okay now or could this happen again?

Anonymous

Glad your okay, sorry that happened to you.

The Ferret

Glad your return has such an epic video, but damn the events preceeding it sucked.

Anonymous (edited)

Comment edits

2021-07-28 13:25:36 > I sounded like Fleetfoot .... but that would make the recap even more awesome (though not apropriate for a waifu episode)
2017-11-23 16:26:24 > I sounded like Fleetfoot .... but that would make the recap even more awesome (though not apropriate for a waifu episode)

> I sounded like Fleetfoot .... but that would make the recap even more awesome (though not apropriate for a waifu episode)

Anonymous

Man... please, take care. Your body is precious and keep your dick in shape in case you gotta fuck your way through in tough situation. Also congrats getting that 20k limit break