Patreon Prompt 434 (Patreon)

Prompt: After a few months of ruin exploration, the Link and Zelda of the BOTW/TOTK era create a working Twilight mirror. Their excitement to meet the legendary Twilight Princess Midna in her true form quickly turns to confusion as they find that, by using dark magic to create light world recipes, she’s eaten herself into a slobby, mangy haired blob.

   Driven by ancient texts describing the strange sights of the Twilight realm, Link and Zelda had managed to reassemble the legendary mirror said to allow passage between the two kingdoms. Setting the last piece of glass into place, Zelda stepped back to stand alongside Link as an image started to form on the other end. Seeing the shadow particles and unusual structures on the other side, the pair waited until the view showed off the entrance to the castle before stepping through. This was done in the hopes of meeting with the realm’s ruler in the hopes of finding assistance in rebuilding Hyrule in Calamity Ganon’s wake. That plan fell apart as they entered the throne room to find the infamous Twilight Princess.

   Seated upon a couch-sized throne that kept her massive, black and white ass aloft, the Twilight princess paid little attention to the new arrivals in favor of chowing down on a platter of food. The various crumbs that tumbled down the obese woman’s chins either got wedged between her meaty mammaries or into the tangles of mangy, orange hair that lined the belly button of a gut larger than a Hinox’s. Flinging back her greasy, unkempt orange locks with a loud belch, she finally spotted the pair staring in awe at her. Waving around her blubbery arm and showing off the coarse strands sticking from her armpits, she introduced herself as Princess Midna.

   Approaching the ruler, Link and Zelda tried to remain polite even as their noses caught a whiff of Midna’s horrendous odor. When asked how she got like this, the Twilight princess waved her plump fingers around to summon a platter of food with her dark magic. Upon hearing the explanation that the ruler had gotten fat from studying the food from Hyrule, Zelda jumped at the opportunity to start negotiations for the realms to help one another. While Midna was eager to agree, discussions would have to wait as a rumbling fart burst out of her rear to force the visitors from Hyrule to take shelter from the noxious fumes.