beWilder’s Wildest: Round #1, Match #4 – Mystique vs Asana Khar! (Patreon)

Hi again one and all, it’s your hostess with the mostess, Caroline back again to re-welcome you to beWilder Island! We’ve… Well, you and some of the girls, and me most of the time… but yeah, “we’ve” been having a lot of fun with the aftermath of matches thus far as beWilder’s Wildest! ’23 keeps on hotting up. But it’s not all about the postgames, it’s the games themselves that fuel our fun, and that’s why we’re all back today! Let’s debut another bout as we hit the end of the 1st quarter of play and bring 2 new faces into the game!

Time for our newest match to go “Fourth”, as we wrap up the left hand side of the 1st Round brackets. We’re hot off the heels of a near total wipeout, as the Heels side of the ledger made it 3-0 so far. Will things be different now or will they seize one side of the whole contest? That’ll be up to the contest veteran Mystique to accomplish! It’s her first appearance since bWW!18,but she was hardly a slouch in that tournament, not at all! Can the woman of many faces put on a winning one for us this week? Or will she fade into the scenery against an OC Sweetheart? Up against her is the kindest person in all the beWilderverse, but that doesn’t mean she’s not got to body and the personality to compete! Asana Khar, our own special island girl, the half-Hawaiian, half-Indian spoon of brown sugar is also a bWW!18 returning girl. Since then she’s seen a lot more content to her name as NTR has grown, but has she grown enough in fandom since then to overtake a “big name but no show” character? Time we found out!

For this pair ups share of the survival work, the islanders decided to send the experienced dweller and the finest copycat to obtain easy fresh water supplies, ie go smashing coconuts! No live and death in this one after last weeks mishaps, but all to play for! Time to see which girl is most thirsty for your votes and which is getting drenched by defeat! It’s now your turns to give us your best appeals, ladies, so let’s see you survive!

“So it turns out, of all my previous personalities, none have ever been stranded on a desert island before. Great. Stasi jail cells and Lady Ivy’s greenhouse, but never this… Apparently the brown fuzzy coconuts don’t even have any water in them? Well, now I’ve learned that, I’ll only keep improving. Prop me up with your votes and I’ll use my time staying on the island to learn absolutely everything about those around me…Everything. Then we’ll see who’s prepared for the next challenge from the start! This body’s literally made for finding perfection, one step at a time. Vote versatility. Vote Mystique… *Hya*!”

“Aloha and namaste, everyone! Hi! We’re doing this contest again then? Lovely! Seeing all the girls gathered so, I can’t but feel like I’ve come a step closer to Nirvana after all my hard spiritual work… Don’t let anyone tell you Karma from helping others doesn’t come back to you! As for the challenge, I grew up around coconuts, so I can get the girls all the water they’ll ever need. Even had time to crack a brown one and make an old grass skirt for the fun of it! Please, give me your love my ‘Ku’uipos’, so I can share my bare island way with the other winning girls! Vote natural island charms, Vote Asana! *Satisfied gulp*!”

Think you can decide on who stays and who’s shipped off home?

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The Rules!

We’ll keep them simple, here they are:

- Vote for who you’d like to see through to the next round and live it up on the island. Maybe that’s who you think is most deserving, the most fun, the best suit to surviving or best suited to finding their swimsuit. It’s your choice.

- Any ties will be decided automatically: Highest Seed (as in highest number, the underdog) Wins!

- There are no other rules!

What They’re Playing For!

- Winner stays on into the next round and keeps their dreams of the crown alive, not to mention the other prizes

- Winner also stays to see extra concepts of her island life amongst the other winners. Remember to take that into account!

- Loser’s votes still count in determining positions 9-16 for the final contest rankings, plus future contest seeds (if we have any).

- Loser goes home, but not before we take her exit interview and see her off with last sights and sounds from her!

If you thoughted we’d be changing the rules mid round, you’d be silly! Same as before and just the same, each and every vote will count, even the loser’s. We’re currently filling out the bottom ranks of the contest, so rack up those numbers for your girl to guarantee better end placement and more attention in the future! And now, I turn you over to the studio and Salvatore awaiting you there, as he sets his challenge for this week… At last, one I can get behind!

Salvatore’s Premium Dish!

Yes, thank you Caroline, thank you. I must say, you are more excited about my Premium Dish than I am this week, but all the same I am happy to swirl things up some… Muhaha. So let’s.

This week we’ve got a new lady to capture my eye, and one I’ve been working on “porking” in my own special luau for some time… So I’ve got a dish already prepared with her in mind that fits this challenge! Coconut Curry. A perfect mix of the sweet and the spice of these girls, with added plump breasts of chicken or even tender pork butt to suit your particular… tastes… *Smirk*. Ah, but perhaps the fusion of Far East and Far West tastes might be much for many palates, so I do have an alternative, served up by my very one dear employee… who’s own pork butt has be tenderized since for losing that it’s now as red as her embarrassed face… Bethany. She proposed a day at the beach and in the water for her, our dear Caroline, and 2 other friends of my choosing from who we have idling now. Specially she’d trade this chicken curry for a chicken fight! However, as a man of discipline and business, I’m loathed to just hand out a happy day off to two women working under me, so it better come with some demand from you the fans. Should there be 24 or more votes cast in total between the girls this week, I will concede to letting dear Bethany off the hook this once and allow Caroline a break from having to share the bathroom with women pleasuring themselves… But only after she’s interviewed the loser of this match, not at all instead! And if those votes don’t come out to play…. 23 or less and you can all burn your mouths on Indian curry halfassly made by an Italian. I don’t care if Noemi did it once before, the very idea is absurd. You’ve been warned.

And I may have already said this, but thanks go to my young Bethany Fuller who’s loss allowed for this challenge. Always too cute by half to achieve much, that one, but she is mine, so… *Soft sigh*… Do be sure to vote! Now, Ms. Caroline…

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Thank you Salvatore, and please, please God you people out there… Turn up and vote in this one! I don’t care for who, just do! It might be my only chance to actually enjoy the fun and sun here, damn it. I’ve earned that much already, haven’t I? This tournament’s a lot more work than I ever expected…

… *Echem*… I’m sorry, that was unprofessional of me… I… I’m getting a little ahead of myself in my head… Still, there’s a whole match to decide before that, right? So who will be joining me in the longue and in front of the camera next? Will Mystique lose more than her grip on her original mind and lose the match as well? Or will Asana have her chakras overloaded and find herself out on an island all on her own pretty soon? We’ll find out by Thursday 7th at 23:99 GMT, and soon there after I’ll have your loser on my couch and the winner in the next round’s bracket!

And now for that Spooky sign-off I’ve stolen… “Until then…”

Be voting for your babe and beWilder!