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Sexy ramble audio? (Patreon)

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2016-11-06 16:27:37
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2022-01

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So how about a ramble where I whisper, moan and say sexy things? Sexy shout outs, dirty talk requests, sexy jokes etc etc? Post your requests in the spaces provided below By order of The management.

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Anonymous

Can you whisper "forts win wars squidward" ?

Anonymous

OMG! You really are trying to make us lose our minds!!

Anonymous

Please Whisper " My sweet honey honey bunch" lol

Gaelforce

Gael, will you tell me that I'm really hot and that my cock looks good in your hand? Also, can you tell me that you prefer having sex with me and that I am special? Thanks Gael! Muahs!

Anonymous

Uh yes please

Anonymous

A sexy shout would be very nice, indeed! Maybe a little dirty talk ;)

Anonymous

Hmm, I'll take a sexy whisper-out / growl-out / moan-out / however you like it... if you please, sir. ;-*

Kathy M

The hell?!? You trying to kill us on a Sunday morning, this day of rest between this and your shexy Twitter pic? I'll get back on the sexy stuff in a minute 😊😂😳👍

Gaelforce
>>2957398

Anything! Though I'm not electrocuting my testicles for you, again. :(

Anonymous

Do not like

Anonymous

Shit - I am on the treadmill right now damn it. Tell me you want to fuck my right little cunt - whisper it slow and sexy. That will keep me motivated 😘❤️

Anonymous

Saying my name would probably send shivers down my spine. A growl or two. And always up for a good joke.

Anonymous

Whispers and some variable breathing would be perfecto. Ooh and add some oh gods in there. ;)

Miranda

Hm I'll take a sexy whisper-out. Maybe you can work in the word euphoria? It's one of my favorite words. :)

Anonymous

Umm, yeah! Whisper, growl, moan your name and whatever else strikes your fancy in the moment!💋💋💋

Anonymous

Ooh, how do you say "I want to fuck you right here, right now" in Irish?

Anonymous

Wait is this happening live? I'm so confused. I can't listen right now so I kinda hope i can access it later?? But either way I would love it if you would moan my name ❤️ maybe some sexy whisper compliments in Irish too?

Anonymous
>>2957388

It's my favorite spongebob quote and it's sexy as hell

Anonymous

Hmmm, some neck kissing, spanking, and sexy growling as you take me from behind would be hot hot hot!

Anonymous
>>2957392

Yes he is! Oh the power he has... I stopped writing mid text to click the "is live" post.

Kathy M

Hope you have a belt on because I'm picturing myself with you at your reception last night where I grab your hand, drag you to a secluded place, get onto my knees, gazing up at you, undoing that belt, slipping my hand into your pants, taking it out and simply driving your uncut cock crazy with my lips and tongue. Just a little something like that 😙

Anonymous

I can see the future: 1000 comments by the next half hour

Kelly S

Just add my name to anything sexy that you may want to say. You're VERY creative as it is, and it's always fun to have that surprise factor! Of course, whispering about how much you want to fuck me, always a good fall back. :)

Anonymous

Tell me you want to tie me up to your bed! 😜 I'm stuck with people I don't want to see and I need some distraction! 😈 XD

Anonymous

Im so shy to even ask you to do what i want omg. Can you surprise me ☺️

Anonymous

Oh - try this out. Jag älskar dig. Du är så vacker (ya el ska day. Do a so vocker). 😘

Anonymous

I think by the time you get to me ,all your energy will have been spent!😄How about a little hello😊

Anonymous

Tell me you want to bite and kiss my inner thighs.

Trish

Oh man, this thread already! 😈 Phew! Anyways...Hmm, I think I have been a naughty girl...surprise me.

Kathy M

Lol an erotic author who's darn good to his gutter puppy sirens 😁👍😙

Anonymous

Tell me you want to lick me from my toes all the way to my navel

Kathy M

Can I be greedy and ask for another?

Anonymous

Gael, do you have a big baguette?? 😂 😂 😂 (oh God I need to shut up, I'm going crazy!) 😈

Anonymous

Sooo many ideas swirling around my mind like your tongue around our clits: melted wax on nipples, you kneeling to worship my hot cunt like the fire goddess I'm named for, silk neckties and *all* their delicious uses, you imagining my tongue on your neck & my breath in your ear... or just tell me how bad you want to be inside me... anything really, I'm easy to please. I'm already going to be going through my work day tomorrow dripping & trying not to be too loud when my breath randomly catches from thinking about this ramble. Mmm... I may have to go commando, too.

Anonymous
>>2957613

Oh so good. I was checking emails and I nearly spit my coffee when I saw the 'live' notification. I couldn't get here fast enough!!

Anonymous

Don't you dare miss a inch in between 😘

Anonymous
>>2957652

Girl. You are on it today! I guess I can sit back and just listen cuz you're saying everything there is to say. Please, proceed!!

Anonymous

So my favorite audio is "My Favorite Thing" the part where I you say "now spit it out". Gets me every time. So something along those lines would be perfect for me. Or anything really. I just like the way you say my name.

Trish

Growls...lots of growls! 😈

Anonymous

The close up ear whispers make me melt and I can feel your warm breathe ....damn!

Anonymous

Threesomes or nah? Would you consider doing an audio on here? ::runs away::

Anonymous

Oh my Gawd yasss please 😮

Anonymous

"J'ai désespérément envie de toi mon amour", said slowly in your sexy voice.

Anonymous

You all are on a roll! I need to make notes for my personal audio when my name gets picked..bravo!

Anonymous

I second every single thing on this list! 😀👍

Kathy M

Can I get one of your slow sensual kisses with soft sexy whispers?

Anonymous
>>2957747

Ouiiii Mary, moi aussi je veux entendre ça !!!! 😍

Anonymous

Gael: Frishawn said she has her collar on. (I don't know what that means tho).

Anonymous
>>2957710

Aww, don't run away, @Tina! Threesomes are fucking hot fun, and just think how any 2 of us Sirens could put him through his paces... if we all three took turns in the "middle," we might actually wear him out for a minute or two!

Anonymous

Well I was gonna wait till later to get my cardio workout in but hell, my heart rate is up there already! Can't imagine what it'll be like when the Ramble 'cums' out..heehee😨

Anonymous

Bahaha... 112comments in 50 minutes! ...Oh Gael, bitte just say something I would like... you know something HOT, HOT, HOT!!! Danke vielmals XP Oh, and look in my direction, while you do it, I wanna feel your eyes on me! XD

Anonymous

Oh my god Gael! I'm sitting on break trying to have a normal chat with my coworkers and I'm all hot and bothered! I can't cross my legs tight enough! You sexy man!!! My brain is in overdrive! Hmmmmm say may name! Oooo would you please use that alpha voice, maybe tell me you're going to lavish my pussy with your tongue! Ooooo and tell me not to cum! Sweet god, I'm hot just thinking about it!

Anonymous
>>2957886

Im sitting in a coffee shop with a raised eyebrow and a smirk....yep still no poker face ;) Yes to the not cumming part! Now I'm all hott and bothered. Hha

Anonymous

Ho boy! Well...how about you slip your hand into my panties and describe how turned on I am for you.

Anonymous

Now this thread I like! Haha Whisper my name, then a slow kiss, suck on the tongue a little and bite the bottom lip. Or... Stand behind me, arms around, whispering in my ear, kissing and licking my neck... whatever you choose xD

Anonymous

And something for all of us, say in your über-sexiest voice how gorgeous, sexy, smart, stunning...we, the lovely Sirens of Gaelandia are... how we take your breath away and fog your mind...Hahaha...

Anonymous

Gael, this may be the first time I can think of absolutely nothing. I think you're just going to have to tell me something to get me in the mood 😉 maybe then the naughty ideas will cum😆

Anonymous

In my mind I can hear footsteps as Gael approaches the door to the asylum, keys jingling in hand. He sensually whispers, "Let's see if the puppies want to come out to play." He damn near gets stampeded when he opens the door!!!😂😂

Anonymous

And if you're in the mood for some ASMR, get out the belt please? just a couple smack sounds??

Gaelforce

Would it be safe to say that this is actually the sexiest thread in the history of the Internet? Haha It's finally found it true purpose

Anonymous
>>2958031

Darlin', you bring out the beast, er I mean best in us...grrrr 😸😻

Anonymous

Gael, AshB is traveling so I'm requesting something for her... Surprise her 😆

Gri (Sassy_One)
>>2958051

and please, make it as sexy as possible...you know, whisper her name, add growling and kissing...it's a long road so...you know, the works! We love u Ashb!!

Anonymous

Welcome to the sexual innuendo club, thanks for cumming and please cum again. Insert any sexy whisper, growl, or moan of your choice using my name of course 💋😉

Gri (Sassy_One)

Would a 'mmm, I wanna fuck you' be too much?

Anonymous

🎶Say my name...Say my name🎶 😘💦

Anonymous

G: for the first time in forever, I...have. nothing.

Anonymous

Or tell us what YOUR sexual fantasy is. Please. Or just tell me 😏😆

Anonymous

Sooo sexy💖

Kathy M

Timing couldn't be better for some fun here. Not looking forward to this week with this shitshow of an election and terror threats surrounding it. Thank you Gael. This is some much needed escapism 💗

Anonymous

Dear Management I am submitting the following jokes for your review, read your 3 favorite, please and thank you: Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply! Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in! Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it." Q: Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse? A: In his defence he claimed it was a stable relationship. Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge? A: You either need a good partner or a good hand. Q: What's A Pornstar's Favorite dessert? A: Cream-pie I was in math class and my teacher asked "what comes after 69?" Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer.

Anonymous

Oh, here's an idea, since the "one word you associate w/each Siren who's commented" answer got wiped with that one ramble you had to redo: What's one sexy thing you'd like to do (or say) to each of the Sirens who's commented on *this* thread so far? Not from our requests, but from your own (or any of your characters') imagination? Hmm?

Anonymous

I was with my mom, too! She keeps looking at me like what's so funny?🤔😒 me: oh my friends on twitter are really funny 😊😉

Anonymous

Here's a joke for you: A woman goes to the doctor and complains that her boyfriend is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

Kelly S

Of course, during the course of this audio, you are more than welcome to be edging yourself... then you can finish things up with Claudia's "And something for all of us, say in your über-sexiest voice how gorgeous, sexy, smart, stunning...we, the lovely Sirens of Gaelandia are... how we take your breath away and fog your mind...Hahaha..." comment... and give us those sexy moans and grunts as you finally get to cum. :)

Anonymous

What pray tell is your favorite naughtiest phrase to use?

Anonymous
>>2957474

Amanda, I *think* -- I hope, anyway -- that the "Live Now" referred to chatting on this thread, rather than the Ramble itself (since I didn't see any link to play an audio here or elsewhere). Gonna be so disappointed if I'm wrong, though... :-(

Anonymous

Clearly I'm having too much fun with this so one more: Pick one ordinary object in the room and please give an example of your most scandalous dirty talk...

Anonymous

I'm more than satisfied from the last ramble ... so please let me hear one of those long drawn out throaty groans .. OMG my weakness mmm *lip-bite*

Anonymous

Requested yesterday-- can you whisper, "Ali, ali, ali, will you take me to pleasure town?" (anchorman ref). Then finish off with a sexy laugh, and say, "I'm already there."

Anonymous

Whisper-sing part of a song

Anonymous

Also, can you sing a bit of a song in Gaelic? Thanks my friend!!! I thought I was visiting your site for a little turn on but you are the whole package. I believe many of us consider you a friend as well as a secret lover 😉

Anonymous

Whats your fav song to fuck to?

Anonymous

Just one little thing, if you have some ener-gry left by now... Jaa, I know you have! XD Would you lick, then bite your lips and now... snap your teeth for me! Hmmm... danke! ;)

Anonymous

How about something soft n sweet? Something very ASMRy. Maybe some ghost whispering and ear blowing? ;)

Anonymous

What should women understand about a man's mind regarding sex?

Anonymous

First one is a slut, then whore. What are the next three levels of whoredom?

Anonymous

Can I call you a slut? What would u have a woman call you? 😈 man-slut?

Gaelforce

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Anonymous

Since you are a fit, athletic guy, would you go down on the floor... do some push ups and moan my name?

Anonymous

Can I please get sexy whisper/ growls of my name please 😊

Trish

How about whispered on your lips! ☺️

Anonymous

Beg. (Please) 😏

Trish

Yes! That "please" is sooo sexy! 😈

Anonymous

Soo, 4 1/2 hours and 212 comments. Seems like you will survive the Ramble!! Phew!... Glück gehabt! XD

Anonymous

Welcome One &amp; All To the Gaelforce Sexual Olympics!

Anonymous

Well Gael! Just remember that the Mayor has his own private nurse, so when this immensely sexy ramble is finished, I'll come check you over. Make sure you're still in fine physical condition 😘

Kelly S

Does a tie being pulled off make a sound? B/c that damn tie showed up in the dream I had when I fell asleep earlier...

Trish

How about your reaction to...me pushing onto the bed and taking control, climbing on top of you, kissing your neck, then kissing my way down, all the way dowwwn. ME.OW! 😈

Anonymous

Do you sleep naked? Under cotton sheets? Flannel?

Anonymous

Do or have ever worn a kilt? Hmmmmmmmm! Just the thought of you in a kilt is so very sexy.

Anonymous

What is your favorite color of lipstick on a woman. Or do you prefer sex flushed red?

Anonymous

What should every proper slut know how to do for a man? Top 3.

Anonymous

Edit: Do you like to watch twerking?

Kathy M

Talk about waiting for Christmas morning to open my presents! I'm giddy and impatient for this ramble. You should spank me for being so impertinent!

Kathy M

Nothing says sexy time like "it puts the lotion in the basket!" 😆😆😆

Anonymous

Mr. Mayor.... is there an ETA for the posting of said ramble? 🤔 Some of us (maybe all of us) can barely contain ourselves 🙃.... just wondering. I'm normally a patient person but waiting for the little patreon notification to pop up on my phone is excruciating😢...there is only so much teasing I can handle....just saying (impatiently checking phone every so often, tapping my fingers on night stand)😉

Anonymous

Wow, go off the grid for awhile and look what I missed

Anonymous
>>2959839

It's perdy late in Ireland, my guess is he's conserving his energy tonight xD

Anonymous

Nobody can moan like you so a sexy moaning shout out please😘

Anonymous

Where is your spot that takes your there?

Kelly S

I'm sure someone else has said it already, but maybe could you ask me to be your dirty girl? God, it's so sexy when you say it...

Anonymous

What is your favorite thing to hear a woman do when she cums for you? Scream? Cry? Moan? Curse? Call you?

Anonymous

Say "Fuuuuck Frishawn!" It's easy. I'll say it with you. Can you see my lips move?

Anonymous

And one last request from me, promise! Just to hone your acting skills. Say in an overwhelmed, surprised, slighty perplexed, but intrigued tone: "Oh my god, Claudia! You want me to do WHAT???...You fucking serious?" Hahaha...XP

Anonymous
>>2960097

Skip this request G. I'll fill in for you. Skip it. 😈

Anonymous
>>2960067

Or whimper? The answer to this is going to destroy me!! Ahhhh!!

Meghan McDonald

Please say my name loud with a good moam

Anonymous

Damn man, literally just got back home from a wedding weekend. Holy hell Gael, seriously, what have you done ?!? Gaelandia is in turmoil 😉😉. I don't think there is anything more I can add to this lovely thread. Can't wait to hear it... Hope everyone had a lovely weekend 💋💗

Anonymous

Oh Gael what are you doing to us? How do you have this much power over us women? 🙃

Anonymous
>>2960023

I'm sure u would like to get him to tell u that all the time 😈

Anonymous
>>2961087

He answered that in the last ramble, Jenn -- it's the aphrodisiac kool-aid. X-D

Anonymous

You have the most beautiful orgasms on the planet. How do you manage not to cum for such a long time while being so turned on and so immersed in the fantasy you create? Your focus is just ohhhhhhh! 💋

Anonymous

I finally have a question &amp; request! Mr Gaelforce, U ready? I have always wondered if u really talk like u do while making out irl. I mean shouldn't there be some Irish lingo or heavy Irish accent? Next, I wanna hear u dirty talk at super sonic speed with heavy Irish accent. That will turn me on so much. TIA 😘😘😘

Anonymous
>>2961736

Gael: "ooh myy goosssh! Hahaha! I'll get back to this one." This is a great question btw!

Anonymous
>>2959630

Do you want me to do the.... Tina-Twerk-tina-werk-tina-twerk-in that skirt? J/k! 😳

Anonymous

Are you turned on right now? Right- right now as you ramble? 🤓

Anonymous

What is your favorite American accent? (New Yorker, Bostonian, southern, Hollywood/traditional)

Kelly S
>>2962021

Southern. You can admit it, Gael, darlin'. Nothing sounds quite as lovely as a southern woman. ;)

Anonymous

Guten Morgen, Herr Gael! Would you sing "The Wild Rover" to me? Hahahaha,,,, Danke, soo soo much!!

Anonymous
>>2963146

😂😂😂 I wanna hear him sing Mandarin songs. Wahahhahaha!

Anonymous
>>2961934

Why should he?? ...You seen aaaanything arousing in this thread? Hmm?...XPPP

Anonymous

I scrolled a little around... and must say, this is a really nice and sweet thread! No really dirty, nasty, cringeworthy requests...(the unwholesome kind) till now! ... I wonder how it would be if we would be a bunch of horny men and Gael our only female "Gaelina?"... What would we ask of HER...hmmm...?

Anonymous
>>2963433

I shudder to think lol. One of the many reasons I love this community so much! ♥♥♥

Anonymous

Now I have another request. 😆 I love squats. More so after I discovered Gaelforce. So my request... 😆😆😆 I wanna hear u say "Baby, do those squat pulses on me that u practiced so hard... yes... that's it... up and down... up and down... COME ON PHI! CREAM THOSE SQUATS!" *GROWLS* 😈😈😈

Anonymous

just patiently waiting.......for whatever you throw out there :D XD

Anonymous
>>2963661

Aha! The first "unwholesome" question!.... Nah, I´m just teasing you 我頑皮的親愛的! XP

Anonymous

Just call us all kinds of pet names.

Anonymous

A super sexy whisper-out!? 😉

Anonymous

I can't believe this thread is still going?! How much more can be said?!?! 😂😂

Anonymous

How do you feel about being the "side male-chick" to some women? Or the little treat that we tuck away until needed?

Anonymous

Yall still at it? He's not gonna read all this shit. 😂

Anonymous

G, How long are you gonna be able to keep this up? Literally, like do you use viagra or any other male enhancement drug and or herb?

Anonymous
>>2967134

Ooooo Gael, don't answer! Lol its just the luck of the Irish 😉

Anonymous

Guten Abend, Mädls, der Herr! Seems like this thread is slowly coming to an end! (Am I right? XD) Soo, Gael, I have a humble suggestion, how to dramatically finish it off! XP If you`re in the mood, of course! When you`re finally through with this ramble, and you`re still hot and bothered and dizzy and horny and god knows what else...You could grab your mic, go to bed, relax, get comfy... and jerk off for us! No need to talk, just your delicious noises... That would be so damn HOT!! Hmm? Bitte? ...it would put a literally Sahnehäubchen - creamy icing on this ramble! Hahaha...

Anonymous

You girls are so funny Im here in class trying to listen to a review and i cant help but laugh at your comments ☺️😁 makes my day go by faster

Anonymous

Lol,we don't Have dirty minds we just have sexy imagination's🔥

Anonymous
>>2967740

Welcome to the land of distraction... erm Gaelandia 😆😆😆😊😊😊

Anonymous

😂😂😂 probiotics rule. I love it!

Trish

With all these comments...Looks like this might be another 3 part ramble! 😆

Anonymous

Hi Mädls! I don`t wanna clog this post (anymore ;)) But my day is not complete without wishing you all a pleasant Dienstag - Thursday, wherever you may be!! Try to enjoy...whatever may cross your path! Alles Liebe...XD

Anonymous

410 comments.Great!I cant read them all but im sure the other Sirens have beautiful imagination so i won't ask.Maybe if you do a 5 hour ramble you will be able to answer all *sad

Anonymous
>>2974571

Aw... dun be sad. Just request. Many of the comments r responses anyway. 😊

Anonymous

do you personally like girls who are submissive in the bedroom ? I loooove a guy that likes to take control 😱 Idk what happened to my last comment btw lol

Anonymous

Hey Gael, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? - ten tickles 😅😅

Anonymous
>>2979540

This leads me to my unanswered question about him being ticklish or not. 😂

Anonymous
>>2977593

Mmm, yes: dominant or switch (not necessarily 50/50)? Inquiring minds want to know... ;-)

Anonymous

Hi Mädls! Just a quick guten Tag, have a nice Mittwoch - Migga - Wednesday! (Last night we got the first snow!! Just a few centimeters... but YAY ...Schnee! XD) PS: Ohh, I just heard the election outcome...my sympathies! But I think you should keep calm...daß ist bestimmt noch nicht das Ende vom Lied!

Anonymous
>>2980439

Hallo Frau Ha. We got the first snow too, up on the mountain this weekend! I thought of you! And even took a photo. 😘

Anonymous

Guten Tag, Sirens ,Lovelies, Mädls! Again I need to wish everyone an interesting, happy Donnerstag - Thursday! Enjoy! :) And for those of you, who are interested in Gael-Science, I discovered a new, rare Gael-Speak word!!... It`s similar to ener-gdry, it`s the word "dangerous" - DANE-DRUhwS! Have to investigate further though! XPP...

Anonymous

Brrr...today this place feels extra-spooky-quiet! *shudders*... No one around, not even the lurkers (I suppose? :)) No one to sweeten my Brotzeit - tea break... Soon I will have to reply to my own posts... that`s going to be ...hmm... interesting... and creepy... (at least I can skip the pesky translating und plapper away...) XD