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Ramble Time! (Patreon)

Published:
2016-09-07 19:22:23
Edited:
2020-02-27 21:13:07
Imported:
2022-01

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Hi all! How are you all doing? Staying sexy? It's ramble time! Suggestions? Shout outs? Jokes? Stories? I'm all ears dears ( well eyes really :P)XD Let's have some fun!

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Anonymous

We answered this DAYS ago! You have to read out loud everything we said under the wet audio and the sleep one!

Anonymous

What cologne do you wear? Or which brand of tofu do you smell of? :PP

Anonymous

What's your favorite type of cuisine? And I second what Tina said 😈

Anonymous

How do you make the perfect cuppa tea? ☕️ (Americans lack this skill)

Anonymous

More sex, less rambles..heh. I can hear the rambles on youtube...

Anonymous

Please shout out ;) I love everything you do, and i want to Thank you because your audios helped me through rough times :))

Anonymous

Repeat the word "fuck" in different ways for 30 seconds.

Anonymous

Bobby!

Anonymous

Your first kiss?💋 (Mine was a game of spin the bottle☺️)

Anonymous

Sing? Pretty please 🍒

Anonymous

Best place you've ever been and your favorite spot in Ireland.

Anonymous

What do you think about us calling ourselves sirens? How do feel about having a harem of women to fuck? Hmmm? I want to hear some raunchiness....we are all gutter puppies now.

Anonymous

Do you practice any sport? I'm curious about it since you posted a pic of your strong arms (and fapping doesn't count as a sport!). :-p :-p And do you have funny or weird travel stories to share? (in France maybe?)

Anonymous

Do folks still wear Claddagh rings? Which hand and what direction is/would yours be pointed?😬

Anonymous

To add to Saskias questions, do you have to be in a certain state of mind before recording an audio or do you most wing it?

Anonymous

Any bad habits you have? Currently mine is posting on Patreon while I'm at work 😛. Bad girl

Anonymous
>>2489433

To piggyback- How much do you workout, because those arms + vegan = huh?

Anonymous

In between rambles I always think of questions...and then never remember when it comes time to request them! Gotta come up with some on the spot... Since you're such an ACCENT EXPERT (lol) perhaps you could indulge your Canadian audience (hi) with an attempt at a Canadian accent? Also, have you ever traveled to Canada? Now I'm curious! Have you ever been interrupted/almost "caught" while recording? I laugh at the idea of your neighbours hearing you through an open window or something 😂 Finally, a shoutout would be fantastic!~ I'll be back to talk to you gals tonight! So many new things to discuss in this thread...but also so much homework 😫

Gaelforce
>>2489392

Haha! I love the banter! I love how no one really takes it too seriously in here.. I love that people are bonding and it has little to do with me.. I really really like the idea of it not being all about me, there's something very cool about that.

Anonymous

What do you actually kiss when you pretend to go down on someone in your audios? :p (namely, do you make out with your own hand? Lol)

Anonymous

You mentioned your other job. What do your coworkers think about you doing erotica? Do they know you have this other life?

Anonymous
>>2489520

I'm curious about that as well. Talk to ya later 😊

Gaelforce
>>2489544

Hmmm.. Not really.. They're not interested., they know I have a YouTube channel but they don't really ask..

Gaelforce
>>2489459

I've no habits left.. The worst thing I do is drink two cans of Monster a month.. But that's pre-workout juice ;) I can pick up habits but they fall away very quickly.. I'm free from habits, it's kinda cool.

Gaelforce
>>2489447

Lol! They do! Not as much though! I'll wear one when I get married one day ;)

Anonymous

Do you believe in soulmates / aliens / Santa Claus / Bigfoot / global warming?

Anonymous

What's your job?

Anonymous

Can you give me a shoutout ? 😀

Anonymous
>>2489669

Oh also , what are your hugest turn ons, sexually ? 😊

Anonymous

Do you play an instrument (other than your well-known one...)?

Anonymous

I remember hearing in another ramble you talking about spiritual experiences/something around that. I always find those really interesting..

Anonymous

Maybe a talk about your journey into veganism? I'm a vegetarian and I'm thinking of transitioning to veganism, so it would be interesting to hear your experiences with it. :)

Anonymous

Celebrity you would fuck?😋 (Or have fucked?😳)👊🏻

Anonymous

What's your perfect day?

Anonymous

If you learned another language which would you choose?

Anonymous

Soo Gael, I wonder, are there scenarios you`re uncomfortable with? Something you`d refuse? Not obvious things like cruelty, abuse etc... I mean something like...ahem..oil wrestle an other guy, to win your girl over or make sweet love in a bathtub filled with...hmm, let`s say... mashed potatoes? Not that I`d ever wish for something like that - just curious – promise! I mean I`m asking for a friend...a friend of a friend...;))

Anonymous

I don't want a shout out. I prefer a yodel out ;)

Anonymous

Hey sexy, what are you wearing?😋😊 What do you wear to bed?🙈

Trish

You said you traveled to the US. Where is America have you been?

Anonymous
>>2489813

Ha, what a coincidence! Just yesterday I spoke with Saskia about a yodeling Gael. Lol!

Anonymous

Morning everyone! 🤗🤗🤗 Damn... the party over already????

Anonymous
>>2489910

Hi Philotes, the whole day this place was like a graveyard...and now...:))

Anonymous

Mr Gaelforce... how dare u ask us want we wanna hear?... U r not paying attention to your sirens... 😴😴😴

Anonymous

What is your favorite body part on a woman? (besides THAT! ;)

Anonymous

Does Bobby seem to have an opinion about all the sexy goings on when you are making audios? Does he hear you?🐕

Anonymous

Hello handsome! What is the most corny thing you've done or said to get a woman's attention?

Anonymous

Can we have more childhood anecdotes, like the one with your astronaut suit? I loved that one!

Anonymous

I would really like to hear the process of u making an audio. Sometimes (maybe most of the time) when I listen to yr audios, I will imagine u just kissing the mic or licking it and I literally go "ewwwww" or end up ROFL. 😂😂😂 Pls humor my hyperactive imagination.

Anonymous
>>2489312

You know he's gonna literally sing, 🎶pretty please, la la la🎶

Anonymous

When you read what you wrote about David Bowie's death (which was a beautiful piece of writing btw), I think you mentioned that as a kid you thought you might be gay (it related to your feelings of being an outsider). Unless I misheard you, and since no one here would ever suspect you of that, I was wondering why you had such an idea...If this is too intrusive then skip it...

Anonymous

U sound like u have 5000 stuff to do in a day. I mean keeping up w us is already a feat. What's a typical day like for u now? How do ya manage?

Anonymous
>>2490308

Oh I suppose weekdays r different from weekends. So a typical weekday and a typical weekend?

Anonymous

And I always love a cringe-worthy story. So imma request again. And I want a sexy whisper out 😎😎😎

Anonymous

New girl here &amp; feeling a little shy to comment but I'd love to know what music you listen to ~ I feel like you can tell a lot about a person by their choice in music ☺️ (ps, sorry if you've already answered this elsewhere) 🌿

Anonymous
>>2490741

Hi Amanda! And welcome, fellow Siren. No need to be shy. XD

Anonymous
>>2490159

Omg me too 😂 Sometimes it takes me a minute or even a second listen to get into it because my mind always wants to analyze how he did it. It's good for me to tell that part of my brain to stfu and juuuuuust listen.

Anonymous

Ok, one more question Gael. When you`re recording erotica, how do you do it? How can you talk intelligible the whole time? And stay in character, too? I mean, in the throes of passion...most men I meet can barely utter some coherent syllables. At the very most my name...if I`m lucky. ;)) So, I`m off to bed. Bye Mädls - Gute Nacht!

Anonymous
>>2491142

Kinky C 😙 u know when I heard big cock fun and he said words just pop into his head when he is turned on. I am like "omfg! this man is that good?" So hot! Stuck with me since then 😂😂😥

Anonymous

I really wanna go to Ireland eventually &amp; was wondering if you could recommend anywhere in particular? :)

Anonymous

looking forward to it!

Trish

What is the craziest thing you have ever done?

Trish

If you could go back and tell your teenage self one thing, what would it be?

Anonymous
>>2491398

Ireland is beautiful. Fell in love with the country and ppl. There is something darling and magical about Ireland. Galway is Sweet. I have to go back to see so many other places.

Anonymous

HI Trish! Good questions :). Hope you had a stellar day!

Trish
>>2491923

Hey girlie! My day was CRAZY!!!!! 😱😁 How was yours?

Anonymous
>>2490158

And a shout out would always be lovely :) Remember - Lee-more, with the stress on the "more". You pronounced it really well last time, for someone who's never heard it irl. I'm training you for my personal audio ;)

Anonymous

Please read out some more of your favorite Rumi poems, along with your personal interpretation of them. I really enjoyed that audio you did.

Anonymous

Do you wear glasses?

Anonymous

What is your favorite quote and why? What is your favorite thing you see, hear, experience or do during an ordinary day (other than reading our comments - just kidding 🙃). Favorite color, children's book, animal and/or food. Umm that's all I got for now...I should stop procrastinating and read..next up...Is Beta dead? Good morning/afternoon/evening everyone!

Anonymous

Shout out, please!

Gaelforce

God! I'm laughing my ass off reading through these hahahaha Good morning! You wild and funny creatures you :D

Anonymous
>>2492693

Limor, you ask things that I never think of but really want to know 🤗

Anonymous

So...4-hour ramble, yeah??? 😁😁😁

Anonymous

DAMMIT! I keep missing Gael! FML!

Anonymous
>>2493268

Hi Philotes!!!!! I'm heading to bed but good morning to you!

Anonymous

Good night and good morning my sexy gutter puppy sirens!!! 😘 😴

Anonymous
>>2493309

Hahahaha I forgot about gutter puppies 😂😂😂

Anonymous

How much Gaelic do you actually speak on a daily basis?

Anonymous

And I think you should cap off each ramble by teaching us new words / phrases in Gaelic, Professor Gael (there's a new character for your collection ;)

Anonymous

Do you have a favorite constellation? And a shout out would be fun. 🙃

fran darling

All your firsts! Explain your first kiss, first girlfriend, first time. :P I see you're a First fan on YT. :P

Gri (Sassy_One)

Hi lovely ladies! Hope you're all doing great!! So, ramble material, huh?? Here goes...🤔 -What is the nicest thing anybody has said, or you believe they would say, about you? -Are you more of a night owl or a morning person? -If we, the Lovely Sirens, decided to form a band, let's say we call it "Gutter Puppies", what song would you like us to perform for you and why?

Anonymous
>>2494231

Hehhehe gri 😊😊😊 a band called gutter puppies. It will be a hit! 😆😆😆

Gri (Sassy_One)

I think it will!! Hi Philotes!!

Anonymous

Try to say “Irish wristwatch” 5 times fast 😁

Anonymous

Are there any other pets you would want or are you a dog person all the way? Have you had other pets in the past?

Anonymous

Hi to all the new names here! More fun!!

Anonymous

Reading this thread is messing with my work ethic. Want to play, have to work. 😂

Anonymous

Hello New Sirens! Hugs!!😁😁😁

Anonymous

This day is kicking my ass...not in a good way. Anyone got some virtual hugs to give?

Anonymous

Guten Abend, Sirens! Hi Erin..poor girl! ...Hugs, and would you like some virtual chocolate?...:))

Anonymous

Do you like dancing? And can you dance a traditional Irish folk dance? If yes "Darf ich bitten?/Shall we dance?" ...would you dance for/with us? I wanna hear it...Hahaha If you can`t I wanna hear it even more..;))

Anonymous
>>2496628

I'm not usually a chocolate person but today I'm game ;)

Anonymous
>>2496973

WAHAHAHHAHA CLAUDIA! Irish folk dance! I love it 😙😙😙

Anonymous

Since we're being raunchy, (ROFL damn I'm already laughing) how do you feel about guys, or YOU specifically, getting fingered in the ass by women. 'Cause y'know your g-spot - well, so they say - is up your ass. LMAO Well, have you ever had it done to you? Or would you ever try that? I can't believe I'm asking these things HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Whoa! Jhasmine really asks the PROBING questions!!! Her curiosity runs DEEP. Girl, quit BROWN-NOSING up to Gael ;P

Anonymous

Have u checked out your Gaelforce Vibes playlist yet? It's here: Gaelforce vibes: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCeM0jkpvbg2pnt4pSg4hlGpiBT4_GXx-" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCeM0jkpvbg2pnt4pSg4hlGpiBT4_GXx-</a>

Anonymous

Happy Friday Sirens! You ladies have asked Gael some pretty great questions. I propose a little quid pro quo. What is a sexy secret that you want Gael to know about you?

Anonymous
>>2502070

Love!!! 😘😘😘 hehhehe... quid pro quo, clarice... quid pro quo

Anonymous

I own a set of really skimpy turquoise bikini, triangle top and brazilian bottom that I was too self-conscious to wear outside. But I will wear them around the house on some days.

Anonymous

Movie Night Tonight/Day! - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/6723604">https://www.patreon.com/posts/6723604</a>

Anonymous

Oh girls...I can already tell it's one of those days...only 10am and so angry about something that I'm almost shaking...movie night is gonna do me some good.

Anonymous

I've been trying for a half hour lol but I have class in 2 hours and still need to get ready so I'm on a bit of a time crunch. It's the silliest thing in the world to get mad about I know 😂😂

Anonymous
>>2502700

Hey if its important its important, period. Feel free to own it! Just breathe and think happy thoughts ;)

Anonymous

How is Gael going to know where the ramble questions end when we keep posting on this thread?😝

Anonymous
>>2502889

He can interpret the comments how he may choose! lol