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On a lighter note, Sweetz from the Playroom wrote a lovely eulogy for Zoomie the mic who has gone off into the big smoke.

I am getting things sorted with a new mic and have a lovely array of audios I am recording that will be reaching your ears soon!

Meanwhile ...

We honor Zoomie...


From The Sweetz @ The Play Room 

We are gathered here today to remember Zoomie.   The small but  powerful entity that delivered the sound from Gael’s mouth to the 3Dio  microphone and made every 3D tingle possible.

Zoomie will be missed.

When asked about his feelings regarding Zoomie, Gaelforce said

“If mics could be veterans, Zoomie would be given the highest honor for servicing its cumtry.  Valor like no other…”

You  were brave and loyal.  You were dragged into fields and set out on  beaches…. you were strapped to walls and hung from ceilings.

You  worked mere millimeters from powerful thrusting hips and strong muscly  arms and remained stoic.  You looked the Irish serpent straight in the  eye and stood the course.  

…..

You did of course have  to be immediately replaced because … well, a man has to work.  but… your  exciting life and exemplary service to the world will not be forgotten.



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Anonymous

R.I.P Zoomie 🎙

Violet Grey

RIP Zoomie you've served us well! 😂😭 *salutes*

Anonymous

Thank you for your service, Zoomie. The joy you brought us will never be forgotten 😭💔

Anonymous

Here to pay my respects to Zoomie, whose loyal service helped to make me shiver so frequently. You will be missed! :'( 😅

Anonymous

MAGIC MIC IS DEAD 😭😭 words cannot express the gratitude ♥️♥️

Anonymous

May Zoomie rest in peace and have a happy afterlife. Be sure we'll cherish his memory. 🔁

Anonymous

May Zoomie would keep giving pleasure to all those souls that couldn't handle that much intense audios.... Long life wherever you are, Zoomie! 😘

GabriGon

I have never laughed so hard at a funeral/eulogy/service. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Zoomie lived a full life.

Anonymous

Actual footage of Sweetz composing the Eulogy: <a href="https://youtu.be/-NY75YbmTGM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/-NY75YbmTGM</a>

Anonymous

How many mics does Gael have?

Cherry Riley

Farewell Zoomie, we will always appreciate your service and love you dearly for it. 💜

Anonymous

Is it bad form if I repost my Twitter response here? Alas, poor Zoomie, we knew thee well. Enjoy your gentle rest, and know that your work was appreciated by many. You were Icarus, flying close to the sun for us all.

Anonymous

I feel like it should have or one of those Viking funerals. Set on fire, pushed out to sea, probably float back to shore and start a wildfire.. but zoomie. Farewell my dear darling. You served us well. Then you died. (My breathtaking eulogy at the metaphorical service). Amen. 🙏🏼

Anonymous

I can only imagine the things, you saw zoomie,if anyone deserves eternal rest it's you!!😀

Anonymous

Zoomie,you will always in our hearts. 🥺

Anonymous

Rest in peace dear Zoomie ❤❤❤ you allowed him to be even more destructive and powerful than he was already 🌊🔥🌊 . You at least , before dying on him/us , left us some precious gifts that w will be forever grateful for... I'll be thinking of you today and while listening to older audios , my favorite 'cherry audios' and 'proceed with care'audios ☢ that's for sure❤ Mes sincères condoléances G, You will be missed Z friend. (How's the other one doing? That's a lot of pressure for him😮)

Anonymous

Poor Zümmie - you will be remembered. 😭😭😭

Anonymous

Does the new one have a name?? Lol

Anonymous

*pours out a bit of whiskey in memory of ZoomZoom #1* *tips hat towards Zoomie #2* *slinks back into the shadows of the internetz*

Anonymous

Oh man... you know what you should do in his memory? Post the bloopers! They need to be heard, it’s what he would have wanted.

Anonymous

RIP Zoomie! Thank you for the many adventures! Welcome Cum Whisperer, looking forward to the new adventures!

Anonymous

As sad as it sounds, but this is hilarious hehehe 😹🙊

Anonymous

Question though, are you gonna sell Zoomie away or gone like destroyed?

Anonymous

Give Zoomie a Viking funeral G. He deserves no lesser honour

Anonymous

RIP Zoomie 🥺👏🏻

Anonymous

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/86b1ZF6r.jpg">

Anonymous

I never knew her personally but my condolences G. Zoomie will be always in our hearts 😭💖

Angela R.

I set my panties at half-mast in mourning 🎺 *taps playing in the background*

Anonymous

I shall pour a drink out for the homie😔

Anonymous

I second the Viking funeral for Zoomie. Go out in a blaze of glory like his life

Anonymous

Strapped to walls and hung from ceilings... this should and must be explained in the next ramble. I am intrigued 🤔

Anonymous

They say the best ones go first... RIP Zoomie

Anonymous

🎶Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling 🎶😔

Anonymous

I hear these things tend to happen in threes ⚰️😧 I shall light a candle for Magic Mic and pray for his ongoing good health! 🙏🎤

Cas

*the parting glass plays in the bg* farewell zoomie, you’ll be missed and remembered fondly

Anonymous

Well damn

Anonymous

I’m picturing Zoomie getting a Boston cop funeral now 😂

Anonymous

My sympathies, Gael. I hope that he went peacefully and was an organ donor. May he live on by extending the lives of other Zoomies. Cause of death? Old age? Natural causes? Exhaustion? Overheating? Electrical short? Power surge? Repeated, errant shots from the Irish serpent?

Anonymous

Excellent eulogy, Sweetz! 😂 thank u!

Meghan McDonald

I think it had an orgasm of its own type.Goodbye Zoomie.

Anonymous

Where can I submit my application as a boom mic operator?

Anonymous

*Sade voice* 🎶 “Boom operator!” 🎶 😂True story - I’ve song that on sets several times 😂 me a dork 🤓

Anonymous

Oh my God.. I seriously LOVE YOU ALL! I'm cracking up with your responses 😂😂

Anonymous

I’d wager 4 on the low end (I’m not currently pro and I have 4). A desk/workhorse, a travel, a studio/xlr, and the binaural.

Anonymous

Now was Zoomie your workhorse mic, your studio mic, or your travel rig? (I know it’s not the binaural because there’d be wailing and gnashing of teeth)

Anonymous

Im so sorry you lost your mic...