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Hello my Lovelies!


I wanted to stop in and let you know that I am well.  


I am not in Ireland for the weekend as many of you know.  I am attending the funeral of my aunty and helping her family.


It means a great deal to me that I as a creator don't fear missing a weekend of content.  You have been incredibly supportive and I can't wait to finish the audios I've scripted when I return home!


Thank you all for your kindness and well wishes.  Truly.  


They have meant a lot. xd


G

Comments

Anonymous

Mind how you go G. You take care of yourself. We're thinking of you and we'll be here when you get back....

Anonymous

Xoxoxo😘😘😘 Hello G. Safe travels, hugs.

Tiana Anderson

My thoughts with your family in this time of loss. We’re all here for you, and will still be here when you return 💚

Anonymous

Take your time 😊

Anonymous

Luv u much gale 😘❤️❤️

Anonymous

Just be sure to look after yourself as well. Be well xoxoxo

Anonymous

We love ya Mr. G & don't you worry you got our support. I'll be sending you love & support. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Anonymous

You take all the time you need G. Family first. Safe travels.

Anonymous

Lots of strength to you and your family during this weekend, Gael. Taking care of yourself and your loved ones should always be your top priority.

Anonymous

Take all the time you need, G. We’ll still be here when you get back ❤️😘

Anonymous

Take all the time you need, G. That's the least anyone deserves in this situation. I know it meant a lot to me. ❤

Anonymous

Take care, G. Take all the time you need, we'll be here. You truly are a wonderful human 💜

Kristine

Aw G, take all the time you need. Lord knows you have been so generous to us by creating so much content. We're grateful to have you and we want you to take care of your well-being just as you have taken care of ours (in more ways than one 😉). We lovelies will be here till you're ready. 😘

Anonymous

I was just thinking of you and your family. Take care of you and yours Gael. Your lovelies will be here waiting for you when you return. ❤️

Anonymous

G-SANDWICH TIME!!!!! PILE ON, LOVELIES!!!! 😘😘 *Skaaaweeeeeze*

Anonymous

Take your time. Family first. 💛💚 We will be here holding it down. No worries. 😊😊😘

Anonymous

*massive hugs* 🤗❤️🤗💜

Anonymous

Morning sunshine 😎 Take as much time as you need... Take care and come back safe ❤❤❤

Anonymous

Make sure you rest up, we’ll still be here until you are ready to come back. I’m thankful enough for you checking in on us, especially since today is my birthday! 💕☺️

Anonymous

You just settle down about “content”, Big Daddy G! We aren’t going anywhere. Take all the time you need to take care of your family and yourself! Sending you love and “forehead kisses” XD

Anonymous

Lots of love and hugs to you and your family, hope all goes well for you and you have lots of happy stories and memories of your aunty to help get through the day 💔

Anonymous

Good morning sexy. You mean the world to us Gael. Thank you for keeping us posted. Take care of yourself and come back to us soon. 💋💋💋

Anonymous

Take care, little gem 💎 Much love to you ❤

Anonymous

The army of lovelies is camped outside your proverbial tent ⛺️ we will wait as long as we have to. Don’t worry about gettin’ back to it too soon. Chin up, love. ♥️

Anonymous

Glad to hear all is well on your end, G. Now go and share that beautiful heart with people who need it right now. 🖤💋

Anonymous

Safe travels! Don’t worry about us and take care of yourself ❤️😊 Hugs! 🤗

Anonymous

Aw, I'm glad to hear that you are well, G. I'm thinking of you and I had hoped that you were holding up ok.❤ What you're doing for your family is so admirable. Take care of them and take care of you. Big, tight hugs and so much love to you, sweetheart. Xoxo😙❤❤

Anonymous

Sending you lots of positive enerdree your way! Take time to rest n refill your emotional tanks. I know you'll likely be pouring so much of yourself into others...they are blessed to have you as family! Lots of love n hugs! ~Debs

Anonymous

We aren't going anywhere G (except maybe to the master list to find an oldie but goodie 😉) you take all the time you need to be with your family ❤❤❤ We have the community page and we're keeping each other company in your absence.

Anonymous

Never a fear ♡ take care ♡

Anonymous

Cherish the time spent while you can! I have a very full playlist I've been indulging in all day. Absolutely no hurry! (Still looking forward to all the new & wonderful things you have in store for us, but seriously, no hurry 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

Anonymous

Aaaawwww i love that you still feel the need to drop a word in. We love you G and its family first always. We have more than enough audios to keep everyone happy for weeks! Thats the benefit of being such an inclusive talented and prolific content creator. Enjoy your trip to England love and we will keep your family in our thoughts 😘😘😘❤

Anonymous

Don't worry take your time. My well wishes to you and your family Hugs and peace.

Anonymous

Hugs and kisses for you, G... and gentle scalp scratches, because those feel so nice... I learned a long time ago that giving your presence is the most meaningful thing you have to offer, especially in sad times, so go. Be present. Lol post that you made it ok, then don't worry about us once. We'll keep the home fires burning and the enerdree up until you return.

Anonymous

Morning Gael, family has to come first, so be where you need to be and we will entertain ourselves while you are away. Much love always 💕💕 *wanders over to the Craic* Hmm not quite 8am so too early for tequila... Irish coffee anyone?

Anonymous

We love and appreciate you and what you do, but the most important thing is being with your family. We understand. Continuing to pray for you and your family. Hugs

Anonymous

Thoughts and prayers G. We’re all thinking of you...much love xx

Anonymous

We know you'll be back when you can. Just look at it as proof you have succeeded in creating a positive space. Go raibh maith agat!

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

Awww... thanks for the update, Mr. G 💜... no worries from us, it's just good to know you've still got your spirits aboutcha 😊... you and yer fams take care and all the time you need... *huggles* 🤗

Jasmine sanfi

I wish i could hug you right now.Of course we are patient and supportive..we can't act any different you spoil us way too many times to not be kind to you!I know how you feel...two years ago i was completely destroyed and lost...missing my grandma was a though one....Keep your energy up,I'm sending you good vibes❤❤can't wait for you to be back

Anonymous

Awww ... thanks for taking the time to check in with us. Definitely will be thinking of you and your family over the next few days, so sending much ❤️ and 🤗🤗 You are always worth the wait darlin’ 💕

Anonymous

❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

Lots of love to you G!! 🤗❤️❤️

Anonymous

I see you're missing us G. Wishing you the best and safe trip. We will be waiting here for ya. You know that 🐰

Anonymous

I understand what how you are feeling Gaelforce !! May your Auntie Rest In Peace !!❤️

Anonymous

Take all the time you need, Mr. Force! 😊😊 Your Lovelies will wait for ye, and yeah, we entertain each other quite well!! 💃💃😂 So you only have to care about your family and having a safe flight back home after that, ok? 🏡🏡❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

Hope you’re doing well G, much love ͏͏♡͏͏

Anonymous

😁😁😁

Anonymous

We'll be patient Lovelies, don't you worry. 🤗 Take care of your loved ones, they're the most important right now. ❤️

Anonymous

I get to Ireland and u leave!? Was it something I said?😲 Seriously, have time with your family and we will be patient little kittens waiting here x

Anonymous

G hun, there is nothing to fear we are here and we are not going anywhere. You take care of your family. They need you and that is more important. We will be patient because as the saying goes, "Good things comes to those who wait! ". Thank you so much G for checking in and keeping us updated even though you have so much going on right now with the loss of your aunty. You are one of a kind!! Sensual hugs and erotic kisses!! 🤗😘❤

Ms. Donovan

Helllooooo sunshine ☀️ We’re not going anywhere, G. We’ll keep ourselves entertained for as long as needed. See, that’s the thing - you haven’t just given us amazing audio, you’ve given us each other 😊 Love and light to you and your family ♥️

Anonymous

This is one of the reason that all of here fall in love with G who has such a kind heart. hehe. TAKE CARE anyway(*'▽'*)

Anonymous

Don't worry bout us G, we're doing just fine. Spend time with your family, we'll be here when you get back. Glad to hear you're doing well!

Anonymous

1. As others have said: take the time you need to be there for your family. No worries on our account! We'll be here for ya, with hugs & craic & banter at the ready, when you return. 2. Sending you & yours big *hugs*. Sending your family supportive & peaceful energe-ree. Will light a candle for your aunty & all who love her. 💟🕯🤗 3. Your family is blessed to have you, and to have you helping them through this. Especially your dad, stray arrows through the kitchen window or no.🎯😉😂

Anonymous

Spend time with your fam, and take all the time you need. We’re not going anywhere 😊 Hugs n Dick!

Anonymous

Aw, so glad your taking the time to focus on your family; nothing more important right now. We can survive for a bit without the govna; all gals currently on deck & holding down the fort. Thx for letting us know how your doing & plz don’t feel hurried on our account. Takes as much time as it takes & sure I speak for everyone when I say it’s the absolute least we can do. Xoxo

Anonymous

Don’t worry, I bet Seanie is doing an outstanding job of holding down the fort at <i>Chez</i> Gaelforce! You absolutely will not find a smoking crater where your house used to be upon your return to the Emerald Isle!<br>🤓👍....🤔....🤞😬....🔥🏚🔥 🚒🚒🚒

Anonymous

No worries, Gael. As the lovelies have said, family takes precedence. Your family needs all of your warmth and kindness right now. Between the Master list and the mad shenanigans that we get into amongst ourselves- we've got it covered. Like Nicole said: you've given us each other. Hugs to you! 💖

Anonymous

Don’t worry about us G. We’ll be ready when you are. 😉 In the meantime remember to look after yourself whilst you’re looking after everyone else. xx

Anonymous

Safe travels and warmest well wishes to you and your loved ones. 💜

Anonymous

Doc, I thought we agreed to ix-nay bringing up the rater-cay. And the smoldering remains.... 🤫🤐

Anonymous

*not good with words so sending a hug instead*

Anonymous

Take your time, love... there’s nothing more important than family... everything else can wait... no, it has to wait... your family can be really proud to have such an incredible, selfless and warm-hearted man like you around them😘 your heart is made of gold 👉🏼💛 Sending all my love and thoughts to you and your loved ones♥️♥️♥️ And safe travels, darling♥️🍀😘

Angela R.

Be well! Xoxo

Anonymous

You’re so thoughtful to check in on us. We’re here for you. Enjoy your time with your family (despite the circumstances that brought you together) and we’ll have a big old smooch filled reunion when you get home 😋💋

Anonymous

Hugs on hugs on hugs to you, Gael ❤ I'm glad you're alright and I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say take your time—we're not going anywhere! Take care of your family and yourself, please. Sending love and health your way 🔮

Anonymous

Thanks for checking in, though I hope you know it's not necessary. We all expected radio silence for a while and can understand the reasons for it. Hope all is going well in England. Take care.

Anonymous

Yup, I'm not budging. It is extremely comforting to know you, like all of us, are human and not immune to the inevitable hills and valleys of life. To be honest it just intensifies my adoration, respect and trust. Rest assured we have been happily amusing ourselves while we send our love and wait patiently for your return. Safe travels. <a href="https://imgur.com/7bmFJbO" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/7bmFJbO.png?1" title="source: imgur.com"></a>

Anonymous

Aww G! Your such an amazing soul. Thinking of our welfare even at this time, well you sir are allowed to put your self first for once. Please take care of yourself, we have enough audio to keep us busy till you get back and remember seanie is always waiting to jump on this type of opportunity in your absence so your covered. Tons love and hugs 🤗😘 and be safe ok.

Ellen (Gaelandia's Chief Justice and Personal Trainer)

We all adore you, G...and we know you adore us right back. Friendships like that are constant through the rough times (both for you AND for those of us in this community) and the sexy times. Just as you lift us up when we're down, we're here to do the same for you. Take care of yourself. You deserve to, and we want you to.

Anonymous

First of all, it’s never too early for tequila. That’s why they make tequila sunrises 😏

Anonymous

No need to worry about us. We are not going anywhere. We are here for you no matter what. You take care of you and family. God speed!

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Gaelandia. A nice Samstag to everyone. Do you have to work today? I do... but just till noon. Later I´m gonna cheer for my man´ s Fußballmannschaft - soccer team. Let´s hope they´ll win... he´ll be in such a good mood. Dirty and sweaty, fresh from the battle... Grrrrrrr! ;) I see Kris´ Fragen from yesterday were not properly answered. :( So let´ s have them again, ja? What was the last song you listened to? What do you usually drink with dinner? Is there a color or patterned shirt you would never, ever wear? If so, which one? What is your best school subject? Do you feel close to nature, or do you prefer technology? What is your fashion pet peeve? When was the last time you were treated to something special? What's your favorite food or condiment to put in a sandwich? Danke my dears for your answers. Bis dann. XD Danke Kris for your Fragen, let´ s hope they will be answered today. :)

Anonymous

Hallo, Frau Claudia and the rest of the A-Team!<br><br>I finished a late shift at the clinic and I have to work an early shift tomorrow, so I shall try to blast through Kris’ <i>Fragen</i> as quick as I can!<br><br><b>Last song I listened to</b> "Supervixen" by Garbage!<br><br><b>Dinner ‘n drinks!</b> Either coffee or water!<br><br><b>Stuff I’d never wear!</b> I can’t really see myself wearing a checkered or Hawaiian shirt. I don’t think those would suit me at all 😦<br><br><b>Best school subject!</b> Back during the days of yore (aka my Bachelor’s degree), my best school subject was human physiology!<br><br><b>Nature or tech?</b> Well...it depends. Other than knowing how to do relatively basic stuff, I suck at using computers and I’ve never felt the need to own the latest and greatest of smartphones, laptops, PCs, etc. And if I had to choose between going for a walk out by the riverside vs. playing video games, I’d probably choose the walk, (although Teenage Doctimus would jumped straight for the video games 😛)<br><br>But if I had to choose between camping out in a tent or relaxing in a nice hotel room and watching Netflix, I’m picking the hotel room in a heartbeat.<br><br><b>Fashion pet peeve!</b> Jeans (or really any article of clothing) with holes in them. As in, there are holes in places where there <i>shouldn’t</i> be holes, yet the customer actually bought them in that state to begin with. Might as well buy an intact pair of jeans for half the price and rip some holes in them yourself. Or just, you know, not deliberately destroy your clothing 😕<br><br><b>Treat yo’self!</b> I actually treated myself to some “ice cream” earlier today! The quotation marks means that it was the low-fat, less guilt version made with skim milk instead of cream. It didn’t taste nearly as good as the real deal, but at least it won’t throw my meal plan completely off track! 🤓👍<br><br><b>Stuff to put in sandwiches!</b> Cheese! There are not a lot of things I <i>wouldn’t</i> want to put cheese on 🤤

Anonymous

❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

We have plenty of audios to keep us company for as long as you need. Take care of yourself and your family and we send our love and support.

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Mädls. A happy Sonntag to everyone. It´s such a nice night here. Warm and sweet. The kittens are out hunting and no kiln is burning tonight. Perfect to sit outside and sip a midnight cocktail. :) Oh, and our soccer team won! YAY!! ;) I have some assorted, vintage daily Fragen, if you like? Ja?... What’ s the first thing you’ d do if you woke up one day and you were the opposite sex? What sexual activity do you consider totally off limits? What’ s the most flirtatious thing you’ve ever done? At what age did you first start having sexy thoughts and what prompted them? What did you think about the last time you masturbated? Danke, meine Lieben as always. Bis später. XD

Anonymous

Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! Huzzah for soccer! I myself went on a "proper hike" for the first time today with some of my coworkers. It was...interesting. At the start of a trailhead, one of them remarked casually that she would like to see a bear and a rattlesnake—"from a distance." NOT TWO MINUTES LATER, a bear and her cub walk out onto the trail in front of us. You've never seen three scientists turn and walk calmly away so quickly in your life. Neither seemed to have spotted us. So we went to an entirely different park to get just a little bit more of a hike in. And before we even get into the park, what is lurking next to the trail? A rattlesnake. I'm never going hiking with her again. And now, this: <b>Genderswap!</b> — I imagine I'd be a bit perplexed by what I have to assume are different sensations in certain areas. And then I'd probably freak out because none of my underwear or pants are prepared to handle this type of equipment. 😬 <b>That's a "no" from me</b> — Totally off-limits? 5000% would never talk me into under any circumstances, ever? Rape play. Nope, nuh-uh, no way, no how, not cool with me, no thank you. <b>Flirty fun</b> — On purpose? Because I'm told I've been flirty without realizing it. Probably dancing with a guy at a club at my friend's bachelorette party. It was early in the night, so there weren't a lot of people, and I jumped in with a small group of people and this guy was a little into it. Hilariously, he seemed to think me touching him (pushing him backward, etc) was flirtation, when what I was really doing was establishing physical boundaries for how close he could get to me. (He did listen, as it were. I never got uncomfortable.) <b>Sexy surmising schedule</b> — This is a weird one for me because when I have "sexy thoughts," they're never about me. I don't fantasize about having sex myself, for instance, nor about performing sex acts with anyone else. I write about it, sure, but there's a certain amount of distance in those fantasies; if I try to put myself in there, it's instant discomfort and a feeling of "this isn't me." But when I first started having "sexy thoughts" about characters? Mmm, I was probably 14 or 15. I was writing a sorta-romantic scene between two characters I had at the time, and then as it went, it quickly turned into them fucking on their living room couch. I remember being really weirded-out by it, because I knew nominally that this was a Thing I Was Supposed To Like, and yet...I didn't. I didn't hate it, it didn't gross me out (at the time; I spent a long while being grossed-out some years later); it was just...weird to me. Like, "why did you two start doing that? I don't get it. Can't you just...not do that?" Apparently, they couldn't. 🤷 <b>Frisky fantasies</b> — Since I never imagine myself in the role completely, I basically need some kind of escape to get the job done. Last time, it was supplied by a couple of G's audios—I think it was a series of <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/lost-for-words-17325934">Lost for Words</a>, <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/let-me-take-care-17462183">Let Me Take Care of You</a>, and <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/close-to-me-17754392">Close to Me</a>. (Yes, it really can take me that long.) I'm still a character to some degree when I listen, and those ones fit the character I wanted to be that time: quiet, comfortable, familiar, and intimate. Engaged with someone who understood how different things can be for me, and who wasn't put off by it or discouraged. For whom this was fun, and who cared to make it fun for me, too. In short, I was being a sap. :V But sappy is good sometimes.

Anonymous

Indeed, he doesn't need to worry about missing any amount of time he needs because we're supporting him - not his schedule. There's more than enough food on the table already and everyone seems to be having a great time to me! I think this heroic cook can afford a break. And unsurprisingly, I almost typed "cock". Whatever, here's me sending love again. The lovely Ellen Marie said it most eloquently, but just cos I must: when he's feeling down, we'll be there to feel him up. "That's what heroes get around here: creampies!" -Pippi Longstocking

Anonymous

I thought it was pretty ballsy, cleverly executed and hot to be taught guitar with those hilarious innuendos. Many a night have been "A Starry Night" lately. Sky here followed suit. I certainly "hope" I haven't flashed anyone. See now this feeling I'm feeling right now is how I know that that time of the month is imminent. No, not the gory one. THAT other, way, way filthier time. I swear I can SEE and SMELL, everything. Around me and in my ears. *Smirk* Makes me enjoy everything so much more. Sure makes up for every time I've recently gotten pissed because another reasonably-to-obviously-innocent video of Gael's has been removed. Ah well. Only gets me more motivated to raise some productive and methodical Hell.

Anonymous

Guten Morgen meine Lieben. A pleasant Montag to everyone. Ach ja. Montag yet again... meh... And it´ s already June! How time flies! :O I saw the first Glühwürmchen - fireflies yesterday, when I was little I always tried to put them in a jar and use them as a Leselampe - reading light. It never worked... hahaha. And don´ t worry, I always set them free again. :) Sooo... I´ m too lazy for the Fragen tonight. Is one of you in the mood? Bitte? Danke for your Fragen and answers. Bis dann. XD

Anonymous

Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! What, no Fragen yet? We can't have this! If I may... —If you ran away and joined the circus, which act would you most like to perform? —Do you dunk your cookies in milk or eat them dry? —If you see spare change lying on the sidewalk, do you pick it up? —Do you/have you ever kept a journal? That's all for now! Enjoy!

Anonymous

Hey all! So ... your advice, please. Situation: You're very, very, very ehm, aroused. You would kill for a man who'd put his tongue, fingers and male attachments to good use. Such a man is nearby. Totally mad about you. Has been for years. The thing is, you have a deadline. And the man is a very, very good friend. Plus you once let him know that no way ever would you want a relationship with him. He was upset for about two years. after that. You know you can handle being friends with benefits or even having a casual shag, but he's so sensitive you sometimes want to whack him around the head and tell him to grow up. Give him one finger, and he gives all of his. On your body. Which is what you want right now. Fingers. Tongue. To be filled, everywhere. But you don't want him to lay awake about something that's really only a question of relief and you definitely do not want to be bf-gf because you are good at keeping friends but really, really bad at relationships (although you're fine with lovers, affairs, casual encounters, one night stands etc etc. They're exciting and wild. Which is what you'd like to be.) Result: You have friendzoned yourself. FOR EVER. And you're still very horny. And working. Of course this is all about a friend, let's call her Gary. But this is FRAGEN-time, so let's get to it. Cirque Madeline: I'd be the ring master, of course! Dunk or dry? Dunk. I'm a great dunker. Soggy cookies, slrrrp yum. Spare change for me? I once found 300 euro in an ATM. I brought it back to the post office and had to beg them to try and find the owner. They eventually did. They never ever even said thank you. Grmbl. So far for Being Good. The secret diary of Madeline: yup, I used to be a journal keeper. It's gut cringing, totally embarrassing, buttock-clenching drama. With little hearts and comments. From my MOTHER. (care to join the club, Doctimus?) She's the reason I quit, She and my ridiculous younger self. Btw, did any of you burn their old diaries?

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Mädls. Hope everyone has a nice Dienstag? Yesterday I plucked the first cherries of the year. Delicious! I think I will make a pie today. :) Have to go and kick Li´ l Seanie in his tiny metal balls now... he´ s making strange sounds. Some quick this or that Fragen, ja? Living room or bedroom? Sandals or sneakers? Apples or oranges? Bagels or toast? Weird or crazy? Alice in Wonderland or Robinson Crusoe? Snow White or Cinderella? Milk or juice? Danke for your answers Schätzchen. Bis später. XD Danke Rey-Rey for yesterday´ s Fragen. :)

Anonymous

Oh, the friend zone. It often feels like being trapped in a room with no windows or doors. I’m not entirely sure how I got there, but I’ll likely never, ever find a way out 😐<br><br>I think Gary might be a bit stuck in this situation. There’s nothing wrong with a friends-with-benefits dynamic, nor is there anything wrong with a romantic relationship. But in order for either one to work out, both individuals need to be on the same page.<br><br>If the fellow with all of the sexy appendages still wants a romantic relationship while Gary categorically does not, that’s a big mismatch of goals right there. But even if Mr. Appendages or Gary is willing to give one of those dynamics a shot in the hopes that the other person will eventually change their preferences, some awkwardness or maybe even resentment will probably come up at some point.<br><br>That’s actually why my last relationship ended. My SO saw us as FWBs [or casual dating at the most], whereas I needed to have more of an emotional attachment that he was either unwilling or unable to provide. I don’t even know <i>why</i> he felt that way - I tried to discuss it with him on various occasions, and each time he would just shrug off my questions with a <i>"Let’s just live in the moment and take it as it comes, eh?"</i>.<br><br>(I’m sure "living in the moment" has its advantages, but to base an entire relationship on it? He was satisfied with it, but I grappled with lot of uncertainty, self-doubt, and even loneliness. Was I just not good enough to be considered girlfriend material? Was he going to drop me like a bad habit the moment he found someone more desirable? Was he actually going to support me during rough times? I couldn’t even ask him any of it because he was just so averse to talking about stuff that wasn’t superficial or light-hearted).<br><br>I tried to go along with it, but ultimately it just wasn’t working out. I didn’t want to try to change him because that wouldn’t have been fair of me to do, and I certainly didn’t want him to pressure <i>me</i> to change.<br><br><b>tl;dr</b> - As far as a Gary x Mr. Appendages arrangement goes, that’s a no from me 😦

Anonymous

-Bedroom, of course -Sandals, I wear Crocs all the time, with socks because my feet are sensitive &amp; I can't stand to not have socks on, all the time. -Apples way easier to eat Bagels, better with cream cheese -Weird is, well, just weird, but crazy can get really scary!

Anonymous

Hallo to Claudia and the Fraugen! Ooh, cherries! The area where I grew up was once rather known for them, but then they ripped out all the orchards and replaced them with...nothing. No, I'm not kidding. It's just vacant land. I imagine a few acres here and there have been made into subdivisions, but there was no plan for the land at the time. It was weird. And now, this: <b>Room of preference</b> — Erm...living room, I guess? It's got better insulation and climate-control than my bedroom has. <b>Toes out, toes in</b> — I have a weird toenail, so I prefer sneakers if I'm going out. <b>The classic comparison</b> — Speaking strictly of oranges, and not of clementines or the like, I'll choose an apple almost any day. <b>Breakfast carbs</b> — I've been partial lately to my bagels and their extra protein. <b>Peculiar-like</b> — Well, "weird" has somewhat fewer ableist connotations, so that'll do. <b>Wayward wanderers</b> — I read <i>Robinson Crusoe</i> in high school, and can I just say that my curriculum was RACIST AF OH MY GOD. But in the way that was like, "we're saying <i>nice</i> things about this Black guy, so we're not being racist." 😐 I know <i>Alice in Wonderland</i> was written under...questionable circumstances, but I've never read it, and perhaps I should someday. So that one. <b>But will the woodland creatures help me with my chores?</b> — Ummm...yeesh. In one case, her stepmother maligns and abuses her and locks her in an attic; in the other, she <i>literally tries to kill her</i>. (Several times, if you're reading an older version of the story!) I forget if both of them forced their stepmothers to don red-hot slippers and dance at their weddings, or if it was only Snow White. (Oh, yes. That's a thing you know now.) Hm. I suppose I'll say Cinderella, because she at least didn't have to escape <i>attempted murder</i> and in some versions of the story, the younger of the two stepsisters was either "less foul" or was even kind to her, in defiance of her mother and sister. Plus, she's just a little more relatable than Snow White. Living in a house in the middle of the woods with seven strange men? Wut? <b>Beverage preferences</b> — I've never been all that big on juices, even lemonades. So milk it is, though I suspect it'll have to go back to being non-dairy milk before too long.

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Living room or bedroom? You can sleep in a livingroom but not live in a bedroom. Well, *I* can, but I am weird. Sandals or sneakers? Sandals. I never got this sneaker thing. Lately I've started wearing heels and although I feel this does not look as elegant as i wish or hope, nobody has told me that I look like a drunk elephant in them. They're probably all looking at my new tits anyway. Apples or oranges? Depends. Apples are good to throw at people, whereas oranges just don't do the trick. Bagels or toast? Toast. At least toast doesn't have a hole in the middle, unless you try to spread cold butter on it, in which case if you are me, it's very easy to make toast more bagel-like. Weird or crazy? Depends on how good my day is. Today I think I categorize as crazy. Alice in Wonderland or Robinson Crusoe? Alice. The movie. Because of Alan Rickman. Snow White or Cinderella? So ... to take care of seven dwarfs, die b/c of apple, be put in a glass coffin and be woken by a prince, or have everything, then lose it to two bitches and their mom, rely on a couple of furry rodents to get me a dress, ride in a pumpkin, wear glass slippers and be found by a stupid prince who only recognizes me by my shoe size? As if my life as it is isn't hard enough already. Milk or juice? Milk. And a frother. And a coffee. Juice doesn't make good froth and does not combine well with either tea or coffee. Sorry juice, you loose.