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Seanie Does Softcore (Patreon)

Published:
2017-05-14 22:55:18
Edited:
2017-05-14 22:56:27
Imported:
2022-01

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seanie tries his arm...

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Seanie Does Softcore

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Comments

Anonymous

I had to laugh into my pillow, Oh my god that was....i'm not sure what the hell that was but it was something....I needed that laugh.

Trish

Oh no...here we go! 😆

Anonymous

I'm so tickled that "Shaft" is playing while Seanie displays his soft one!🤣

Anonymous

Two neutered puppies....omg, I'm dying!🐶🐶

Anonymous

You can't deny that Seanie has a way with words.

Anonymous

Have to say that Seanie is improving since his last audio -- at least no clothing malfunctions this time! LOL Now, if he can only get his mickey working...

Anonymous

The "cuddling and falling asleep in each other's arms" part would've been really romantic if Seanie hadn't planted the mental picture of whipping out his flaccid junk in the listener's mind. I mean, you don't mix something spicy, like jalapeños, into something sweet, like cherry pie. Because then it just makes the entire concoction taste very, very wrong. I've managed to suppress the aforementioned mental picture, but I couldn't suppress this mental audio dialogue: <i>Oh my God, Becky, look at his junk! It is so soft. It looks like A mini elephant trunk But, you know, who would keep an elephant He's only talking 'cause He doesn't know that he's a langer, 'kay? I mean, his junk, it's just so soft I can't believe it's so flaccid, it's like Flopping, I mean - gross. Look! He's just so...blah!</i> Ya like soft cocks and ye cannot lie And ya other <i>beours</i> can't deny That when I walk right in to drop beats up in this place With my willy in ya face Ya get wet, but it's not with sweat 'Cause ye know that ye want to get Deep in the shorts I'm wearing You're hooked and ya can't stop staring Oh baby, let me whisper to you And make me balls blue AG, he tried to warn me But my mickey will get ya so horny (Ya so horny!) So, what's the story? Ya say you'd rather listen to Gael? Well, pick me, pick me 'Cause I'm stealing all his lovelies Come to me attic And we'll get romantic I'll rap, fap And kiss ye while ye sit in me lap I'm tired of audios Where the willy always grows Ask the average <i>beour</i> and she'll tell you that You gotta start half-mast So, shawties! (Yeah!) Shawties! (Yeah!) Can I take ye home tonight? (Hell yeah!) So ye can touch it! (Touch it!) Touch it! (Touch it!) Touch me limp mickey 'Cause I'm soft core!<br><br>(Can you tell I'm bored as hell and sick of doing paperwork? 😝)

Anonymous
>>5181124

Okay, I am now voting for you as Seanie's official lyricist! 😂😂

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Schätzchen - my dears! A wonderful Montag - Monday to everyone. Hope you´ll have a great week! No Fragen - questions today, I´m in a hurry... have to repair my little kiln. The poor boy had a meltdown. Maybe I´ll come up with some questions later? Though I got not many answers for the last ones sowieso - anyway :( And... oh mein Gott! Seanie´s back!... ewwww... I refuse to listen!! Just to look at the pic is bad enough!! O.o Please Seanie... go back to Twitter and YT... bitte? Hm? Look, it´s much too boring here for you! *nods encouraging* At least he isn´t commenting here... his orthography gives me the shivers. So, enjoy your day... bis dann - see you XD

Anonymous

Hello, Claudia – so sorry to hear that your kiln had a meltdown. I hope that it is a relatively easy repair for you! To help you out, I thought I would post some questions, if that would be okay? Had a lot of time avoiding work today and thought of some for you. I will try not to do any repeats! Here goes: When you were growing up, whose pictures/posters did you have hanging on your wall? Three words that would describe your personality in real life. Describe your personal style. If your last sexual encounter were made into an erotic audio, what would be its title? If your life were made into a movie, what songs would be part of the soundtrack? And, in honor of Seanie’s latest foray into the world of erotica – what advice would you give to Seanie about picking up/seducing women? There you go! Have a lovely day, ladies!

Kathy M

Seanie, luv, you get an A for effort. No zippers this time and it sounded like some easy buttons to maneuver out of. As for the visual of face masks, a flaccid penis and the newly renamed attic you still got, well, you know, a little more umm...oh look there's Bobby! Gotta run!!! 🐶🏃‍♀️💕

Anonymous
>>5181697

Hallo, Frau Amy! I will attempt to answer your fine <i>Fragen</i> of the day!<br><br><b>On the walls:</b> My mom put up pictures of Jesus and Mary, and she let me put up my own drawings when I was child (they haven't gotten much better over the years). When I was a teenager and thought I was edgy, I put up satirical posters listing Murphy's law and the religious views of life: <img height="200" src="https://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/154/MPW-77306"> <b>My personality:</b> Introverted, (tries - and maybe fails? - to be) witty, and determined. <b>My personal style:</b> Do you mean in terms of clothes? If so, I like to keep things simple, comfortable, and colourful. On my days off I'll wear a T-shirt +/- a zip-up hoodie, jeans or leggings, and sneakers. In the workplace I'll wear a brightly-coloured blouse (pinks, purples, and teals are my favourite!), dress pants or fancier-looking leggings, and loafers. Not a huge fan of skirts, dresses, or heels, though. <b>Last sexual encounter:</b> "Playing Twister, but with Fucking"? "Vanilla with a Slice of Spanking and a Dash of Dirty Talk"? This is part of the reason why I don't make erotic audios 😝 <b>Soundtrack for my life:</b> Ahh, this is such an interesting question but it's so hard to answer! My list would go on forever, but here's a list of 11 songs that would be on there: -"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns n' Roses -"Stars" by Dubstar -"Victoria's Secret" by Sonata Arctica -"Independent Women, Part 1" by Destiny's Child -"I Choose" by The Offspring -"Keine Lust" by Rammstein -"The Tables Have Turned" by PAIN -"Survive" and "Nothing Stands in Our Way" by Lacuna Coil -"I Am A Scientist" by The Dandy Warhols -"Rest Calm" by Nightwish <b>Advice for Seanie re: the womenfolk:</b> Don't focus on trying to be a rapper, or a Casanova, or an erotic audio artist, or whatever scheme you have cooking in your mind. Just be your natural self. Your stories and musings during your birthday ramble were the best parts of it! A guy who makes friends with an elephant, plays practical (but not malicious) jokes on his brother, and can use the analogy of a centipede ripping off its legs when it comes to dealing with bullying is a fucking catch, my friend. And not just a <i>"Well, it's either pick this guy or die alone"</i> sort of catch, but more like a legitimately cool <i>"This guy's funny and unique and maybe more of an acquired taste, but I think I could dig it"</i> option. 😎👍

Anonymous
>>5181472

Oh no! I hope you're able to fix the kiln soon. Show that kiln who's boss! 🛠🔩

Anonymous

Seanie's bae. 😍😍

Anonymous

Lolol why Seanie why! Bless his heart he tries so hard. Lolol the music selection alone had me rolling! A++for effort!

Anonymous

That Seanie pic... creeps me out. His writing looks strangely German. Bahaha... ewwww... XP

Anonymous

ahww, ahww, this is so cute, 'softcore'. But, but, 'soft mickey' - I'd think Seanie would be 'permanent hardcore'.

Prue

I had to grab my pillow to quiet my laughs. I can't handle Seanie's charms.

Anonymous

I was laughing so hard I fell off the couch. 'Nuff said.