January Grab Bag of Mystery: David Does Slam Poetry (Patreon)

Each month, you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. January's Grab Bag of Mystery perk is another installment of David Does! No one is prepared for David's one-of-a-kind slam poetry. What are your favorite (or least favorite) lines? If you want to see more David Does, check out the Grab Bag of Mystery Collection!