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Based on the Archie Comics Characters…?

In 2013, Jake, Mike, and I had the idea to watch only the first and last episodes of a show and then try to figure out what we missed in between. We started with Secret Life of the American Teenager, and the results were wild.

Now, 10 years later, we’re bringing the idea back for…

Riverdale.

“Wait isn’t that the little TV show they made a while back about those old Archie comics?” Oh hunny. You have no fucking idea.

If I listed any of the insane shit that we have witnessed while watching the first and last episodes of every season of this show, you would not believe me. This is truly an unbelievable PMI journey for the ages.

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Abby Mason

God rest your souls for season 5.... The fact that you're not watching an important episode is very very exciting to me. As I've watched this show in the last two seasons, I just get really high and watch it like a comedy. It's very easy to get through if it's all nonsense.

Jessie Bryson

Rewatching old episodes with y’all while currently watching while it airs is so jarring. Oh how far we’ve come 😂

Anonymous

I've watched every single season of Riverdale its an acid trip. The first time I watched I was in fact on acid and I ll never watch sober.

Laura

words cannot describe how happy i am that you noticed the "papa poutine" line

Ashley Lynne Evans (edited)

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2023-07-18 14:09:21 I don't remember a lot about season 2 tbh but the thing that sticks out in my memory the most is Betty doing a striptease at the Whyte Wyrm while singing Mad World from Donnie Darko
2023-07-18 06:06:12

prettymuchit

we didn't see that, but we did get to witness what i call a "mad world moment" in one of these premieres or finales

My name is very fucking Tom Cruised!

One thing that drew me into the show when it first came out was the adult cast. Something cool about having a bunch of 80s-90s heartthrobs playing parents and basically passing the sexy baton over to the next generation. Bettys dad was in a bunch of comedies (scary movie etc) and direct to tv horror movies, but he's done a ton of stuff all round. My mom walked into the room a few years back as I was watching an episode and I was amazed by how many of the adult cast she recognized. A lot of "wowww i havent seen him in years!". Second thing that made me like the show was that it came out during my senior year of high school, and it was all the rage. And me having red hair was all of a sudden a gift from god, helped me score a few dates! Shit was like wildfire. Scored the nickname "Archiekins" which made me sick to my stomach, but I went with it.

Kayla Foley

“What happened??” 20 episodes of rapid-fire crazy shit is what happened!!! So sad yall missed out on the deeply homoerotic wrestling episode about Archie & Hiram Lodge 😂😂😂