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Jupiter Ascending was sci-fi, 365 Dni was horny, and this movie is both!

Chaos Walking stars, I assume much to their chagrin, Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley, in an adaptation of a YA novel that only works on the page, if even. Directed by the guy who made Edge of Tomorrow (but also Jumper), this movie has been sitting on a shelf for years as far as I know and perhaps it should have stayed there. Not only is it boring, but it's also predictable because we solved the big twist ending very early on... or did we?

Alan is back for this one, because who else would I watch horny sci-fi with?

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