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Hunny, it's time to put the kids to bed. 😏

Oh... you ARE a kid?

GO TO BED!!!

Considered by many to be the polish Fifty Shades of Grey, 365 Days shot straight to the #1 spot on Netflix's Top 10 and is essentially porn. Actually it's not just any porn, it's specifically kidnapping porn. Literally, it is about a man keeping a woman captive and forcing her to fall in love with him. I can't be the only person getting mixed messages from society here, right?

For this porn viewing I am joined by my buddy Alan, who I have not previously watched porn with but I had fun so maybe we will again soon!

I swear to God I saw the side of a penis in this, but you be the judge.

Enjoy!!

- Eric

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Watch Us Watch | 365 Days (365 Dni)

Comments

Alyssa Duhaney

did not see this one coming 😅

Anonymous

Omg I was literally gonna ask you to watch this

Attira Perry

The movies I watch because of PMI...

April Samber

Guess we're watching porn together now. I didn't know this is where my Friday evening was going but...here we are.

Jordanna Bashir

Godamnit. Now I HAVE to watch it

Agustina Luna

Omg I know how bad this is so I can't wait to watch it with you guys. Now that you've watched this and Fifty Shades, if you could only watch one of these movies for the rest of your life (and no other movie) how would you kill yourself?

Devin Biello

Was told by a friend how horrible this is. I knew I had to wait for your track! 😂

Anonymous

oh my god

Emma P.

I watched this with my friend and we hated every second of it, so if I have to watch it again at least it is with you.

Anonymous

i saw the side penis as well. this movie was supposed to be on the hub

Emily Collier

i'm glad this is happening after quarantine cause I don't think i could handle this with eric alone in his van

TianaBee

i hate that i’m about to watch this movie for a second time how did i not guess that you would do this

Span King Monkeys

I don't know how I feel about watching such a dirty movie with my funny bois....TO HELL WITH IT!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!

Brooke Tolofson

literally no one: eric: I WANNA SEE HIS COCK

AuthenticApathy

Is this the fabled Alan?? THE Alan??? Of myth and legend?!

Diana

@57:47 Eric slams his hand on his knee and whispers "fuck, no dick." Him being extremely disappointed in the lack of peen in this film is hilarious.

Maka Chan

Yall fucking, Austin power? Lmao I was reminded of,the absolute ridiculousness and liked to hear your thoughts and reactions lmao

April Samber

In case anyone was wondering: angelmamii7

Tina D

I'm convinced they didn't show his dick because it's incredibly underwhelming.

ellelouise bell

thank god there's a commentary track bc i could not bring myself to watch this movie alone

Liz

I haven't finished the commentary, but in case you guys don't know the main actor sings the first song that is played in the movie (he sings another one but I'm not sure when it's played) lol

Allison Grace

Gaspar Noe's LOVE next lol

Fran

oh no i just finished watching this and now i have to watch it again

melanie

the fact that u guys uploaded this at 6am here.... and i've been avoiding this but now i have to watch it i guess

Tardisinthesky

I KNEW it was angel mamii just from the description!!!

Austin R

Love you guys and the track is great, but this movie is so disgusting I couldn't get through it. The way there's very minimal consent just made me feel very icky throughout

Elisabeth S. C.

I honestly ended up listening to the track like a podcast, the movie was that atrocious. The whole "I'm going to kidnap you and abuse you until you love me" non-existent plot might have been the issue, who knows... I do believe they sold a high-production Italian/Polish softcore porn to Netflix and they weren't even bothered.

Anonymous

Can’t wait until Eric finds out that Massimo himself sang a lot of those songs.

Anonymous

Eric, I would like to do karaoke with you one day

Juan Diaz

The whole “Green Eggs and Slam”/Eat it in a boat bit had me gasping for air😂😂

Connor Clarey

Alright now we need a sequel with a drug dealer named Van Helsing, Van and Massimo have a big end battle where it’s just an orgy with there kidnapped wives ..... lmao can I get my Oscar yet

David Sayan

The actor is singing those songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minty Fresh

first off the main character had my mothers name. secondly wtf was that ending lol

Hannah White

I can’t get over imagine dragons...

Nicholas Janzen

We do NOT tolerate any sass towards the queen Angelmamii

Bonnie Hay

that "twiiiiiins" from Eric had big Scott Aukerman energy

Lilli

Your actually not that far off from the plot of the next two book 😬

Anonymous

I looked up the synopsis for the 2nd and 3rd books and oh my god: massimo has a secret British twin, Laura gets kidnapped by another mafia boss and falls in love w him and then somehow gets shot and loses the baby. Oh and massimo shoots her dog and sends it to her in a box. What kind of drugs was the author on??

Abby Mason

I for one want to know Eric's theory about Osama Bin Laden being alive

prettymuchit

It’s times like these when I absolutely love having a bad memory and not remembering what I possibly said to warrant this comment hahaha

Liv Sutcliffe

ok gonna watch this because you released the sequel and idk if you’ll see this but at the start are you talking about Demi Adejuyigbe ?? because I love having 2 of my faves combined in this moment !!! if not … never mind !