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Hunny, it's time to put the kids to bed. 😏

Oh... you ARE a kid?

GO TO BED!!!

Considered by many to be the polish Fifty Shades of Grey, 365 Days shot straight to the #1 spot on Netflix's Top 10 and is essentially porn. Actually it's not just any porn, it's specifically kidnapping porn. Literally, it is about a man keeping a woman captive and forcing her to fall in love with him. I can't be the only person getting mixed messages from society here, right?

For this porn viewing I am joined by my buddy Alan, who I have not previously watched porn with but I had fun so maybe we will again soon!

I swear to God I saw the side of a penis in this, but you be the judge.

Enjoy!!

- Eric

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Luke Stirpe

First, have paused and can confirm that you see penis multiple times. Second, can we get a new Patreon Tier for porn commentaries?

Sarah Murphy

I think I'm not alone in saying - YOU NEED TO DO SEX/LIFE NEXT