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This old commentary track has been edited and re-released. For a few years we went through a sort of "anti-PC" phase and used hurtful language in an attempt to be edgy, but in reality it was just shitty. We can now assure you that this track is safe for all to enjoy!

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THE MASTER OF DISGUISE IS A NIGHTMARE

🎧 Download this full commentary track for free: https://patreon.com/posts/211763 ✅ Follow me: http://instagram.com/striffleric 🎤 Guests: http://twitter.com/jakebaldino & https://youtube.com/c/MikePeterson91 💬 Join us on Discord! http://discord.prettymuch.it 📺 Watch more of our commentary videos... https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyqhcz5TY4jKivlXT5dO_1rAan4FjwL91 🧬 Produced by: http://existence.media Plot (via Wiki): In 1979 Palermo, Italy, Fabbrizio Disguisey, the latest in a long line of secret agents known as "Masters of Disguise", breaks up a smuggling ring run by the evil Devlin Bowman while disguised as Bo Derek. Not wanting his infant son Pistachio to receive the same dangerous future lifestyle as he and his lineage, Fabbrizio decides to keep his family's nature a secret. Twenty-three years later, Fabbrizio runs an Italian restaurant in an unnamed town in America with his wife and son Pistachio. Released from prison three years earlier, Bowman and his henchmen kidnap Fabbrizio and his wife, forcing Fabbrizio to use his talents to steal legendary artifacts around the world to reestablish Bowman's smuggling ring. After Fabbrizio's disappearance, Pistachio is visited by his grandfather, who reveals Pistachio's heritage and begins training him. Pistachio gets the basics down and his grandfather gets him an assistant, Jennifer Baker, who is a little confused about what the job entails. The two find one of Bowman's cigars in the alley where his parents were kidnapped which leads them to the Turtle Club where it was made and they learn of Bowman's scheme, as well as that he will be at an antiques fair the next day. Pistachio and Jennifer go to the fair, with Pistachio disguised as an elderly woman. Bowman invites Jennifer to a party at his house. Pistachio goes to the party in disguise and distracts Bowman while Jennifer looks for clues. That night, Pistachio and Jennifer look through the clues. Bowman's men kidnap Jennifer, so Pistachio talks to his grandfather via a crystal ball and comes up with a scheme to break into Bowman's lair to rescue Jennifer and his parents. They confront Bowman who has attached a mask of his face to Fabbrizio's head. While the real Bowman escapes, Pistachio fights his father, who is brainwashed to think he is Bowman. In the end, Pistachio helps his father snap out of his trance, and they free Pistachio's mother and return the artifacts. Pistachio marries Jennifer and becomes an official Master of Disguise. However, they eventually realize that Bowman still got away and has the United States Constitution with him. The Disguiseys locate Bowman in Costa Rica, defeat him in their disguises, and retrieve the Constitution. This is an audio commentary ONLY. It is meant to be watched along with the movie so you can raise or lower the volume on the commentary or the movie itself as you wish. #themasterofdisguise #turtleclub #911

Comments

Luis Laboy

This movie is crazy and something that is also crazy is that they didn’t realize that Dana Carvey‘s character as a little kid where he blows up that chemical in class, those two kids (pre burn and post burn)were Cole and Dylan Sprouse

Tom Brown

I love that jake keeps saying sorry for laughing lol. Def one of his fav movies 💅💅

DUG

I loved watching this on mute with y’all 😂😂