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Ninja-ing Woodstock, Back-ing to the Garden....we begin. Talk to me.

  • LETS DO THIS. I'm here, or can get to Woodstock on almost no notice. 36
  • I'm down! I'm near! But I need at least 2-3 days notice... 56
  • I'm around...but I need at least a week or so notice. 103
  • I am pretty far away but will move mountains to get there for ninja-ing. 74
  • I am real far away and can never come to Woodstock. I love and miss you all. 424
  • I am wherever, but don't come to in-person events. HAVE FUN. 24
  • Other. (Comment below) 46
  • 2023-03-24
  • 763 votes
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Content

Good Morning my loves.

I would like to open today with a song by Joni for you.

Greetings from the origin spot: Woodstock, NY, where I am posting this as the birds return for the season. It's officially spring (as of the 20th! I just googled).

Long story short: I wanna start doing some free, spontaneous patron-only ninja gigs/gatherings in pop-up spots around Woodstock. 

Who can come and how much notice do you need? Please answer in the poll, and leave a comment if the poll didn't quite capture your answer.

........



Woodstock, 1969

Long story:

I cannot thank you all enough for your comments on yesterday's piece of writing (Lube and Churchbells). I did a couple litte livestream-readings of the best chunk of the piece yesterday online, this facebook reading really teared me up if you wanna go watch it. Reading about you, and how you are doing, and why this hit you, and even what you were doing and drinking while you read/watched it..it just made me so happy. I am finding my little bells all around you. Me and you, the cow and church bells.

I live in a place known for being both a church and a cow bell.

Woodstock, New York, a place about which I have very complicated feelings, for many reasons. I'm gonna work through it all, and tell you all about it, but I need your help.

On that note, I post this poll.

I want to get together (and feel all right) with the patron community, and I don't want it to be a big deal, and I don't want to have to plan too much, or book venues and sell tickets.

I want these patron events/gatherings to be free, but I need to gauge HOW MANY PEOPLE MIGHT COME, so I can figure how and where to do them.

I may also do some of these events for just the $5/$10 patrons, to have some of them tinier, and some of them bigger.

I'd like to just squat in some local spaces (Woodstock has plenty), or even meet outside (somewhere there's a lotta parking) if the day is nice.

I want to be able to gather in a small-ish group, talk, eat, drink, meet you, spend some times, strum a Ukulele, meet your kids, pet your dogs, tell you what I'm up to...you know. 

Be together in a place. Hang. Hug. Heal.

Now....I am not in the thick of the city, I'm in the WOODS, people.

Woodstock is here:


If you want to come from NY, it’s about a 2 hour drive. From Boston it’s more like 3. And from Boston and NY, there are busses. If you take the train from NY penn to Rhinecliff, it’s about a 30 minute cab ride or carpool from the station.

I tried to use my imagination to put every possible answer in the poll, but I know I can never think of everything. So I'm reading comments, just tell me about you, where you are, and what it would mean to get here.

I mean, in 1969, 500,000 people got here.



I know you can all get here eventually if you need to. There's only 10,000 of you.

But I know there are people from the area - from all around upstate, Albany, and even from Northampton, NYC, Boston, and all that. You might like a random reason to drive to Woodstock, NY. It's gorgeous here, and I need to stick close to home for many reasons.

Let's do this.

The first gathering may be as soon as this coming week. As soon as I announce anything, I’ll also make a thread on the shadowbox so people can rideshare, find crash space and friends, and share info and plans.

This will be - a promise you - an ongoing, rolling affair.

This is also what the patreon is FOR.

Talk to me. I'm readin'.

XX

A


Well, I came upon a child of God

He was walking along the road

And I asked him, Tell me, where are you going

This he told me


Said, I'm going down to Yasgur's Farm

Gonna join in a rock and roll band

Got to get back to the land and set my soul free


We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden


Well, then can I roam beside you?

I have come to lose the smog,

And I feel myself a cog in somethin' turning

And maybe it's the time of year

Yes and maybe it's the time of man

And I don't know who I am

But life is for learning


We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden


We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden


By the time we got to Woodstock

We were half a million strong

And everywhere was a song and a celebration

And I dreamed I saw the bomber death planes

Riding shotgun in the sky,

Turning into butterflies

Above our nation

We are stardust, we are golden

We are caught in the devils bargain

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

Comments

Anonymous

I am real far away, but I come closer periodically and if I had like... a month (or two, or three!) notice, I could probably (and would like to) turn that "closer" into right there right then. PS, yes I have ADHD. Did the parentheses give it away yet? 😁

Anonymous

Of course! I’m in Kingston and spend most weekends in Woodstock so would just need a day or two notice. Amanda, text me if you need help gathering or setting anything up! Also always happy to offer free Reiki/counseling/body work to any friend of yours, as you know. 845.383.0137 Love love, Kristina @ Kingston Reiki

Anonymous

Amanda--at least two of us will be in town next week and would LOVE to see you again! We are seeing Third Eye Blind in Albany on the 28th, then will be in Woodstock the rest of the week. We'll be attending the Woodstock Bookfest, but Wednesday night is open and Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday during the day. We are staying right near the library. PS--I first met you at the Bookfest in 2018, and seeing you perform "In My Mind," then reading your book changed my life. Been a patron ever since!

Deniz Bevan

I'd need huge advance notice... I'm in Europe with young kids... Can we do a Paris or Geneva or London version, too? &lt;3

Anonymous

I couldn’t do this for several reasons at this moment in time. However,I’m going to go ahead and apply for the scholarship just to apply. Get off my ass and write something. Like an attention getting egotistical form of self-discipline?

Anonymous

I have a life-threatening case of FOMO

Anonymous

Live in the UK, don’t have the money to come to see you unfortunately x

Stephanie Rowe

I would move or fly over a mountain or two, but likely if an event or two were paired up with a ninja gig.

Anonymous

I'm in St. Louis and, as much as I would love to come, I just won't be capable of making it any time soon. I wish I could. I need hugs and hang out time with like-minded people.

Anonymous

I would need at least two weeks' notice, and would hope the event takes place on a Friday or Saturday

Anonymous

Other: also weekends, and still a maybe.

Anonymous

I voted that I live far but could move mountains. I really would love to go to Woodstock sometime. I may have an opprtunity to travel to NY sometime. But it isn’t guaranteed . It would have to be like if the olanets were aligned or kismet or something. But I am very interested in attending a ninja patreon shindig.

Christine Webb

We'd totally come down from Maine but do need at least a few days notice.

Suzanne

Work is still in PA and I had a blast last time! We're coming out for your shows, I've decided it's worth it to travel for something I want. I'll even pick up Angel on the way!

Tam Power

Eek, I really actually, really might be able to do it

Anonymous

I live in the uk and sadly a trip to Woodstock will always be out of my financial reach

Tym Rourke

Totally down for this - 3 hour drive but love the idea of outdoor spaces where family and four legged fan can come dance in the wind, with enough notice as I have a lot between the four legged and the two legged, there are a lot of legs that need to be walking in the same direction. Easier in summer, perhaps - but game to a least try whenever

Anonymous

Finland here. Would be astonishing to go, but sadly not in the cards.

SewTara

Meh, what’s a 6-7 hour drive and a border crossing?! No big deal 😂

Anonymous

I'm very far away... never say never but I couldn't even get to Waiheke 😏

Jen Kiaba

I’m across the river near Rhinebeck. As long as my almost one year olds nap schedule and tolerance for the car align, I’m down to gather

Anonymous

I live far away but never say never! I am busy in Colorado all summer but aspire to visit the northeast this fall. I am patient as heck for stars 🌟 to align.

Anonymous

Germany is not actually so far away that I couldn’t come to Woodstock (I’ve flown to the states for Dresden Dolls concerts in the past), but it is a bit too far for ninja gigs… I’ll hopefully wait for European appearances!

Amy Cox Henderson

Stuck in Missouri. No way to get to you. Hope you’ll come to Kansas City, again 🥰😜

Anonymous

Never say never but I'm in NC and the likelihood of stars aligning for such a trip is low. Still a dream 🌟

Anonymous

In July, I'll be in NY for 6 months and would love to come to Woodstock for a hang. See ya'll at camp

Anonymous

Lisa and I will be there this week for bookfest!! Normally we are stuck in Chicago! It would be so cool!

Gabrielle Shearer

I could maybe do this sometime but I live on the west coast amd work, so I need 2+ weeks notice to find dog care and go awol

Skyeanna Malito

I don't want to say NEVER, but I'm in Oregon, and I have three kids, so it would be a serious undertaking that I definitely don't have energy for right now.

Anonymous

It's about a 7 hour drive from me to Woodstock and I pulled it off in November for the Dolls weekend but it absolutely required a "move mountains" level of organization that started as soon as the Dolls show weekend was announced (LONG before tickets went on sale) and I just don't have that in me for a ninja gig, and definitely is a no-go on less than a few months' notice at this particular stage in my life.

Anonymous

I'm in West NY and can't drive— it would hinge on some community-based ninjaing but if I could secure a carpool ride or something, I would be so very there!

Rhiannon Crutchley

I AM very far away from Woodstock. Northampton, England I'm afraid. But hey, never say never xx

Lindsay Rickman

Working on my job promotion and auto loan and mortgage but sooo stoked for everyone on this! Have an amazing event!

Anonymous

I’m not terribly far, Georgia. But it would take some major thinking and preparing to get there. Also, I’m having a seriously shitty week. And you were the person I wanted to vent to. Like you just appeared in my mind. So I’m going to ramble here for a moment and if you see it then it was meant to be seen. I have PMDD and this is my bad week. So irritable, skin crawling, weeping, overwhelmed nonsense. On top of that my dog is dying. It’s costing a fortune to figure out what is happening with her and I just have a gut feeling that it won’t be fixable. My husbands aunt died last Friday and we had the funeral yesterday. It was so hard. Then today my son pitched a baseball to my husband and knocked out his two front teeth. What is that going to cost???? I know everyone is struggling. But it just feels like things are too much for me this week. I am in grad school to be a therapist and sometimes I just think how completely unprepared I am to help others when my own mind is such a shitshow most of the time. Anyway. I’m hiding in the bathroom so I can cry for a minute. Better get back out there now. I’ll definitely try to get to a ninja’ing at some point. ❤️

Anonymous

In the Midwest, and it was a rare treat to be able to journey East last fall to see the DD reunion at the Colony, but that took luck of the calendar, vacation funds, and a few weeks of advance notice. But, never say never...

Anna McCotter

Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will move the world.

Tessara Anchales

It’s very unlikely I’d make it from California, but never say never! With enough warning I would love to use your music as an excuse to visit New York state :)

Anonymous

*weird response.. Yes, it's bad. Sorry.* "I would sell my soul to come and play, even just to meet you for a day.. If it wasnt for New Zealand being such a distance.. There is no way I would have missed this.. Please dont think I'm full of excuses, I live with chronic pain and my left leg is useless.. But I will make a promise to you as a patreon, that I will book the flight one day and I will make it happen. For now i will dream and imagine the day, when i meet AFP and hear her ukelele play. To hear her voice, and feel her around me, A spirit so bright I can feel it inside me. I hope this isnt too much, or you find it too weird. I'm just trying to express to you what's in my head. This was meant to be so simple, or that was the plan.. Just to say that I love you, and I'm a huge fan, but in a healthy way, unlike Eminem's 'Stan'. Thank you so much for the love that you share, so brutal, honest and bare.. People like you are incredibly rare.. Ah, I've said too much, I'll stop myself here.. but do know I love you, and I'm going nowhere.* PS.- sorry to anyone who actually read that..

Anonymous

One day soon I hope to be able to see you again. I almost got up the nerve/got organized to come up for the first Woodstock show, but got overwhelmed and then it was sold out. I'm in NC so it would take a few days to plan for a trip to NY.

Karen Krebser

I just can't, but I love that other people can. &lt;3

Anonymous

This would be the Woodstock I would camp out for! I said need a couple of days’ notice, but really I could go with the kids and send messages to school and work on the way that plans have changed, I need to be.

C.J. Collier

Never is too strong a word. Come see me in person and convince me to do it! Hearts! 💕

EvilElitest

I'm sorry I missed this, but if you want fun stuff to do in upstate NY around that area, there are some great local theaters in Rhinebeck and Kingston and the Tivoli Bays are beautiful