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HELLO DEAR ONES.

first of alllll....THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING THE SURVEY QUESTIONS. at last count, 785 of you have commented. if you haven't had a chance to take 5 minutes to answer some really important questions about the patreon process and how you FEEEEEEL, do it: https://www.patreon.com/posts/hello-my-loves-i-7417576 

this photo of ash, playing dead, was taken outside the front door of his cousin helen, 98. i thought you'd enjoy it as much as i did. i'll write in greater detail about our helen visit (yes, that helen, the one who fictionally turned 99 in "a mother's confession"  if you listened to the song and read the footnotes) when i get to cuba and get a chance to crack my long-form writing muscles. we just came from visiting one of helen's greatest contributions to planet earth...the holocaust memorial she helped design in miami. i don't have the words yet, i will form them later. 

meanwhile...greetings from key west, florida, where jason and jherek and i are about to throw down in JUDY BLUME'S NEW BOOKSTORE. when i am judy blume's age, i will probably finally be getting around to opening my fantasy speakeasy cabaret. but when you're judy blume...you open a bookstore. 

i'm actually maybe lying about that. i won't wait until i'm judy blume's age. if i don't open a speakeasy cabaret by the time i'm 50, i'll be sad. stay tuned. i might even try to open one this summer/fall in new york city. i'm not kidding. i need to do this to feel potent in the era of trump. weimar II is upon us?

eenyway. this whole florida leg of the tour happened because judy wanted to meet the baby. this is how life should be: you arrange shows around requests from author-heroes who want baby cuddles. i think there's still a handful of tickets left, and the whole show is a benefit for the ACLU, so if you know ANYBODY in the florida keys , TELL THEM, the show is TONIGHT. (or if you're in florida and feel like roadtripping to key west today...) link: https://www.z2systems.com/np/clients/tskw/eventRegistration.jsp?event=1980&  

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in other news:

if you missed the memo, i'm heading to CUBA in a few days.

why did this happen, you ask?

i'll tell you. so this past spring i went to banff, canada, for something called TEDFsummit, which was basically the TED powers-that-be inviting 1,000 TEDx organizers, speakers, staff and so forth to all hang out and socialize (and see more TED talks, because where there are TED people, there are TED talks). i was alone with ash on the trip,  with my friend fiona helping with ash-duty, and in the middle of being overwhlemed by life, the future, choices, and existence. i hadn't yet made plans from the winter pre-australia. while the storm swirled, i ran into the author and blogger hugh howey (he wrote "wool" if you've read it). hugh is a fucking trip of a human and i've known him from various weird encounters for a few years. he LIVES on a boat and just pooters around and writes and blogs every day as he lives the fantasy life of a marine transient. he invited me to come visit/stay on his boat anytime i wanted to. was the baby invited? fuck yes, he said. and, me being in my swirl-world, i asked where he was going this coming year, and when he said "cuba in december", i just said "YES". and then i ran into andres levin, another total TED-related nutball (he runs TEDxHabana), who said he'd be able to get me a show, and it was a done deal. the show is FREE to the public and we have no idea if 30 or 3,000 people are going to come. there's almost no internet in cuba, and as far as i know, i have no fans in cuba. but how would i know? i only know if i have fans somewhere if they tell me on the internet.

so here's a favor: if you know anybody in cuba...tell them about the show. 

here's the link, it's in an amazing-looking arts space called fábrica. http://www.fac.cu/ 

this all happened, by the by before fidel castro died. we'll be arriving in the window right after the country has been in a mandated period of mourning.

so....anyone feel like visiting cuba? it's possibly NOW OR NEVER.

in all seriousness...i believe nothing doesn't ever not happen for no reason (how do you like that quadruple-negative).

since i always want my friends around me, i asked jason webley and jherek and mayumi if they wanted to join in the fun (how often do you get to play a random show in cuba?) and they said yes. but once we got jherek involved, we had to hunt for strings. and i asked andres if he had any connections to strings, and he introduced us to the UN-FUCKING-BELIEVEABLE *ALL FEMALE* CUBAN STRING ENSEMBLE "CAMERATA ROMEU". just watch them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvR3yvDC3ZE 

and so, there it is. show in cuba. 

and since i have this patreon to fund things...i am going to try to get a film crew together in cuba to do....some things. maybe some documentary stuff, maybe a surpise music video (fingers crossed), we'll see what materializes when i get down there.

on that note: do any of y'all have any:

-recommendations for specific places to go in havana (besides the classic tourist attractions?)

-questions about cuba/havana/the political situation that you WANT US TO ADDRESS if i film a documentary and am talking to a bunch of cubans? ASK.

....i'm connecting with a handful of people in the LGBTQ scene down there...it should all be really fascinating.

these times.....i'll tell ya.

and a heads-up:  i won't be able to post very much (if it all) from about december 15th-new years (i'll be on my way to woodford festival in australia around december 26th-28th ...wish me luck on the fucking 30+ hour plane journey with a baby). 

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AUSTRALIA NEWSES!!!!!!!:::

last may I wrote a sermon for the School of Life at an event in london covering the topics of making art, motherhood and, y'know, life itself. the series has little outposts all over the world, including melbourne....so.....i invited a partner in crime to join me for another round: the incredibly talented miss missy higgins. 

it'll take place at the astor theatre in st. kilda (saint kiiiiildaaaaaa ). we'll talk deep shiznit about music and process motherhood, i'll play some songs, missy will play some songs, and maybe we'll even play some songs TOGETHERRRRR. 

and since this is going to be a once-in-a-lifetime gig, i may also try to do some-patreon-THING with it...maybe create a little missy&me film for you. i love her attitude towards life, and since we'll be hitting some heavy topics and getting deep into our experiences of being an artist, being a parent and all that comes with it...the happy, the sad, the complicated....i figure we should capture it. maybe podcast instead of video? not sure. hit me with thoughts. i keep trying to remind myself that not everything needs to be video and visual, especially if it's mostly about the CONVERSATION. we are talking heads.

ANYWAY if you're IN MELBOURNE, the tickets will FLY....HERE:
http://www.theschooloflife.com/melbourne/shop/classroom/special-event/amanda-palmer-missy-higgins-on-motherhood.html 

Sunday, January 15
The Astor Theatre
St. Kilda

and

 one LAST AUSTRALIA SHOW announcement news.....

i'm coming to CAIRNS on march 11th!!

more bucket list....i wanted to visit the great barrier reef before it's gone. 

it's Saturday, March 11 at Tanks Arts Centre. tickets go on sale 9am local time, wednesday, december 14th. here's the link. there's no pre-sale for patrons, but then i figure i probably have about 3 patrons in cairns, if that....

http://www.ticketlink.com.au/whats-on/popular-music/amanda-palmer 

phew

THAT'S ALL MY LOVES.

xxxx
AFP

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Anonymous

If you're attending the Amanda's Cairns show please reply to this post. Amanda says we should email superkate (superkate@amandapalmer.net) and tell her to tell jordan to tape off some seats for patrons that night. so I'm trying to get a list of names together.

Anonymous

Podcast or video? I think a visual is always nice to go with audio BUT I'm pretty easy to please. I say go with what feels right for the environment you'll be in.

Anonymous

By the way, I just read this about problems with exchanging money in Cuba. If you are unaware, you should read before you go: <a href="http://observer.com/2016/12/broke-havana/?utm_source=fark&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=ta" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://observer.com/2016/12/broke-havana/?utm_source=fark&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=ta</a>

Anonymous

So glad you stopped in Florida, and I finally got to see your show! AMAZED that you can give a killer performance, share love with your fans, go home to be a mother/wife...then get up and do it all again. (And you've been touring for 15 years?!) You're my rock star hero! Have a great time in Cuba!! (Everything will be ok with the trip and the baby.) x

Anonymous

Open a speakeasy cabaret in Wisconsin we desperately need one here. NYC is cool too though if that's what you get to but in this time of Trump both would be better

Dorraine Baines

Ohmigosh, seriously? Cuba? Boat living with Hugh Howey? Merry Christmas, lady! This one will be memorable! Have fun, you guys!

Anonymous

Amanda Palmer and Missy Higgins double bill on the other side of the world. I love St Kilda too. FML. If you could do something together in the UK that would be grand although tbh, I'd be worried my number was up if those stars align.

Anonymous

Hey Andrew, I emailed superkate today with me and my three friends names. It would be very cool to get 'special' seating, and not be sitting behind a pole😩. Do you think AFP was joking about the 3 Patrons in Cairns? Cheers, Clare

Anonymous

Hi Clare. It wouldn't surprise me if there were only three of us. Maybe we'll find out March :) I was thinking we'd need to submit all names together but I guess there.'s no need for that. I'll email superkate later tonight.

Anonymous

Just audio could be great too for a conversation. Whatever the form: podcast, audiobook, or a spoken track on an album like in An Evening with Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer. Or whatever you feel like doing at the time (just audio, audio&amp;video, audio&amp;transcript, audio&amp;visual art, or pretty much any f*ing awesome idea you come up with at that time).

Francine Hibiscus

I am so sad that you were in the turf of my heart, South Florida, and I was not. And CUBA!! EXCITEMENT!!!! But really the best thing ever, and why I am so happy? Is that you and Neil don't treat Ash like some delicate breakable thing. he is on the FLOOR of a HOTEL HALLWAY IMAGINE!!!!! And he is not, you know, dead. FROM THE GERMS!!!!!

Anonymous

Yes, yes YES to a Cuba doco!!!! x

Anonymous

Cuba is on my bucket list, possibly middle of 2017 for a visit. OMB - Missy Higgins and yourself is bound to be an outrageous abundance of power and poetry. Excited about seeing you at the Opera House. Much Love, t

Anonymous

Great shot of Ash playing dead.

Hayley Rosenblum

Hiya. Seats are not reserved for this show, so if you'd like to get the BEST seats possible (ie: closest to the stage), your best bet would be to queue up early before doors open for the venue. If you'd like to sit together with friends and fellow patrons, one good way to do this would be to organize a pre-show meet up and arrive at the venue together (the patreon Facebook group and FB events have been proven very useful for this during AFP's recent European tour). While Team AFP can block off seats so patrons can sit together, it's worth pointing out that often reserved seats for the artist are typically not the closest "best" seats in front of stage.

Anonymous

Thanks for the heads up Hayley. I asked if seats could be held on the off-chance it was possible and I assumed any seats held would be good. We'll certainly try to be there early on the night.