VOILA!!!! the tour merch is online + new shirt + australia store + PATRON ONLY PINS (Patreon)

(patron only)

hallo loves 

greetings from the woods at the omega institute, where we just finished day one of our workshop and moved our minds and bodies around talked about compassion and i made lots of off-color non-compassionate jokes about the “zen ukulele“ course in the building across the lawn. fuck those people!!!

but seriously, it’s going very well. i need to do things like this every so often and this is the first time i’m crossing the streams and merging my own community with my life-long practice of retreats and meditation and all that. i feel happy, doing this. whole-er. 

i'll write more about it later because right now i just wanna get this AMAZING MERCH MESSAGE out so i can get my tired ass to bed. 

.....

SO

FINALLY 

if you missed stopping by the merch table at a show, or if something sold out.....WE GOTCHA COVERED. 

we are back from tour and a lot of things are now UP ON THE WEBSTORES, HURRAH.

THERE’S ALSO A BRAND-NEW SHIRT DESIGN….designed by hannah litke after i saw a great drawing she posted to instagram and asked if she was game to make it a shirt. if it sells well online, we will take it on the road in europe & the UK, too. see below for ordering details.

NEW T-SHIRT:

available for pre-order now in all AFP webstores:

USA/WORLDWIDE:
https://shop.amandapalmer.net/products/afp-no-intermission-illustrated-by-hannah-littke-t-shirt

UK/EUROPE:
https://ukshop.amandapalmer.net/collections/all-products/products/no-intermission-t-shirt-designed-by-hannah-litke

AUSTRALIA:
https://aushop.amandapalmer.net/buy/amanda-palmer/9025-afp-no-intermission-illustrated-by-hannah-littke

australia?! yes. this is new. read on for more below.

PATRON-ONLY PINS

at long last, we now have the patron-only pins ready for order online. these pins were designed by alfredo richner, a wonderful artist and patron based in puerto rico who i’ve done a ton o stuff with.

!! please limit your order to no more than 2 pins. these are a special item for patrons to be able to wear and flaunt to each other that they are a patron, that's why we've kept the cost low, please do not order a handful because other patrons may miss out.

in the event that we sell out of stock, we'll move over to a pre-order (which means you can still order the pin, it'll just take a little longer to arrive since we'll be making more).

the password, for both stores is: PATRONATOR
(in all caps, it's case sensitive).

USA/WORLDWIDE WEBSTORE:
https://shop.amandapalmer.net/products/afp-tour-merch-patron-enamel-pins


UK/EUROPE WEBSTORE:
https://ukshop.amandapalmer.net/products/queen-of-hearts-enamel-pin-patron-only


we'll also have these pins on the road during the upcoming uk/europe tour.

MORE THERE WILL BE NO INTERMISSION MERCH ONLINE:

as you may know, the CD and vinyl are online, get them if you haven't gotten them yet:


we got beautiful embroidered AFP monogram hankerchiefs:

vinyl record slipmats (this is what you put on your turntable to prevent a record from slipping and ensuring it sounds good while it plays. also, to decorate it. and make it extra goth).

the tour shirt with the skull machete on the front and the north american tour dates on the back. available in both unisex and slim fit sizes.

skull machete tote - for carrying your emotional baggage. 

....and soon i'll be adding the poster i sold on tour and a beautiful fancy, large high quality fine art print of the photograph i used on the album cover signed. that's a premium little merch item. i'm signing these now so they should be up in the US store soon.

and.....

THE AUSTRALIA WEBSTORE

for those of you down under, HOLD YOUR HORSES - I AM COMING ON TOUR IN JANUARY, FEBRUARY AND MARCH! more will be announced here SOON. and as always, patrons will get first crack at tickets with an exclusive patron-only pre-sale.

and….

i’m launching an australian web store, HOORAY!!!!!!!!!

so you can get heavy items like the art book or the new album on vinyl without the hefty international shipping prices. whee for cheaper shipping to OZ, NZ and asia.

check it out, here:

http://aushop.amandapalmer.net


if you head there now, you can pre-order the new t-shirt or order TWBNI merch like the tote, the vinyl slipmat, the vinyl record, the CD, the artbook or the hankerchief.

we're working with a merch partner that's located in australia so they can ship out these items to folks near by at cheaper shipping rates than it is to ship from the USA or the UK stores.  if you have any australia merch store specific customer services questions you can reach out to the store directly via https://aushop.amandapalmer.net/contact.

WHERE TO GET THE MERCH

so to recap, here are the webstore links:

the main webstore that's based in the USA, which will ship worldwide and have a whole assortment of AFP merch goodness:

http://shop.amandapalmer.net

the UK/EUROPE webstore which is based in the UK and ran by team AFP's resident merch queen alex, will also ship anywhere in the world so if you're outside of the USA or UK/EUROPE you can check in with alex about shipping costs (alex@amandapalmer.net):

http://ukshop.amandapalmer.net

and our brand spanking new webstore based in australia, it doesn't have as much inventory as the other two stores, but this is the place to go if you live down under and want to get in on There Will Be No Intermission merch items.

http://aushop.amandapalmer.net

this shop is run by a partner we're working with, so if you have any questions about an order or shipping, you can reach out to them directly by phone, or by email, details here: https://aushop.amandapalmer.net/contact

that should do it.

xx
a


------THE NEVER-ENDING AS ALWAYS---------

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THE NEXT TOUR, EVEN THOUGH IT SEEMS LIKE LIGHTYEARS AWAY, IT'S REAL

Wed Sep 4 – Netherlands – Amsterdam – Meervaart

Fri Sep 6 – Germany – Berlin – Admiralspalast

Wed Sep 11 – Germany – Munich – Kongressaal

Fri Sep 13 – Germany – Offenbach – Capitol

Sat Sep 14 – Austria – Vienna – Konzerthaus

Sun Sep 15 – Austria – Graz – Stefaniensaal

Wed Sep 18 – Germany – Stuttgart – Theaterhaus

Thu Sep 19 – Germany – Essen – Colosseum

Fri Sep 20 – Belgium – Antwerp – De Roma

Tue Sep 24 – Germany – Hamburg – Laeiszhalle

We Sep 25 – Germany – Leipzig – Haus Auensee

Thu Sep 26 – Czech Republic – Prague – Hybernia

Fri Sep 27 – Luxembourg  – Luxembourg – Conservatoire

Sat Sep 28 – France – Paris – Bataclan

Fri Oct 11 – Denmark – Copenhagen – Bremen Teater

Sat Oct 12 – Sweden – Stockholm – Södra Teatern (SOLD OUT)

Wed Oct 16 – UK – Bexhill – De La Warr Pavilion

Sat Oct 19 – UK – Cardiff – St David's Hall

Sun Oct 20 – UK – Cambridge – Corn Exchange

Wed Oct 23 – Ireland – Cork – Opera House

Thu Oct 24 – Ireland – Dublin – National Concert Hall

Sat Oct 26 – Ireland – Belfast – Ulster Hall

Sun Oct 27 – Ireland – Limerick – University Hall

Frin Nov 1 – UK – Dunfermline – Carnegie Hall 

Sat Nov 2 – UK – Glasgow – City Halls

Sun Nov 3 – UK – Manchester – Albert Hall

Mon Nov 4 – UK – York – Opera House

Thu Nov 7 – UK – Newcastle – Tyne Theatre

Sun Nov 24 – Portugal – Braga – Theatro Circo

Thu Dec 5 – UK – London – Union Chapel (SOLD OUT)

Fri Dec 6 – UK – London – Union Chapel (SOLD OUT)

Fri Dec 13th - UK - London Union Chapel (NEWLY ADDED)

https://nointermission.amandapalmer.net