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Anonymous

Thomas and Andrew, just to put your mind (somewhat) to rest, that cloth towel in the bathroom is actually just one long strip, not a loop. The clean towel is rolled out and the dirty towel is rolled up in a separate compartment. As long as you don't go through the whole thing, you have clean fresh towel on every use. They have one in my office, so yeah, that's still a thing.

Anonymous

But what about the germs that wriggle or osmose (is that a word?) from the dirty bit towards the clean bit? Yeugh.

Anonymous

Could only find 2 min clips of the Amy Schumer parody on youTube… i am not sure what i just watched but it made me laugh