PAX (Patreon)

Hey, like, what's the rush, man? It's Newman, man, with a new character!

Sit wherever, light a fat one and hear this dude's groovy story.

Second-generation Floraunan, Undertown born and raised, he's never been outside Earth. His parents keep pushing him to get a job and a better flat, but he loves his garden. Pax has dedicated his whole life to keeping and cultivating weed from all around the universe.

His dream is to create the most exciting strains, with the most varied effects. Maybe one that makes you peckish for the weirdest sandwich combinations. Maybe one that doesn't take effect until weeks later, jumping on you on the most unexpected moment. A retroactive spliff which sends the high back in time, and hits you before you actually smoke it, so the only way of stopping the high is to roll one as soon as possible, making the effect disappear? Why not? It's been done with wine before.

But something threatens this dream. Annodyte dust. And Pax will fight that shit, even if it means helping the Plumbers. Fascist pigs...

More news soon!

Newman.