Home Movies - Part 28 (Patreon)

Kim and Ann can’t help but burst out laughing every couple of minutes, the Tweebs growing more and more irritated with every aborted take. The young man they’ve hired is a professional...and a cute one at that...but they just can’t help it. Covered from head to toe in a motion capture suit, his enormous girth sticking out the front of the black garment, he looks absolutely ridiculous.

The idea for this one was supposed to be simple: Have James, a dummy camera in hand, shoot some ‘home movies’ of his own. In practice, however, James was probably the most difficult person on the planet to put in front of a camera.…the man just couldn’t help but turn even the simplest of sex scenes into a science lecture. Hours and hours of all-but-unusable filming that had to be would have to be overdubbed with adult film music. The people want to see sweat-drenched bodies slapping against one another, not orations about scene-appropriate fluid dynamics and skin-on-skin friction coefficients.

Enter the power of computer-generated imagery. Hire a well-hung guy, throw him in a mo-cap suit, and let the computer do the rest. Simple. Problem solved…and, for that matter, far easier than dealing with an increasingly irritated Ann having to work with her ex-husband.

Jim and Tim simultaneously roll their eyes, letting out a growl of annoyance as Ann has an uncontrollable urge to giggle at the sight before her. Bent over the high back chair in the middle of the living room, Kim too lets out a snorting laugh, the black-clad caricature just beginning to press his enormity against her sphincter.

Tim: Cut! Goddammit, you two!

Ann: (laughing) Uhh-uhh! Language, young man!

Tim: Can you two pleeeease focus for more than five seconds? We‘ve been trying to shoot this scene for… What…?

Jim: Twenty takes.

Tim: Twenty - fucking - takes!

Ann: Language, Timothy Possible!

Point taken, Kim and Ann go through the motions of trying to quell their giddy behavior. Kim takes a few deep breaths, trying to clear her mind as Ann does much the same, shaking her entire body while blowing through pursed lips.

Gesturing in their direction, Tim motions for the trio to start again. Ann acts as the ‘helping hand‘ in this scene. Fingers wrapped around the base of the substitute's shaft, she's otherwise draped over his back, watching as he pushes into Kim’s starfish. No sooner has Ann begun to knead his length when Kim‘s lip begins to quiver, the urge to laugh welling up once more. Similarly, Ann clenches her teeth behind pursed lips, her entire body beginning to shake as she tries to hold back another guffaw.

Tim wrinkles his nose in annoyance, eyeing his equally pissed-off sibling. Just when he’s about to yell ‘cut’, Kim's eyes suddenly widen...the urge to laugh is very  much gone. The word doesn't quite escape him, Kim's entire body tensing up when the stand-in's massive head pushes past her musculature.

Kim: H'OHMYFUCKINGGAWD!

Irritated or not, the Tweebs just can't help it, the pair burst into laughter at Kim's expense.

Kim: S-s-s'not f-funny, ASSHOLES!

Jim: (laughing, mimicking Ann's voice) Uhh-uhh. Language, young lady.

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Original Art by Gagala

Edits by Phillipthe2