Modern Stone Age Woman - 8K (Patreon)

Home after a hard days work at the Bedrock Geological Survey *, Barney walks in the front door.  Putting his briefcase down, he plods into the kitchen to get his usual after-work kiss.  Betty, slaving away in the kitchen, has a little after-work surprise for him...

Barney: Honey, I'm home!

Betty: How was your day, dear?

Barney: Ehh, you know.  Mass extinctions, rumors of global cooling, the continent dividing...the usual.  So, what's for supper?

Betty: Fried porkasaurus chops.

Barney: Ooooo!  My favorite!

Barney stops dead in his tracks, standing is the kitchen doorway, staring wide-eyed at his wife.  Betty, all but completely naked, looks over her shoulder as she stands at the kitchen counter.

Betty: (smiling seductively) What's the matter dear?

Barney: (pointing at Betty) Wh-what...!?

Betty: I thought I'd give my hard working man a lil' surprise after a long, grueling day at the office.

Barney: (pointing at Betty's feet) No...  Wh-wh-what are...!?

Betty: (glancing down) Oh, theeeese!  Don't you like them?  I got 'em on sale at Bloomingstone's.  They're the latest fashion from Pareé-Rocheux!  They're called -shoes-.  So modern.**

* As previously mentioned, Barney had multiple jobs, including as a geologist.

** With one or two exceptions, neither the Flintstones nor Rubbles wore shoes throughout the original 1960-66 airing.

Original Art by Alex Hiro

Color and Edits by Phillipthe2