Modern Stone Age Woman (Patreon)
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Home after a hard days work at the Bedrock Geological Survey *, Barney walks in the front door. Putting his briefcase down, he plods into the kitchen to get his usual after-work kiss. Betty, slaving away in the kitchen, has a little after-work surprise for him...
Barney: Honey, I'm home!
Betty: How was your day, dear?
Barney: Ehh, you know. Mass extinctions, rumors of global cooling, the continent dividing...the usual. So, what's for supper?
Betty: Fried porkasaurus chops.
Barney: Ooooo! My favorite!
Barney stops dead in his tracks, standing is the kitchen doorway, staring wide-eyed at his wife. Betty, all but completely naked, looks over her shoulder as she stands at the kitchen counter.
Betty: (smiling seductively) What's the matter dear?
Barney: (pointing at Betty) Wh-what...!?
Betty: I thought I'd give my hard working man a lil' surprise after a long, grueling day at the office.
Barney: (pointing at Betty's feet) No... Wh-wh-what are...!?
Betty: (glancing down) Oh, theeeese! Don't you like them? I got 'em on sale at Bloomingstone's. They're the latest fashion from Pareé-Rocheux! They're called -shoes-. So modern.**
* As previously mentioned, Barney had multiple jobs, including as a geologist.
** With one or two exceptions, neither the Flintstones nor Rubbles wore shoes throughout the original 1960-66 airing.
Technically, this'd be an nsfw, but...ehhh, what the heck. Here's a little something extra for all you $1 tier folks. :D
Original Art by Alex Hiro
Color and Edits by Phillipthe2