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As Harvey is searching for his boss' "lost daughter", Birdgirl is summoned to Phil's office...

Birdgirl: You wanted to see me, Mr Sebben?
Phil: Yes, come in, Birdgirl.  Which do you prefer, Bird or Miss Girl?
Birdgirl: Just Birdgirl.
Phil: Alright, fine.  So, Birdgirl, what made you choose a career in law...other than the exorbitant pay check and hot interns at your every beckon and call?
Birdgirl: I uhhhh...
Phil: Why don't you sit down make yourself comfortable.  I'll pour us a couple of drinks while you think about it.
Birdgirl: (thinking out loud) Oh my god oh my god oh my god, I think Daddy is hitting on me!  If I reveal my secret identity he'll know I'm really his daughter!  And if I don't he'll continue to...leading to...Euuuw!
Phil: You say something, dear?
Birdgirl: No, Dadd...  Errrr, I mean...  No, Mr Sebben.
Phil: Please, call me Phil.  Here...

Phil hands Birdgirl a vodka martini and sits down next to her on the couch.

Phil: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker I always sex....Say!  I always SAY!
Birdgirl: Daddy, I really don't think this is...  Oooo!  No!  I mean...
Phil: Yes, call me Daddy.  Ha ha ha!  Tongue slip.

Original Art by HD-2
Commissioned by Phillipthe2

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