Pro-Bone-O! (Patreon)
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As Harvey is searching for his boss' "lost daughter", Birdgirl is summoned to Phil's office...
Birdgirl: You wanted to see me, Mr Sebben?
Phil: Yes, come in, Birdgirl. Which do you prefer, Bird or Miss Girl?
Birdgirl: Just Birdgirl.
Phil: Alright, fine. So, Birdgirl, what made you choose a career in law...other than the exorbitant pay check and hot interns at your every beckon and call?
Birdgirl: I uhhhh...
Phil: Why don't you sit down make yourself comfortable. I'll pour us a couple of drinks while you think about it.
Birdgirl: (thinking out loud) Oh my god oh my god oh my god, I think Daddy is hitting on me! If I reveal my secret identity he'll know I'm really his daughter! And if I don't he'll continue to...leading to...Euuuw!
Phil: You say something, dear?
Birdgirl: No, Dadd... Errrr, I mean... No, Mr Sebben.
Phil: Please, call me Phil. Here...
Phil hands Birdgirl a vodka martini and sits down next to her on the couch.
Phil: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker I always sex....Say! I always SAY!
Birdgirl: Daddy, I really don't think this is... Oooo! No! I mean...
Phil: Yes, call me Daddy. Ha ha ha! Tongue slip.
Original Art by HD-2
Commissioned by Phillipthe2