I'll Take the Case! (Patreon)

Just another typical day at the law offices of Sebben and Sebben as Harvey and Birdgirl (aka Judy Ken Sebben) file some 'briefs'...

Phil: (over the intercom) Birdman, get in here! 

Birdgirl: Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!  He knows!  He knows we're...! 

Harvey: Relax.  How could he possibly know?  It's not like he's got cameras in all of the offices. Right, Avenger? 

Avenger: Caw? Caaawww! 

Harvey: Oh, come on.  You two are just being paranoid.  He probably has some new, hair-brained case for me.  (points at security camera) Wait, how long has that been there?

Twenty-seven seconds later, Harvey opens the door to Phil's office and pokes his head in.

Harvey: You wanted to see me, Phil? 

Phil: (pointing at an end table) Sit down, Birdman! 

Harvey: (looking at the chair next him) Ummmm... 

Phil: (pointing as Harvey sits on the table) Not there!  There!  Not there!  There! 

Phil: (as Harvey sits in the chair) Birdman, I've got a missing daughter case for you. 

Harvey: Hah!  Did some rich, billionaire''s daughter run off with a beatnik and join a cult? 

Phil: It's my daughter, smart guy! 

Harvey: Oh.  Uhhh, isn't this more of a private investigator kinda thing? 

Phil: This one's strictly off the books, Birdman.  Capiche?  Oh, and I need to borrow that new, sexy little intern of yours while you're out.  Mine quit...and filed a sexual harassment complaint.  She needs to get good and broken in anyway. 

Harvey: (annoyed) Great.  Zero billable hours. 

Phil: Ha ha ha!  Pro-bone-oh.

Original Art by HD-2 

Commissioned by Phillipthe2