I'll Take the Case! (Patreon)

Just another typical day at the law offices of Sebben and Sebben as Harvey and Birdgirl (aka Judy Ken Sebben) file some 'briefs'... (pointing as Harvey sits on the table) 

Phil: (over the intercom) Birdman, get in here!
Birdgirl: Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!  He knows!  He knows we're...!
Harvey: Relax.  How could he possibly know?  It's not like he's got cameras in all of the offices.  Right, Avenger?
Avenger: Caw?  Caaawww!
Harvey: Oh, come on.  You two are just being paranoid.  He probably has some new, hair-brained case for me.  (points at security camera) Wait, how long has that been there?

Twenty-seven seconds later, Harvey opens the door to Phil's office and pokes his head in.

Harvey: You wanted to see me, Phil?
Phil: (pointing at an end table) Sit down, Birdman!
Harvey: (looking at the chair next him) Ummmm...
Phil: (pointinh as Harvey sits on the table) Not there!  There!  Not there!  There!
Phil: (as Harvey sits in the chair) Birdman, I've got a missing daughter case for you.
Harvey: Hah!  Did some rich, billionaire''s daughter run off with a beatnik and join a cult?
Phil: It's my daughter, smart guy!  
Harvey: Oh.  Uhhh, isn't this more of a private investigator kinda thing?
Phil: This one's strictly off the books, Birdman.  Capiche?  Oh, and I need to borrow that new, sexy little intern of yours while you're out.  Mine quit...and filed a sexual harassment complaint.  She needs to get good and broken in anyway.
Harvey: (annoyed) Great.  Zero billable hours.
Phil: Ha ha ha!  Pro-bone-oh.

Hairy, Brazilian, and color corrected versions of both are included for your viewing pleasure.  :D

Original Art by HD-2 

Commissioned by Phillipthe2