I'll Take the Case! - 4K (Patreon)

Just another typical day at the law offices of Sebben and Sebben as Harvey and Birdgirl (aka Judy Ken Sebben) file some 'briefs'...

Phil: (over the intercom) Birdman, get in here!
Judy: Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod!  He knows!  He knows we're...!
Harvey: Relax.  How could he possibly know?  It's not like he's got cameras in all of the offices.  Right, Avenger?
Avenger: Caw?  Caaawww!
Harvey: Oh, come on.  You two are just being paranoid.  He probably has some new, hair-brained case for me.  (points at security camera) Wait, how long has that been there?

Twenty-seven seconds later, Harvey opens the door to Phil's office and pokes his head in.

Harvey: You wanted to see me, Phil?
Phil: (pointing at an end table) Sit down, Birdman!
Harvey: (looking at the chair next to him) Ummmm...
Phil: (pointing as Harvey sits on the table) Not there!  There!  Not there!  There!
Phil: (as Harvey sits in the chair) Birdman, I've got a missing daughter case for you.
Harvey: Hah!  Did some rich, socialite's daughter run off with a beatnik and join a cult?
Phil: It's my daughter, smart guy!  
Harvey: Oh.  Uhhh, isn't this more of a private investigator kinda thing?
Phil: This one's strictly off the books, Birdman.  Capiche?  Oh, and I need to borrow that new, sexy little intern of yours while you're out.  Mine quit...and filed a sexual harassment complaint.  She needs to get good and broken in anyway.
Harvey: Great.  Zero billable hours.
Phil: Ha ha ha!  Pro-bone-o.

Hairy, Brazilian, color corrected, and SFW-ish versions are included for your viewing pleasure.  :D

Original Art by HD-2 

Commissioned by Phillipthe2