Peg - Thank You - 8K (Patreon)

It goes without saying that I did not expect this level of support following my recent layoff.  I can't even begin to say thank you enough!  So, until I can put my words together coherently and write an actual 'thank you', I'll let Peg do the thanking for me.  Originally, I was going to do one of two versions of her...stripper Peg or "something else"...but I think you folks deserve both....in 8K.   :D

The real estate market is always down during the winter months and Peg-O-My-Heart Realty (yes, that’s really the name of her company) is no exception. Peg needs to make a little extra spending money for the holidays...

PJ: I dunno, Max, are you sure this is gonna work.
Max: Dude, trust me, we're sooo gonna see some titties. These fake IDs are totally legit looking.
Bouncer: Alright boys, let's see 'em.
Max and PJ nervously hand the giant bouncer their IDs.
Bouncer: What, no fake mustaches to go with these? You insult me!
Max: Sir, we...we're...we're sophomores at Spoonerville College. Isn't that right, PJ?
Bouncer: (rolls his eyes) I woulda believed yuh if you'd said Spoonerville High.
Max: B-but, sir...
Bouncer: I'm just jerkin' your chain, kid. Call it an early Christmas present. Just keep your hands to yourself and don't be tipping the girls with no Monopoly money...or I'll crack yer skulls.
PJ: Y-yes, sir. Thank you, sir. C'mon, Max!
Later that evening, Max and PJ are sitting at center stage.
PJ: Dude, that one like...I could see all of her...her...stuff!
Max: Dude, I'm totally gonna get a lap dance from the next one!
Announcer: Ah'right, gentlemen! Remember, these girls work for tips and tips alone! Now, comin' to the center stage...put your hands together for the luscious "Miss P"!
Max: Dude, is...is that...? No way! Mrs P?!?
Peg: Shit.
PJ: Muh-muhhh-Mom?!?  

See the second version here.

Original Art by Jab  

Edits and Colors by Phillipthe2