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Hey gang we are recording our holiday episode today. Drop your questions or stories that have to do with the holidays! Wishing a happy holidays to your and yours! Thanks for the support. Love youse guys! 

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Anonymous

Is it garbage to hide your fleshlight under your cum towel after you get done jacking it so you can ride the post-jizz nod train and tell yourself “I’ll clean that up tomorrow”?

Anonymous

$20 Shareholder (haven’t had one read yet): ever have an uncle hook up with your little brother’s girlfriend, Only for said-uncle’s fiancé to find out moments before the family Xmas party?

Anonymous

I never get any read. But here we go. Is it garbage that I order nice cologne samples off Amazon for $15 instead of paying for full bottles at $100

Anonymous

Is it garbage to eat a snack you just bought, while putting the groceries into the car? Yes it was the parking lot of the Walmart.

Anonymous

is it garbage to pick up sidewalk junk on the street and the say “these are expensive at target”

Anonymous

Is it garbage to frequent the liquor store so much, that the owner gives you a Christmas present. (it was a couple leftover whiskey promo glasses)

Kayla

haha the other day at my liquor store the girl said "it's your lucky day! we got a bottle of your vodka with no label so we can't sell it, Merry Christmas!"

Anonymous

Is it garbage if family members will take a nap in your bed after dinner when you’re the one hosting the holiday gathering? Nothing worse than uncle Dennis’ drool soaking your pillow on Christmas

Thumper

10$ Homo here… How terrible are you at wrapping presents?

Matt

Is it garbage to prefer a full size sedan over any other vehicle?

Woody the Peckerwood

Is it garbage to call a white tank top a “wife beater”?