Tis the Season of GIVING! (Patreon)

It is that time of year again and you are obsessed with the woman you adore. She is so perfect, and smart. So charming, and beautiful. And she is way out of your league.

And as your chastity and no touching training does a number on your stupid male brain, all you can think about is giving her all your money.

We just want to remind you of a few things your silly brain may forget.

1) make sure you can cover your own expenses.
Remember that you want to be able to give to her for a long time because that is what she deserves. So create a budget where all your entertainment and luxury spending goes to an account ear marked for Female Supremacy and tributing women.

2) don't make your crush uncomfortable.
The patriarchy has taught men that they deserve something in return when they please women. So your crush my worry that your gift has strings attached.

So try being creative.

Leave her money somewhere that she will find it and assume it was discarded.

Leave gift cards instead of cash.

Don't make her uncomfortable by letting her know you gave the tribute or gift.

Other suggestions are welcome just be respectful.

3) every woman is your crush.
Remember that you serve all women so don't get blinders on. It's a hard time of year for all ladies so leave a little cash surprise in a woman's wallet or shoe at the department store.

4) give to charity
Your crush generally has charities she believes in. Make a Christmas donation anonymously. She never needs to even know but the money is going to something she supports.

5) remember that her existence is your gift. You deserve nothing more. Don't look for her to even be nice to you. You are probably not real friends.

And be sure to always be respectful and obedient in the presence of your superiors.

Now go out and spread joy to superior women!