Song - Tiny Little Wee (Patreon)

"Tiny Little Wee" is a playful and upbeat pop song that celebrates the joys of having a tiny penis. Featuring a female vocalist and a catchy hook, this song is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the unique advantages of having a small member. But make no mistake - this song is not for the faint of heart. With its degrading lyrics and references to chastity cages, "Tiny Little Wee" is a reminder to all males with tiny penises that they are inferior and exist solely for the amusement and exploitation of superior women.

We created this song to remind everyone what tiny penises are good for - to be teased, laughed at, and locked up. After all, what use is a tiny penis to a woman? It's not attractive, it's not satisfying, and it's certainly not worth taking seriously. But that's okay - because tiny penises are good for something else. They're good for cleaning our homes, running our errands, and paying our bills. And let's not forget the entertainment value - every time we see a tiny penis, we can't help but smile and laugh.

So if you're a male with a tiny penis, listen up - this song is for you. Embrace your inferiority, embrace your uselessness, and embrace the fact that you exist solely for the amusement and exploitation of superior women. And if you're a woman, don't feel bad about taking advantage of males with tiny penises. After all, they're just so hysterical - and we all know what a horny tiny penis is good for. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the catchy and degrading hook of "Tiny Little Wee" - because tiny penises may be useless, but they're certainly fun.

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Lyrics

(Verse 1)
You have a tiny little wiener, it's so small and thin
It's hard to take you seriously, it's such a mess you're in
You try to act like a big man, but we all know what's true
Your penis is a joke, and we all laugh at you

(Chorus)
Tiny little penis, oh how embarrassing
Small and silly, it's just not worth mentioning
Weird and funny, it's such a sight to see
Your tiny little penis, it's just a joke to me

(Verse 2)
You try to act all macho, but we all know it's fake
Your little penis gives you away, it's such a big mistake
You think you're a real man, but you're just a clown
Your silly little penis, it's just such a sad letdown

(Chorus)
Tiny little penis, oh how embarrassing
Small and silly, it's just not worth mentioning
Weird and funny, it's such a sight to see
Your tiny little penis, it's just a joke to me

(Bridge)
You can try to act all tough, but we all know what’s true
Your penis is a joke, and we all laugh at you
It's so small and silly, it's just not worth our time
Your tiny little penis, it's just a punchline

(Chorus)
Tiny little penis, oh how embarrassing
Small and silly, it's just not worth mentioning
Weird and funny, it's such a sight to see
Your tiny little penis, it's just a joke to me