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Me irl: Yeah, I'm not ready to hold hands yet.   

Me listening to a slightly sexual song: I AM THE QUEEN OF WHORE ISLAND! :D

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Flurio

Hello!... It's me...

NFinity

Yes, the me in real life conflicts with my fantasy life, they practically contradict each other.

WolfLord11

Who are trying to hold hands with? That’s how people get pregante

CurrentlyEatingPies

Where is whore island? Can I holiday there? Whats the weather like?

Anonymous

Makes sense to me

Lachlan Parker

At first, all I saw was the all-caps line, and I had no fucking idea what was going on, in both comedic and worried ways. Then I saw the whole thing, and now I'm just smiling. You always brighten my mood, even when I'm depressed as the night sky is polluted. Also, whore island sounds like the name of a brothel that has a tropical theme, including all the stereotypical uses of coconuts. I would absolutely go there, only I'm not brave enough to go alone.

Joseph Brown

Chainsaw Man: "I just wanna eat lunch and touch boobs."

Mike Taylor

ME: *opens Patreon notification* TEA: I AM THE QUEEN OF WHORE ISLAND! ME: *goes flying into a wall* Ow.

YourMagnet_adult_version

I think there is nothing wrong with the duality of human nature ... this is inherent in everyone, although sometimes some people deny their duality

VitAnyaNaked

<p style="color: #008600;">As always, your post amused me😃 this pinch of positivity was even more positive this time</p>