Most Eligible Bachelor 8 (Patreon)

Then, like that had lulled her into a false sense of security, she felt real heat flaring between her legs. Harley moaned out long and loud, surrendering herself yet again to the kind of explosive climax only Dick had ever given her.

“Diiiick,” she whined weakly, her voice giving out. “Diick…” Then her eyes glazed over, rolling up in her skull, her fanatically contorting expressions replaced with a slack look of numbness.

Dick kept fucking her, kept making her come. Underneath him, Harley’s body went through tremors of sheer ecstasy. Her fingernails dug deep into his back, raking down to his pumping ass before her arms went limp as noodles and fell loosely to her sides. Her wet cunt contracted around Dick’s length, sucking at it with all the fervor that her ecstatic body could produce. Dick had broken Harley’s mind before his stamina gave out. His burning desire still demanded to be relieved.

“Ivy, lie down beside her,” he ordered.

Ivy was still marveling at the heft of his balls. Far too big now to fit in one palm. She looked up sharply, confused that Dick had taken his attention from Harley even slightly. She remembered how focused he could be. “W-what?”

Still slaking his lust with Harley’s semiconscious body, Dick reached down to Ivy’s long red hair, seized her by it, and pulled her up to parallel his and Harley’s joined bodies. He thrust her down right next to Harley, the blonde’s fallen form still shaking with his thrusts.

“You made me repeat myself,” Dick hissed at her. “I was going to just give you my cock, but now I think you’ll beg for it. Beg, or I’ll finish in Harley. When she wakes up she can find out she got my cum.”

Suddenly tantalized by the prospect of Dick finishing in her instead, Ivy gave an involuntary jerk of her head, a denial of his denial, and hurriedly opened her legs, reaching down to spread her labia for him as well.

“No! Don’t! Fuck me!” she howled, all her prior seductiveness gone, replaced with pure desperation. “What are you waiting for? Mount me and fuck me! I was made to be fucked by a prick that’s gotten as hard as that! Ohhh, please, cock me! Cock me like you cocked your other bitch!”

Dick kept up his steady pumping between Harley’s open thighs—his usage of her now that her body had been reduced to insensate enjoyment. But he leaned over to Ivy, grabbing her tits and pushing his forehead against hers. He could’ve kissed her, but instead he listened to her pant in need.

“Yeah, I love listening to a little slut like you begging for my prick,” he sneered. “And now you’re going to get it, bitch. You’re going to get to be my whore just like Harley is. When I’m done reaming you out, both you cunts can look at your gaping holes and think how lucky you are that you both get to belong to me.”

Ivy shuddered, rubbing her thighs together, biting her lip. A paroxysm of rapture, almost a little orgasm. Dick wouldn’t have thought that such an imposing woman would have a fetish for being dominated, but maybe that was why she put on such a show of disliking men. Why she was such good friends with Harley.

As he kept rutting Harley, Dick caressed Ivy. She surrendered fully to his touch, covering his hands with her own as they fondled her breasts. She got him to pinch her stiff nipples; Dick hefted her tits up to her face, making her lick and suck them too. Their mouths met over the tips of her voluptuous breasts.

And while she distracted him with a kiss, Ivy tried to assert herself, pulling his hand down to her needy sex. She eased his fingers into her opening, starting to milk them with her inner muscles, showing Dick how wet and ready for him she was.

Dick snatched his hand away, Ivy mewling in disappointment, but she didn’t have to sit with her dejection for long. He turned her over onto her side, facing away from him, and dismounted Harley to spoon Ivy from behind.

She threw a leg back over his hips, splaying herself before him. Then, reaching down to where his massive cock lay, freshly fed on Harley’s defeated pussy, she took it in her hand and led it to her waiting slit. She pumped it with her quivering fingers, loving the raw strength she felt in his overwhelming arousal, then placed the tip inside her labia. Then, she could only groan as her anticipation came to an end and Dick sunk himself home.

“Ahhgg!” she keened, her body already pulsing to the rhythm of his hardened cock.

Dick wasted no time in rutting Ivy as hard and as fast as he’d been making Harley take his cock. He was halfway ready to blow, but Dick doubted that would affect her satiation any. Ivy seemed on the verge of coming herself, so close from watching him with Harley that all she needed was his prick itself to finish her off.

He gave it to her, picking up speed. Much as Ivy might hold herself as superior to Harley, Dick wondered how she’d feel about being reduced to the same oversexed mess by his cock. He grasped her hefty breasts, their weight already pancaked between his chest and Ivy’s, pushing him a ways clear of her as Harley’s petite breasts never had.

Ivy leaned her face back to offer him her lips. He kissed her and she moaned into his mouth; Dick was thrusting into her harder than ever, the rhythm of it irresistible. Ivy surrendered to it just as Harley had, reaching down to rub her clit while she took his member. It swelled under her briskly stroking fingers and her cunt flooded with arousal. Her juices soaked his cock, trailed out of her as each pump seemed to leave less and less room inside her for Ivy’s growing amount of cream.

Harley was still lying next to them, spread-eagled from how much Dick had used her, tiny tremors rattling her small body. The aftershocks of how hard and how much she had come. One managed to turn her face to the side and her cheek landed against the floor, releasing a cooing cry like a sound within a dream: “Ggghh…”

The sated sound from Harley while he was in the middle of coitus with Ivy brought Dick into a semblance of sanity. The realization that he’d more or less had a threesome with the two most dangerous villainesses in Gotham, simply by asking Ivy—who was there to touch herself as she watched—to spread for him, was by no means enough to make him stop. But Dick did see how unbelievable the circumstances were.

Ivy had gone off the deep end. And even in Dick’s most depraved dreams, coming off a fright high from the Scarecrow, he never would’ve imagined the frigid, stuck-up supremacist of a plant person would have such lust.

It was insane the way she was giving herself to him. Dick knew that every woman had a sexual streak of some sort, but this was fucking madness. Ivy was out of her mind with lust and she was driving him out of his gourd to try and sate her.

And the real crazy part was—it was working. Dick held himself over Ivy, undulating his body, mounting and riding Ivy’s trembling curves. And he saw, very clearly, how Ivy’s jaw dropped, her face blushed, and she wailed out an obvious orgasm, with her cunt spraying its nectar up between their squirming bellies.

“Hhrrhh! Unhh! Unph! Oh! Dick! Yes!” Slavishly her hips jumped forward, pushing her body up to the meeting where his loins covered her groin, trying to either get more of his cock or give more of her pussy to his penetration.

A burst of inspiration hit Dick. If Ivy liked being dominated so much, maybe this was the time to really show her how lucky she was to be his bitch.

“That’s it,” Dick groaned, his stamina pushed to the limit while he tried to endure Ivy’s orgasmic cunt wrapped around his own madly pulsating endowment. “That’s it, Ivy, come for me. Show me what a good little whore you are. Bitches like you always come when they get fucked by big cocks, don’t they? You’re just like Harley, you’re a slut just like her, and now I’m fucking done with you. I just made you come so you’d understand what a dirty cunt you really are. I made you my bitch, so I might as well use you as my cum dumpster too. You’re too much of a whore not to enjoy it. Thank me. Thank me for my cum, you little slut, or I’ll give it to Harley.”

Ivy’s eyes opened wide, nearly bulging from her sockets, her face stricken with an agony of stress—but Dick also felt her cunt roil all around his member, squeezing and convulsing, a storm inside her body begging every inch of his cock for him to climax. “THANK YOU FOR YOUR CUM SIR THANK YOU THANK YOU I WANT IT SO BAAAAD!”

With her carnal needs satisfied and her will utterly broken—if there was any difference between the two—Dick allowed the boiling pressure in his balls to finally find release. He came, giving spurt after hot spurt to Ivy’s tremulous pussy.

Thick, white seed fountained from his glanshole, scalding the tender folds of Ivy’s womanhood as if marking the territory he had claimed. Jet after jet of his semen splattered her well-used inner muscles. He drenched her utterly, covering every inch of her interior with the shattering relief of his knotted need.

It felt like he relieved himself of at least a gallon of his sperm before his throbbing erection at last subsided and let both of them out of their shared climax. Gratefully, Dick drew himself out of Ivy’s still-trembling flesh and just lay against her, relishing the complete satisfaction he’d granted both of them.

Then he felt Harley’s equally sated body nestle into his back. The petite blonde clung tightly to him, kissing the back of his neck and the side of it and his cheek and his scalp, feathering countless tiny kisses to wherever she could reach while maintaining the embrace.

“Welcome back,” Dick said laconically. It was just as well that Ivy had fallen where she lay and now Harley was acting like an overaffectionate lap-cat; he didn’t think he could move anyway.

“Thanks so much for fucking my bestie,” Harley weakly moaned. “She really needed that. I’ll get your cum next time.”

Dick held Ivy, enjoying the warmth of both her and Harley, suffusing him in front and in back. He held them and was held as the entire trio’s breathing softened into deep, supple sleep. The floor was in no way as comfortable as Dick’s luxurious bed would’ve been, but it was still the best night of rest he’d gotten in a while.

And he couldn’t even see anything weird about the fact that he was sharing it with Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.