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742 - Sluts For Rudy (6/20/23) (Patreon)

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2023-06-21 03:00:03
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2023-06

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We take some dirty talk tips from Rudy Giuliani’s emails; Consider our lost Submariners; Discuss RFK Jr.’s campaign requiring us to do homework; and imagine Ron DeSantis as one of Jesus’ disciples.

NEW SHOW DATES! We will be in Canada this August:

Thursday, August 17 - Toronto - Danforth Music Hall

Saturday August 19 - Montreal - Corona Theater

Tickets will be available for Patreon pre-order on Thursday, June 22nd and available for general public sale Friday, June 23rd. Watch for a Patreon blog post with more details.

AND! We now have some collections of themed episode packs available for purchase on our new Patreon Digital Shop! Head over to www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse/shop to find collections of all our premium Movie Review episodes, all of Matt’s Inebriated Past Episodes + the Poppy series, and all of our TV review episodes + Felix’s This Is Sus series available for individual purchase.

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John Williams

Damn, Friday show is up early!

Jim from Fond Du Lac

The Idol is such a weird overly-sexual show. Sorta wreaks of Rape Fantasy.

Anonymous

Winston's are the worst cigarettes frfr

Anonymous

"You can bet your Ingersoll?"

Anonymous

the boys are on an all-time streak

Waffle Poet

“I mean, yeah, probably half our aunts and generals were autistic.” Indeed.

Sparky

Katherine’s birthday is the only worse excuse Will could come up with than white boys observing Juneteenth

Anonymous

Vancouver ?

Dru Heff

Wills uncomfortable laugh when Felix was looking for “context” for Rudy’s clear pedo/incest fantasies

Tim Mullen

I’m all for universal democracy, but any who sees RFK jr as a proto leftist or progressive should lose their right to vote

Jon Weber

I can't believe Felix would do Hexbear erasure.

NYCM&AHole

Instead of the titanic they found the alien in the ocean like that x files ep

Isaac Jones

This digital collections idea actually has some great potential, would love an ultimate Rod Dreher collection

Anonymous
>>111198357

I’m just amazed anyone is willing to consider him a serious candidate when his voice sounds like that.

Anonymous

You know you guys slip into the Hilary Clinton impression when you try to do a Ron Desantis impression. Coincidence??

Zach H.

Seriously, fellas? Rudy is clearly asking for anal and no ‘It’s Guiliani time!’ reference? Bad form. Bad form.

brodie

I will be seeking legal action against the podcast for the Rudy bit because my dick so hard it literally exploded.

Doug Cartel

cant bust until both our siggies are on the dotted line

Alec

“I made juneteenth a federal holiday, therefore you cant call me racist” -donald trump probably Guys, we have to celebrate juneteenth because it’s the holiday created by none other than donald trump. He invented it.

Gumbo Pie

Is it outlandish to think that they just paid extra to fake their deaths?

Kenny Hedges

Cool, I got to see Chapo and Ray Davies at the Corona.

Demented Avenger

Never before has mayoral testimony dared to be so explicit: “Show me your nuts!”

TangiePower

Do a bonus series with Trillbillies!

Gabrielle Chase

"wear your skirt, idiot" came immediately

SJ

Has anyone else thought the titanic richies staged a death to avoid taxes, business problems, do insurance fraud?

Chris T

We need an episode where Felix goes off on “modern day Magellan,” tech-vampire, Bryan Johnson.

Emily Hines

I can understand Felix being confused by the "tell me what to wear to work" thing but the answer is just to forbid her to wear panties

etienne
>>111227883

she needs a reddit guy and hooked with a twitter user. this is the Madame Bovary of our times

Anonymous

Rudy getting laid really makes me want to cool it on the whole women existing thing for a while

Anonymous

The best bit from the Rudy recordings were when he said he liked getting sucked off by his assistant while he was on the phone with Trump because it made him feel like Bill Clinton.

Anonymous

I was born in a tiki bar in FL

isaiah

Wow now i know why the joan of arc hallucination i had the other day spoke with an indian accent

Michael

So marrying his own cousin is no longer incestuous enough for Rudy Giuliani...

Sean Marshall

Rather hang out with John Paul Jones

Lucas Sharp

God forbid the flabby chapo turd nuggets actually engage with anything substantive RFK Jr. says. So they just throw a tantrum and complain that it requires them to read stuff that isn't just retarded right wing Ignatius Reillys they can clown on to elevate themselves? After devoting whole episodes to honor the fact that his dad and uncle were martyred by the security state for the cause of world peace! Do they even have a political project anymore besides just shitting on everything and watching fucking TV? Honestly the more I think about it the more they seem like just week little worms. WTF are they even doing? Eating seed oils and and smoking weed = looking like shit and feeling like shit. The vaccine issue requires them to reexamine themselves, wrestle with complex and difficult issues, this is well beyond what they are capable of at this point. These are not men, these are fat little boys who eat too much candy. If you guys want something better for yourselves, you'd honestly do much better listening to Jordan Peterson at this point, at least youd have a clean room!

Michael
>>111242574

I am not sure about Will and Matt, but Felix is definitely not fat and if I were you I would apologize before he finds you and puts you in a rear naked choke hold.

Lucas Sharp
>>111242574

Felix should be put in a rear naked choke hold and held underwater for what he said about people with vaccine injuries in this episode. I have friends with a vaccine injured kid, trust me man that shit aint funny. Those families have emotional fortitude like nothing you can even imagine. Imagine being responsible for someone with a severe intellectual disability for the rest of your life, for that person to be your kid. You go in for a wellness check one day and they give your 2 year old kid 4-5 shots, that night they have a series of seizures and begin an irreversible cognitive decline. This shit really happens. I know people who live with the consequences

Lucas Sharp

Chapo fappling's intellectual growth so stagnant mosquitos are laying their eggs in it

Lucas Sharp

The reason none of you know anything about Vaccines is that none of you have kids. Just to plant a little seed of knowledge: in FUNCTIONING SOCIAL DEMOCRACIES (like you guys wanted at some point before you got too lazy to care??) the vaccine schedule is somewhere around 12 - 15 shots before age 18. In USA its up to 72 shots, and the vaccine manufacturers are EXEMPT FROM ALL LIABILITY. Yes, Big Pharma, that famously honest and well meaning industry!

Anonymous
>>111244773

My guy, touch grass. You're losing your shit over nothing. If you listen for anything other than entertainment, that's on your stupid ass. Embarrassing.

Lucas Sharp
>>111242574

The whole conceit of this show is that the media is full of shit! Except on this one issue? Explain why this one issue is immune from all scrutiny J M E. Science is bought off the same as fucking political influence, its all for sale. There are a million different ways they can reverse engineer outcomes on these corporate funded studies. Literally you just have to apply the same fucking matrix of thought you apply to the military industrial complex or any other of the many vectors of oppression that "capital" wields in this country. You are being PsYoPeD

Lucas Sharp
>>111244773

Got me there guy. Mean spirited commentary aside, you right. Just gets me worked up listening to them rag on RFK jr. Yall should be cheering him on. Plus this show used to be more than entertainment, they believed in something, Bernie got cucked but the movement made an impact, now what, just watch TV and tune out? sad

Claire Casey

I think Rudy is legit my dream TAFS guest

Anonymous
>>111244773

Everything RFK said on Rogan has been disproven. There is no substance to what he has to say. I'm sorry it's personal for you, but a rare crippling side effect rate of 330 vs the us population of 330 mil is not worth bringing back the most deadly diseases. There would be far more than 330 deaths. Being online is not a political project. The Chapo boys don't think it's a political project. They entertain. They might spread some awareness here and there, but that's a secondary goal. We aren't going to make a difference on a national level. It's up to you to organize locally, not some online group. That's the only change you're going to make.

Lucas Sharp
>>111244773

Refuted by whom? Fucking Hotez? Fucking Fauci? Why wont they debate him then? and why hasn't he been sued a million times for libel? Why can you guys follow the financial incentives and see the corruption everywhere else but here? Afraid of doing some fucking homework? LOL. Being online is totally a political project. The chappo faptards turned out TONS of volunteers for Bernie by being online. Chapo WAS a politics show! with a fucking goal that they came up short on and have been copping out ever since. You are obviously in denial about that just as you deny your own agency to make positive change in this world. Everyone is capable of anything. This is small minded stinkin' thinkin'. You will never evolve any aspect of your being unless you will it to be so

Lucas Sharp
>>111244773

nice comment xww8888, wtf does that even mean? Arent you supposed to be leftoids? What is altruism besides concern for your fellow man?

Lucas Sharp
>>111242574

Its like the first thing you learn in holistic health. If you had the self discipline to not stuff your face with poison slop and lay off the doordash for 2 months or so your skin would clear up, your digestion would improve, you would be dealing with a lot less inflammation. Honestly try it, Coconut, Avocado (pure, they cut it a lot), or HEALTHY (organic pasture raised) animal fats, butter Ghee etc.

Anonymous
>>111244773

Man I havent seen someone drop some bux to troll since SA. Glad to see its coming back around.

Lucas Sharp
>>111244773

I’ve been a listener for years! Today was last straw. Getting your soul past samsara requires one to evolve past chapo ✌️

Anonymous

My favorite moment from watching that american guy who scams the indian scammers: One time he had this scammer on the phone for 9 hours pretending to be an old lady. The guy is being an absolute scumbag for 9 hours trying to scam an old lady out of her life savings. He's able to get control of the scammers computer and threatens to delete all of his files. The scammer pleads with the guy saying he will kill himself if he does that and the american guy gets really angry and starts yelling at the indian scammer about how he crossed a line. You NEVER joke about suicide.

Matthew Dunn

Good episode overall. Felix needs to do some more tv series episodes. Curious to hear his opinion on Succession and White Lotus.

etienne

the fake death conspiracy theory is fun and attractive but it fails occams razor hard and fast. you're telling me that 5 guy coincidentally had a need to vanish at the same time for financial and legal reasons and decided to go at it in a hugely high profile slapstick accident instead of just like getting pretend lost at sea on a yacht and get picked up by a wetwork team and reported missing later in like the trade press? you have to remember that we live in the same timeline where the Nissan CEO hired ex navy seals to smuggle him out of Japan in a suitcase into Jordan so he could skip corruption charges. rich guys don't need a DIY submarine to vanish

Anonymous

Felix sub confirmed

Ijon Tichy
>>111251372

Porquoi pas les deux? 5 guys did coincidentally have a need to fly at the same time, and they, out of stupidity, chose to do it in a way that could only end in them getting hamburgered

Scot Forsythe

Pweease sign My wape contwact

Ennis

Felix kitboga fan?????????

Shivvy

dirigible

Anonymous

classic matt rant from 30:00 (ish) to 32:20

Hellohellohellllo

in the early ‘00s in North Carolina Winstons were like a $1.45 per pack

Will Elliot

Chet Hanks and Adam Friedland linked up, need it or keep it?

foxy

As a slut, I fully support Rudy

sean

winstons weren't so bad once you realized unfiltered double wide pall malls existed

John Mitchell

how the fuck did google auto complete this when I said, average age. . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZCPrnmI4d4

Christopher E Musgrave

Going full throated R-slur to smack down a hopeless primary challenger, then a stream of self-righteous, humorless bitching about how some marginal political faction is dumb, in an age of full-spectrum wall-to-wall idiocy in all facets of political life. New standard for lazy filth, fellas, congrats.

S

Ron Discariot

Anonymous

the bee hive is for Beyoncé , c’mon man it’s in the name

Christopher E Musgrave
>>111339860

It's a pretty scattershot attack, which to me makes the self-righteousness worse. Seems like Will has his rich boy podcaster diaper full about Jimmy Dore again, but who knows. Who do you think they're going on a tirade about giving them "homework?"

John J Meehan V

The boys are back and it feels good

Yoopup
>>111339860

Anybody who protests vocabulary then conjures imagery of feces has gone full-retard.

BK do

I’m waiting for the get swole w Felix series- improve your deads in 30 days and curl refrigerators.

Erinrose Sullivan

Yeah, I think I'm out. Chapo has been rather pathetic post the primaries and pretty reactionary. What a pity. Well, it was good while it lasted. Will miss movie mindset. Oh well, tant pis.

Axel Herrera

This episode filtered out the most obnoxious RFK Jr fans, and I’m fine with that.

DukeNukem64x
>>111516738

Having not paid too much attention to US politics recently, I thought support for RFK was just an Alex Jones thing. Have the Q folk jumped onto him or they still rooting for JFK Jr?

Shauna Seroquel
>>111507694

All of us will miss you soooooo much! Thank you so much for updating us with this tragedy that will surely affect us! Keep up with your bravery, it must be so hard for you!

Max Beta

Comments are a funny reminder that in whatever group of people, there will be a wide spectrum that includes dummies and rubes. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of 'em are stupider than that." -GC